Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

I vote for Kefka's tower too! I want to see what the end is like with as few characters as possible.

You don't actually need to get Sabin in the game though.
But everybody loves Sabin ('cause he is a bear).

Edit://
Oh, and now I know. If Opera house bug works in this version too, then you have wonderfull change to make it so, that you will never ever able to beat the game! Isn't that wonderfull?

[Amake]

I've done a Celes-Edgar-Setzer game. The main difference is that you only get to see like 1/4 of the full ending. I'll go with what Lord S. said just cause it sounds like a comprehensive plan.

By the way I laughed so hard at the necromancer thing.

And wouldn't it be better to put the Blood sword in the main hand so you steal life before attacking with Ultima weapon? Okay Si here already mentioned that. Cursed torrents that slow my Internets down so much.

[Kerensky287]

GODDAMMIT PEOPLE I GET IT BLOOD SWORD IS GOING IN MAIN HAND

Seriously, people have been telling me that since the minute I posted it. It's not too clear here but I'm getting QUITE sick of it. Positions will be reversed by next post. Not too sure why I didn't think of that already but I get it! Arrgh.

...Sorry. Temporary furious moment. Straw broke camel's back. Why the fuck would a straw break the camel's back anyway, that makes no sense at all, it's a stupid metaphor.

Chapter 31 tomorrow. I'll look when I make it to see what we're doing. If I remember correctly we're going to make Bitch follow us on threat of death, but I'll double-check too.

[Amake]

Don't be angrys. . . we just want you to be the most optimal killing machine.

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Don't be angrys. . . we just want you to be the most optimal killing machine.

So Kerensky is a Ultima weapon?!
But you could have said it Kerensky, and please don't kill us!

And now something completely unfunny, 'cause why would one be silly?
It's related though kinda in Ultima weapon and that silly blood sword.
Isn't there somewhere sword which brains mp and the betted ragnarok will bring you that sword which uses chacter's mp for critical damage? So basically wondering, how well that would work (never liked Ragnarok as an esper).
And heck, genji glove was one way the best relic in that game (very, very old translation talking!).

Oh and you know, this one is for laughs. When I once played FF6 and I was in the world of balance, Setzer get that neat esper slot thing.
The funny thing (in a unfunny way!) was that it was that esper which would also harm party. So very nice.

Maybe I should get life..

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

Maybe I should get life..

Maybe you should get Red Alert 3!

Starting chapter 31 now, be patient.

EDIT: Okay, first things first.



THERE.

Alright, last time we met our heroes, they were blindly chasing after a flying pigeon with a giant airship. Unfortunately, it is very hard to spot a small bird against a massive sky, especially when the sun is constantly setting - you get a lot of glare. So eventually the group gave up, and Store decided they should go to the last place she saw the bird. Or at least, a bird that she thought looked kind of the same.



That tiny little island with the single house and suicide cliff.



So, nobody ever buried Cid. I hesitate to go inside because it would probably smell like sin in there.



...Lucky enough, Cid's cause of death was the vapourizing flu. No burial and no stink? It's a win-win.

Now, let's HIT THE BEACH!



Ooh, it's one of those neat quartz stones!



I'm gonna keep this in a jar with some sand in it because it's so neat.



....So, uh, yeah. Pigeon search went nowhere. Now what?



Geez, this place is so empty. There aren't even any game tables to kill time with.



...There's a room with a random chair and window...



Where the hell did this guy come from? Has he just been on the ship the entire time it was buried? Because he must've gotten pretty lonely. And insane.



...L-let's check the machinery... see if there's a problem to be solved... or something...



AUGH! There's nothing wrong with it! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ON THIS GODDAMN SHIP!

That does it. We're going to make Bitch come with us. At least that will give us something to do.



...Umm, where was her town again? The world map has gotten screwed up. I forget where stuff is.


20 MINUTES LATER



...Goddammit! I wish the world map had town names or something. I don't want to have to check every single place I come to.


ANOTHER 20 MINUTES LATER



Well, we're pretty lost.


