Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge - Page 5

Kerensky287 · 10-01-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilFuzzy9

Hey... Does anyone else get the feeling Kerensky is being sarcastic?

Yeah, I thought so.

Why would I ever be sarcastic? It does a terrible job of getting a point across.

synkr0nized · 10-01-2008, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Custscenes? Oh shit, I made a spelling mistake somewhere, didn't I?

...Either that or a joke just flew right over my head.

Oh, gently caress me, sorry about that. Not a joke -- horrid bout of typing, though. Fixed.

Kerensky287 · 10-01-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by synkr0nized

Oh, gently caress me, sorry about that. Not a joke -- horrid bout of typing, though. Fixed.

Oh. I thought you made a clever pun of the word "cuss" or something.

...Tsk, tsk. You're a moderator now! It's your job to ~~pretend to~~ know everything and be perfect in every way!

synkr0nized · 10-01-2008, 08:11 PM

Shush and post more LP. I subtly command it to be so with vampire powers I promise I don't have, wink wink.

Kerensky287 · 10-02-2008, 09:27 PM

Well, gee, I can't resist vampire powers.

CHAPTER 27! Le Grande Finale! Shut up, I don't speak french.

So, floating continent is gross. It's all gooey and stuff.

There are all these places where it looks like you can't get through, but when you reach it, a way past appears. It makes it REALLY hard to properly get around.

This fact is only made worse by the strength of the random encounters in the area. I'm not exaggerating when I say that a battle against a Behemoth was more difficult than the Ultros fight earlier.

Heh. Suggestive imagery.

Awwwwright!

And we get a prize to boot. Murasame? Sounds like a ninja sword!

...Aww.

Another staircase that wasn't there before. If I hadn't done this whole level already I'd probably be a little stuck right now.

A pointless staircase?

...OR A DEATHTRAP?!

...Or more suggestive imagery?

...Or a teleporter.

Or could it be all of the above?

After a long and confusing dungeon, we come to this point: Continue, or go back?

Only wusses run from here.

Also if you go back you have to do the entire goddamn thing again.

Well, it's too bad there's nothing else I can do here! I must've missed a turn!

-Me, the first time I did this level. I subsequently gave up.

Oh.

-Me, the second time I did this level.

A monster guarding the staircase? A dramatic set-up for...

A BOSS BATTLE!

Ultima Weapon? I have a sword with that name.

Neither does my sword.

So is my sword. I think.

It gets longer and does more damage when I have more health, so I think yeah.

AND SO BEGINS AN EPIC BOSS FIGHT.

So Shadow's been mostly useless for every random encounter so far.

But now I have an excuse to use his Throw command. And I came prepared.

NINJAS ARE SO BADASS

(A side note: Shurikens actually do about 3000+ damage per hit. They are SERIOUSLY useful.)

Ultima Weapon, meet Ultima Weapon!

Point!

Counterpoint!

Well, I guess today we learned which is the better Weapon.

...Has anyone ever found that fight hard? Seriously? Because I still won even when I wasn't overlevelled.

After the fight...

"Well, you sure earned it back after that fight! You must've taken out like half his health!"

...

Hey, you know what's worse than selling your skills to someone when you're a merc already? RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!

...Ass.

Ah, Kefka and Gestahl! Looking at those statues must be an important job. You haven't moved since I last saw you.

Kefka: "Heheh. Stone boobies."

Yes, we have arrived to...

AAAH HOLY SHIT

...Okay, go ahead and ignore us.

It's not like we're standing in front of you anyway.

What?! The Warring Triad is evolving!!

...Or not.

Emperor Gestahl eagerly accepts the random blue lights that are sent into him from the statues.

"Madness?

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA!"

Silly isn't the only one with ninja stars... and Gestahl's are Laserbeam-powered!

From the picture, it may appear that Bitch threw Store out of the way in an act of altruism. In actuality, Store just jumped and didn't give a shit who got hit instead.

Bitch: "OW! What the fuck?!"

Hefner: "Agh! Stop doing that!"

Eunuch: "Ouch! Why didn't I dodge that when I clearly knew it was coming?!"

