Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge - Page 7

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-03-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

The first time I got to this point in the game, I managed to make Cid live, because I'd have felt a little guilty doing otherwise.

Ice him so we can all laugh about it.

Laugh about hte death of somone?

Wow, you'll be a great mod =P

CelesJessa · 10-03-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mac

Laugh about hte death of somone?

Wow, you'll be a great mod =P

Hey, it's fine if they're not real people.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-03-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CelesJessa

Hey, it's fine if they're not real people.

All the FF6 people are real aren't they?

Kerensky287 · 10-03-2008, 01:54 PM

Mods, she means. Mods aren't real people.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-03-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Mods, she means. Mods aren't real people.

OH!

Well I knew that.

Vote to let Cid DIE!!

Wanting to make babies with his granddaughter. SQUICK

Kerensky287 · 10-06-2008, 11:39 PM

On the last episode of All My Post-apocalyptic Survivors...

Store and creepy suit man Cid decided to begin a family together and try to wait out the end of the world. Let's see how that turns out.

Ah, food. An important part of a good common-law partnership.

I'm pretty sure someone could use this as the opening for a porno somewhere.

Wrong answer.

Cid: I've got some fish for ya right here...
Store: Oh, no, I'd better get some fresh stuff anyway.
Cid: ...

Cid: I don't think you get my meaning.

Cid: Hey! Wait! Come back!

And so begins the next minigame! The way it works is that different kinds of fish swim around in the water. You press A to catch it. If it's faster, it's healthier. When you catch one...

...Cid hogs it all to himself.

He then makes a vague comment as to the condition of his illness.

Rinse. Repeat.

Yawn. If you don't know what you're doing - and in fact, the game never TELLS you that the kind of fish you get has an impact on his health - then you could be stuck here for a long, long time healing him and hurting him.

A little shortcut, though... every time you talk to him, his health deteriorates. And if you don't care about his survival (Thanks for the votes, by the way!) then you can literally talk him to death to skip the entire retarded minigame.

Screw you, Cid. Do you really think I'd still be here if I had the opportunity to leave?

We're on a fucking desert island. And if I could have chosen to be trapped here with anyone, I probably would've picked like... Steve Carrell or something. I mean, at least he's entertaining to be around.

Store: "Oh, don't worry! Some more fish will make everything all better!"

*Store notices a bird.*

Store: Why hello there, my new friend!

-2 hours later-

Store: ...
Store: I brought you some chicken... Thought you might be getting tired of fish...

Take a SAN check, Store.

SAN check failed.

She shoots lasers from her eyeballs in fury and then storms off to do the one thing required of any Final Fantasy protagonist:

Emo the fuck out.

Geez, it's like when Aerith died. Or when Rinoa went into a coma. Or when Zidane learned that he was related to Kuja.

Store: I feel like there's something I'm doing wrong... Oh, yeah!

Store: *checks for razor blade* Dammit, fresh out.

Any other options...?

Hmm!

Store: Goodbye, cruel world!

This is getting boring.

*push*

*furious eyebeams*

Ahahaha. Tragic.

...

Store couldn't even commit suicide. That's like failing at failing.

...Also, kind of anticlimactic.

Hey, it's another bird!

Birds can cast Raise.

...

...Infinite Ammo.

Store: I hear it's pretty cold in Alaska.

Store: I don't think I'll ever be able to beat MGS4 at this rate, so you may as well tell me now.

And the bird flies away.

Store: Shit...

That could seriously have been anyone's bandana.

Hell, it may not have even BEEN a bandana.

Regardless...

Store: Hey! Cid! Guess what I just realized!

Store: Oh. Right.

Apparently he managed to write a letter to Store from beyond the grave, though.

Stairs? Down by the stove? He wasn't just trying to hide something from us, was he?

Oh, that SELFISH, MANIPULATIVE BASTARD!!!

I can't help but think we'll come back to the island at some point and there will be nothing left on the bed but a rotting corpse or a skeleton because Store didn't do a thing about Cid's remains.

Sure enough, there's land elsewhere, and Store bumps into it with the raft.

Right next to a town. Hurray!

This statement pretty much summarizes what people have to say in this town. This is, in fact, Albrook, the Occupied City. However, it is no longer occupied. More... oppressed. Mostly thanks to the fact that they're right next to Kefka's Tower. Geez, Albrook never gets a break. Keep in mind, though, that Kefka now has the power apparently to reshape the planet itself (much of the landmass is in a different place), as well as use the Light of Judgment (I assume he becomes some kind of KillSat) on anyone who speaks ill of him. So now nobody has a break.

Other stuff in the town:

Hints that we may run into Chuck Norris at some point on our journey? The best is yet to come!

Heh... yeah. Before we killed all the imperial soldiers and most of the women by accident.

...This gives me an idea.

Goddammit. No stairs.

Oh well, on to the next town.

Geez, what a dump... who'd want to live in a place like that?

Just past it is the town of Tzen. There is now a desert next to it that wasn't there before.

Also, an explosion or something occurs when you enter.

Fucker's breaking the house!

Store: We'll talk about this later, young man!

All the treasures in your house are safe with me, too!

Well, it's not my fault you broke their damn house down.

Geez.

Therefore everyone else must be alive too by extension! Yay for optimism!

...And then we kick that god-clown's overly makeup'd ass!

But first we have to make AHNULD pay for house repairs.

Amake · 10-07-2008, 04:05 AM

A hilarious start of the day for me.
By the way, Cid loses 1 health per second (of 128) as long as you're in the house or on the beach. The fast forward button is your friend.

Kerensky287 · 10-07-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

A hilarious start of the day for me.
By the way, Cid loses 1 health per second (of 128) as long as you're in the house or on the beach. The fast forward button is your friend.