EVEN MORE TIME LATER



Aha! Here it is! Geez, that was so not worth the effort. At least there are no random encounters in the sky. I was flying around for A SOLID HOUR AND I DIDN'T RUN INTO ANYTHING so there must be nothing to find. Nothing at all.



Is it just me, or has Mobliz gotten a little more green?

Eh. Probably just my eyes. It's been a while.



Huh? Where's Bitch?

Let's ask the kids where she is.



Wrong bitch. I don't care about Katarin.



Has she developed an eating disorder or something? Because if so, I don't GIVE A DAMN just tell me where the green-haired chick is.



Well, there's that Duane guy. Maybe he can tell me where Bitch is?



Maybe I have not emphasized my apathy hard enough.



...Wait a second, wasn't there a dog there a second ago?



A secret passageway! Those sneaky assholes!



Yeah! And this time, we're not leaving without you! *determined grin*



Oh FUCK RIGHT OFF.



Yeah, that happens a lot. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll figure it out without my help.



Duane: "...I mean, I can't believe you cheated on me!"
Katarin: "What do you mean?"
Duane: "WE NEVER DID IT."
Katarin: "Did what?"
Duane: "You know, the act necessary for pregnancy."
Katarin: "I don't follow."
Duane: "...We never had sex. But you're pregnant."
Katarin: "Oh, that! My old boyfriend showed up. I want to be with him now."
Duane: "No, you never told me that!! But you've been with me all this time!"
Katarin: "No, I just didn't feel like telling you."
Duane: "B-but... I want to be with you! I'll help support the baby!"
Katarin: "Oh, really? Sure, then!"



How touching. Conflict resolved! Let's peace, Bitch. We have to show you around the new airshi-



...



Do I have to do everything myself?



He shouldn't be any trouble.



...What the hell?! He's blowing away my party members!"



Fucking hax!



CHRONOSPHERE ACTIVATED



"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Special agent Bitch will assist us on this mission.



And she's in Esper mode the whole time.



Sorry... I forgot to take screenshots. You didn't miss much. In summary: Firaga. Firaga firaga firaga firaga firaga.



And all the little children cheered!



And here's the hero of the day! Fucking 9999 damage per attack Firagas solve everything!



Cool, so we can leave without anybody missing Bitch.





...Oh please don't stop crying kids we will NEVER GET OUT OF HERE OH MY GOD.



...?



So you're coming with us?



"The love of conflict! Oh, the THRILL I feel when I set monsters, people, and everything around them aflame! The bloodlust is the only thing that keeps me going! Take me with you so we can BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! And maybe Kefka, too!"





"If you're ever a bad father, I'll find out! I'LL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU!"



And now the kids see her as some kind of terrifying Santa Claus.

Fine by me.



And the Bitch is back!

On a tangent:



...Something seems different here.



What the hell?



PERSPECTIVE BROKEN!!



So now that we have more than 4 people, maybe the Blue Falcon will feel a little less crowded?



Yeah! Now things are getting a little more lively around here!



Hefner is still being emo in the corner.

But still! We finally have an objective that we can achieve: We can gather our peoples and have a crazy party on our flying balloon thing!



PERSPECTIVE ERROR AAAAAH

[pochercoaster]

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[Si Civa]

Hey Kerensky!You should totally switch Bloodsword on the main-hand and the Ultima weapon to off-hand!
What a jerk I am. But carry on.

And get Silly, get Silly, because he can throw stuff! And wont party wildly with you guys! So very groovy! I even bet that he commits suicide at the ending! And yeah, this was spoiler! You are spoiled eggs now!

[Kerensky287]

Oh, right. You guys can totally vote on the next thing to do if you want to.

Forgot to mention that. The options are pretty much the same.

And in case you didn't get my subtle hint earlier, I flew around for a fucking hour and didn't run into Deathgaze.

[Lord Setheris]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Oh, right. You guys can totally vote on the next thing to do if you want to.

Forgot to mention that. The options are pretty much the same.

And in case you didn't get my subtle hint earlier, I flew around for a fucking hour and didn't run into Deathgaze.

Deathgaze isn't a true random encounter. He's a "go to this certain spot" encounter that resets and randomizes his position after every fight. Unfortunately, the best way to find him is just fly straight ahead until you find him.