Store: "Phew, glad that wasn't me."

Store: "Ah, now I'm special! Because you fear me! Because I'm a threat!"

.......

Did he just give an imperial command to Store to... umm, get it on with Kefka?

Kefka: "It'll be worth it. I promise." *licks his lips*

Kefka cackles at the thought of doing it with someone conscious.

Kefka: "It's an invisible sword. The newest technology... and the deadliest, too."

"You, me, Kefka... and your little mutant clown-babies."

"And you know what else we would be better off without?"

"KEFKA'S BALLS!"

Eunuch: "Wow, Kefka! We're gonna be the best-o-friends now!"
Store: "Maybe... if I had been more accurate."
Eunuch: "...Oh."
Kefka: "What's the loss of one kidney? I've got two anyway!!"

Kefka tries to walk in between them.

Gods: "No."

*push*

Gods: "k"

Kefka: "I didn't get this far NOT to blow up reality!"

Gestahl: "It's... experimental anesthetic. It involves fire."

Best pre-mortem line ever.

AHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED NOW

...lolwut

OMFG U HAXX0R

Kefka: "Deus Ex Machina!!" *midi laughter*

Gods: "k"

*Gods roll d20.

*Gods roll a 1.

Gods: "k"

*Gods roll a 10.

Gestahl: "What? Me? Well, no harm in doing so..."

In another universe, Gestahl may have earned a Darwin Award.

But of course Darwin never existed in this one.

Gestahl: "Concise... imperial... dictionary... hits stores... monday!" *dies*

"Silly bitch, don't you know who the fuck I am?!"

Silly: "Sorry? Did you say something?"
Kefka: "No, disregard that."

Kefka begins to move the statues. He does not realized that clowns are not built for moving things. They are built for making jokes and acting extraordinarily silly. Thus, the statue moves slowly and Kefka is hilariously out of breath by the end.

Kefka proceeds to move them into as ludicrous an order as possible.

I still don't get why these goddamn statues actually give people power.

Let's defile them next chance we get.

Kefka: "Great success!"

Kefka: "Just what I need to see! Ninjas!"

Ninjas ARE built for pushing things. Usually shurikens. Statues work too, however.

*crunch*

Yaay!

5200 exp gained.

420 gil gained.

6 AP gained.

Bitch learned Esuna!

Hefner learned Bio!

...Oh. Right, the statues.

"Get to the CHOPPAH!"

And a little bit of blue laser magic stuff hits the floating continent itself...

"A timer? Why the hell do we need a timer?"

And then shit hit the fan.

A quick run through exploding terrain and a 2 round boss battle later...

We can't leave Silly behind! I mean, sure, he's left US behind... at least twice...

And maybe he's taking a really long time... But I'm sure it'll be worth it in the end!

Ahaha! Priceless. Now, let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

Silly: "Amen to that!"

What? But Silly stayed behind to fix it... right?

HOLY FUCK SILLY YOU DOUCHEBAG

And destruction rains from the heavens.

...Goddammit, Silly...

Kerensky287 · 10-02-2008, 09:29 PM

Much, much later...

It's Store! She survived!

...Only to encounter a fate worse than death.

Cid: "Yep! I've been feeding you intravenously, keeping you clothed, cleaning your bedpan... and washing you. Washing you very hard. You're a dirty girl, you know that? A very... very dirty girl."

Cid: "I certainly didn't eat them."

"Or at least I assume, having not seen anything other than this island for a year now."

"Which is why that's where you'll find their bones. There will be no marrow inside, though I do not know why. Don't ask how I know this. Maybe I gained prophetic powers at some point? I don't know!"

"Eaten? No, of course not! They killed themselves and gave all their valuables to me of their own free will while they were still alive and covered in flesh."

"Someone needs to replace all the people that, umm, killed themselves. And we need a good source of food, too."

"Store... will you help me repopulate the planet?"

"I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. ]:3"

And they all lived happily ever after... them, their 12 children, and ever generation thereafter.

THE END!

No, of course it isn't the end. New chapter coming soon.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-02-2008, 09:42 PM

I guess South Park was right. When people die they crap themselves.