I actually did use the fast forward button, but I was mashing the "talk" button at the same time.

I'm so glad he was voted to die though. Seriously, why would they make a minigame where you don't know how to win, it takes way too much time and effort to win, you get no reward whatsoever for success, and success means that you miss out on one of the best scenes of the game?

Amake · 10-07-2008, 04:01 PM

Probably just to fuel the rumors about a hidden world that you access by beating everything in the game and flying diagonally across the world map 255 laps. . .

By the way I think I should mention there is no Paladin ring anywhere in the game code.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 10-07-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Probably just to fuel the rumors about a hidden world that you access by beating everything in the game and flying diagonally across the world map 255 laps. . .

I thought that was when you were to res Leo.

10-03-2008, 01:54 PM	#64
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Mods, she means. Mods aren't real people. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

10-06-2008, 11:39 PM	#66
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	On the last episode of All My Post-apocalyptic Survivors... Store and creepy suit man Cid decided to begin a family together and try to wait out the end of the world. Let's see how that turns out. Ah, food. An important part of a good common-law partnership. I'm pretty sure someone could use this as the opening for a porno somewhere. Wrong answer. Cid: I've got some fish for ya right here... Store: Oh, no, I'd better get some fresh stuff anyway. Cid: ... Cid: I don't think you get my meaning. Cid: Hey! Wait! Come back! And so begins the next minigame! The way it works is that different kinds of fish swim around in the water. You press A to catch it. If it's faster, it's healthier. When you catch one... ...Cid hogs it all to himself. He then makes a vague comment as to the condition of his illness. Rinse. Repeat. Yawn. If you don't know what you're doing - and in fact, the game never TELLS you that the kind of fish you get has an impact on his health - then you could be stuck here for a long, long time healing him and hurting him. A little shortcut, though... every time you talk to him, his health deteriorates. And if you don't care about his survival (Thanks for the votes, by the way!) then you can literally talk him to death to skip the entire retarded minigame. Screw you, Cid. Do you really think I'd still be here if I had the opportunity to leave? We're on a fucking desert island. And if I could have chosen to be trapped here with anyone, I probably would've picked like... Steve Carrell or something. I mean, at least he's entertaining to be around. Store: "Oh, don't worry! Some more fish will make everything all better!" Store notices a bird. Store: Why hello there, my new friend! -2 hours later- Store: ... Store: I brought you some chicken... Thought you might be getting tired of fish... Take a SAN check, Store. SAN check failed. She shoots lasers from her eyeballs in fury and then storms off to do the one thing required of any Final Fantasy protagonist: Emo the fuck out. Geez, it's like when Aerith died. Or when Rinoa went into a coma. Or when Zidane learned that he was related to Kuja. Store: I feel like there's something I'm doing wrong... Oh, yeah! Store: checks for razor blade Dammit, fresh out. Any other options...? Hmm! Store: Goodbye, cruel world! This is getting boring. push furious eyebeams Ahahaha. Tragic. ... Store couldn't even commit suicide. That's like failing at failing. ...Also, kind of anticlimactic. Hey, it's another bird! Birds can cast Raise. ... ...Infinite Ammo. Store: I hear it's pretty cold in Alaska. Store: I don't think I'll ever be able to beat MGS4 at this rate, so you may as well tell me now. And the bird flies away. Store: Shit... That could seriously have been anyone's bandana. Hell, it may not have even BEEN a bandana. Regardless... Store: Hey! Cid! Guess what I just realized! Store: Oh. Right. Apparently he managed to write a letter to Store from beyond the grave, though. Stairs? Down by the stove? He wasn't just trying to hide something from us, was he? Oh, that SELFISH, MANIPULATIVE BASTARD!!! I can't help but think we'll come back to the island at some point and there will be nothing left on the bed but a rotting corpse or a skeleton because Store didn't do a thing about Cid's remains. Sure enough, there's land elsewhere, and Store bumps into it with the raft. Right next to a town. Hurray! This statement pretty much summarizes what people have to say in this town. This is, in fact, Albrook, the Occupied City. However, it is no longer occupied. More... oppressed. Mostly thanks to the fact that they're right next to Kefka's Tower. Geez, Albrook never gets a break. Keep in mind, though, that Kefka now has the power apparently to reshape the planet itself (much of the landmass is in a different place), as well as use the Light of Judgment (I assume he becomes some kind of KillSat) on anyone who speaks ill of him. So now nobody has a break. Other stuff in the town: Hints that we may run into Chuck Norris at some point on our journey? The best is yet to come! Heh... yeah. Before we killed all the imperial soldiers and most of the women by accident. ...This gives me an idea. Goddammit. No stairs. Oh well, on to the next town. Geez, what a dump... who'd want to live in a place like that? Just past it is the town of Tzen. There is now a desert next to it that wasn't there before. Also, an explosion or something occurs when you enter. Fucker's breaking the house! Store: We'll talk about this later, young man! All the treasures in your house are safe with me, too! Well, it's not my fault you broke their damn house down. Geez. Therefore everyone else must be alive too by extension! Yay for optimism! ...And then we kick that god-clown's overly makeup'd ass! But first we have to make AHNULD pay for house repairs. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 10-07-2008 at 12:59 PM.

10-07-2008, 04:05 AM	#67
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	A hilarious start of the day for me. By the way, Cid loses 1 health per second (of 128) as long as you're in the house or on the beach. The fast forward button is your friend. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

10-07-2008, 04:01 PM	#69
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Probably just to fuel the rumors about a hidden world that you access by beating everything in the game and flying diagonally across the world map 255 laps. . . By the way I think I should mention there is no Paladin ring anywhere in the game code. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 10-08-2008 at 01:59 AM. Reason: Those rumors