Nice job K man.

Feed Cid the Good fish if you wan him to live.

Kerensky287 · 10-02-2008, 09:47 PM

Why on Earth would I want Cid to live? The scene you get when he dies is so funny, and it takes so much less hassle!

EDIT: *sigh* Okay, fuck it. New poll.

CID. Should he live or die?

Major Blood · 10-02-2008, 10:30 PM

Because i hate you and want to see you suffer...

I vote he lives.

bananarama · 10-03-2008, 02:01 AM

Cid must die!

10-01-2008, 08:11 PM	#44
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	I am crossing the streams. Shush and post more LP. I subtly command it to be so with vampire powers I promise I don't have, wink wink. __________________ Find love.

10-02-2008, 09:27 PM	#45
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Well, gee, I can't resist vampire powers. CHAPTER 27! Le Grande Finale! Shut up, I don't speak french. So, floating continent is gross. It's all gooey and stuff. There are all these places where it looks like you can't get through, but when you reach it, a way past appears. It makes it REALLY hard to properly get around. This fact is only made worse by the strength of the random encounters in the area. I'm not exaggerating when I say that a battle against a Behemoth was more difficult than the Ultros fight earlier. Heh. Suggestive imagery. Awwwwright! And we get a prize to boot. Murasame? Sounds like a ninja sword! ...Aww. Another staircase that wasn't there before. If I hadn't done this whole level already I'd probably be a little stuck right now. A pointless staircase? ...OR A DEATHTRAP?! ...Or more suggestive imagery? ...Or a teleporter. Or could it be all of the above? After a long and confusing dungeon, we come to this point: Continue, or go back? Only wusses run from here. Also if you go back you have to do the entire goddamn thing again. Well, it's too bad there's nothing else I can do here! I must've missed a turn! -Me, the first time I did this level. I subsequently gave up. Oh. -Me, the second time I did this level. A monster guarding the staircase? A dramatic set-up for... A BOSS BATTLE! Ultima Weapon? I have a sword with that name. Neither does my sword. So is my sword. I think. It gets longer and does more damage when I have more health, so I think yeah. AND SO BEGINS AN EPIC BOSS FIGHT. So Shadow's been mostly useless for every random encounter so far. But now I have an excuse to use his Throw command. And I came prepared. NINJAS ARE SO BADASS (A side note: Shurikens actually do about 3000+ damage per hit. They are SERIOUSLY useful.) Ultima Weapon, meet Ultima Weapon! Point! Counterpoint! Well, I guess today we learned which is the better Weapon. ...Has anyone ever found that fight hard? Seriously? Because I still won even when I wasn't overlevelled. After the fight... "Well, you sure earned it back after that fight! You must've taken out like half his health!" ... Hey, you know what's worse than selling your skills to someone when you're a merc already? RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT! ...Ass. Ah, Kefka and Gestahl! Looking at those statues must be an important job. You haven't moved since I last saw you. Kefka: "Heheh. Stone boobies." Yes, we have arrived to... AAAH HOLY SHIT ...Okay, go ahead and ignore us. It's not like we're standing in front of you anyway. What?! The Warring Triad is evolving!! ...Or not. Emperor Gestahl eagerly accepts the random blue lights that are sent into him from the statues. "Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA!" Silly isn't the only one with ninja stars... and Gestahl's are Laserbeam-powered! From the picture, it may appear that Bitch threw Store out of the way in an act of altruism. In actuality, Store just jumped and didn't give a shit who got hit instead. Bitch: "OW! What the fuck?!" Hefner: "Agh! Stop doing that!" Eunuch: "Ouch! Why didn't I dodge that when I clearly knew it was coming?!" Store: "Phew, glad that wasn't me." Store: "Ah, now I'm special! Because you fear me! Because I'm a threat!" ....... Did he just give an imperial command to Store to... umm, get it on with Kefka? Kefka: "It'll be worth it. I promise." licks his lips Kefka cackles at the thought of doing it with someone conscious. Kefka: "It's an invisible sword. The newest technology... and the deadliest, too." "You, me, Kefka... and your little mutant clown-babies." "And you know what else we would be better off without?" "KEFKA'S BALLS!" Eunuch: "Wow, Kefka! We're gonna be the best-o-friends now!" Store: "Maybe... if I had been more accurate." Eunuch: "...Oh." Kefka: "What's the loss of one kidney? I've got two anyway!!" Kefka tries to walk in between them. Gods: "No." push Gods: "k" Kefka: "I didn't get this far NOT to blow up reality!" Gestahl: "It's... experimental anesthetic. It involves fire." Best pre-mortem line ever. AHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED NOW ...lolwut OMFG U HAXX0R Kefka: "Deus Ex Machina!!" midi laughter Gods: "k" Gods roll d20. Gods roll a 1. Gods: "k" Gods roll a 10. Gestahl: "What? Me? Well, no harm in doing so..." In another universe, Gestahl may have earned a Darwin Award. But of course Darwin never existed in this one. Gestahl: "Concise... imperial... dictionary... hits stores... monday!" dies* "Silly bitch, don't you know who the fuck I am?!" Silly: "Sorry? Did you say something?" Kefka: "No, disregard that." Kefka begins to move the statues. He does not realized that clowns are not built for moving things. They are built for making jokes and acting extraordinarily silly. Thus, the statue moves slowly and Kefka is hilariously out of breath by the end. Kefka proceeds to move them into as ludicrous an order as possible. I still don't get why these goddamn statues actually give people power. Let's defile them next chance we get. Kefka: "Great success!" Kefka: "Just what I need to see! Ninjas!" Ninjas ARE built for pushing things. Usually shurikens. Statues work too, however. crunch Yaay! 5200 exp gained. 420 gil gained. 6 AP gained. Bitch learned Esuna! Hefner learned Bio! ...Oh. Right, the statues. "Get to the CHOPPAH!" And a little bit of blue laser magic stuff hits the floating continent itself... "A timer? Why the hell do we need a timer?" And then shit hit the fan. A quick run through exploding terrain and a 2 round boss battle later... We can't leave Silly behind! I mean, sure, he's left US behind... at least twice... And maybe he's taking a really long time... But I'm sure it'll be worth it in the end! Ahaha! Priceless. Now, let's all get drunk and play ping-pong! Silly: "Amen to that!" What? But Silly stayed behind to fix it... right? HOLY FUCK SILLY YOU DOUCHEBAG And destruction rains from the heavens. ...Goddammit, Silly... __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 10-02-2008 at 09:33 PM.

10-02-2008, 09:29 PM	#46
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Much, much later... It's Store! She survived! ...Only to encounter a fate worse than death. Cid: "Yep! I've been feeding you intravenously, keeping you clothed, cleaning your bedpan... and washing you. Washing you very hard. You're a dirty girl, you know that? A very... very dirty girl." Cid: "I certainly didn't eat them." "Or at least I assume, having not seen anything other than this island for a year now." "Which is why that's where you'll find their bones. There will be no marrow inside, though I do not know why. Don't ask how I know this. Maybe I gained prophetic powers at some point? I don't know!" "Eaten? No, of course not! They killed themselves and gave all their valuables to me of their own free will while they were still alive and covered in flesh." "Someone needs to replace all the people that, umm, killed themselves. And we need a good source of food, too." "Store... will you help me repopulate the planet?" "I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. ]:3" And they all lived happily ever after... them, their 12 children, and ever generation thereafter. THE END! No, of course it isn't the end. New chapter coming soon. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 10-02-2008 at 09:58 PM.

10-02-2008, 09:42 PM	#47
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	I guess South Park was right. When people die they crap themselves. Nice job K man. Feed Cid the Good fish if you wan him to live. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

10-02-2008, 09:47 PM	#48
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Why on Earth would I want Cid to live? The scene you get when he dies is so funny, and it takes so much less hassle! EDIT: sigh Okay, fuck it. New poll. CID. Should he live or die? __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

10-02-2008, 10:30 PM	#49
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	Because i hate you and want to see you suffer... I vote he lives. __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

10-03-2008, 02:01 AM	#50
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	Cid must die!