Pokemon Umbral Discussion 23: My Favorite Number!

[Menarker]

Nothing special on Renny's end, aside from trying to get Lola's number. ^,^

Well, that was one very drawn out sidequest. Hope you guys liked it and sorry if you didn't!

EDIT: So has anyone decided on their enforcer of choice, since everyone gets one? I mean, I know we get to switch them around, but any preferances?

EDIT: AB, Renny is going to check to see if Evangaleen DID put a video up of that thing (at home). He IS curious about what Lola tried to stop him from seeing (and wonders why she brought up the possibility to him during the party). Cue steep mental development from seeing his first porn if such a thing DOES exist. :3 Just don't feel like writing it now, since Impact and Pierce might still be chatting and Renny might get involved for all I know... Just saying though in case you care to put the results of that in the next post or something.

[Astral Harmony]

Oh screw off, Menarker. We know Renny's already seen it!

Renny: "C'mon, just a peek!"
Evangaleen: "Huh? Well, sure I guess."
Renny: "Yay! Thank you!"
Evangaleen: "But, I don't know why you started off with 'c'mon, just a peek!' like that. You didn't even tell me what you wanted."
Renny: "You recorded that...uhhh...exchange between Moon and Shannon, right?"
Evangaleen: "Damn effin' skippy, I did. Aw, you wanna see Evil Eevee Eight homemade pornography, eh? Sure, lemme bring it up."
Renny: *watching the video*
Evangaleen: "..."
Renny: "..."
Evangaleen: "Your face when you're watching pornography is weird, Renny. What's up with that? It's like you're watching Two Gardevoirs One Cup or studying for a college entrance exam."
Renny: "That's it! I knew it! I've seen this before!"
Evangaleen: "Lemme guess. Garus let you peek at, drum roll please, The Motherlode?"
Renny: "No, my mom and dad!"
Evangaleen: "Well, I guess it happens to everyone."
Renny: "Hmm. So mom really wasn't hurting dad that time."
Evangaleen: "Unless your dad wanted your mom to hurt him. There're people like that."
Renny: "That was interesting! Oh, what's this about Garus and his Motherlode?"
Evangaleen: "Well, Garus is rather proud of this for some reason, but he has a whopping 14.2 terabytes of pornography downloaded from all over the Internet."
Renny: "14.2 terabytes?! Can a human being even watch that much without going blind or impotent or deranged?"
Evangaleen: "My guess is that Garus tried. And probably failed. Not sure, really. You can't really see his eyes because his bangs are in the way, and I've never bothered to see about whether he was insane or limp."

This omake is probably not an omake, actually. Believe it or not, Garus the Glaceon trainer intends to have the largest collection of downloaded pornography ever. He's more twisted than Matthias.

Heh heh heh...Matthias. Every time I see that name, I think of Dead Space. Maybe I should put Necromorphs in Pokemon Umbral.

[DanteFalcon]

Wait wait wait.

Doesn't Matthias get his head bashed in by one of those juggernaut things?

[Astral Harmony]

Nah, Captain Matthias was the captain of the USG Ishimura, and he was also a Unitologist. He goes insane like just about everyone else from the alien Marker's proximity, Dr. Kyne tries to relieve him of duty because of said insanity, but accidently stabs the syringe with the knockout meds into Matthias's eye during the struggle, penetrating his brain and killing him. Kind of a rare way to die considering that everyone else was getting cut the fuck up by Necromorphs.

Later on when Isaac goes to get the codes from Matthias' body (which somehow made it all the way to the morgue despite how much the necromorph invasion has spread), the first sighting of an Infector jumps on his body and turns it into an Advanced Slasher. I remember that scene. Really freaky shit.

Anyways, I guess I'll actually kick off Mission 3 tomorrow afternoon. I think I'll need to do some other things that night and you guys'll probably have more questions.

[DanteFalcon]

Peachy.

I dislike this whole necromorph idea. Something about me getting the horrible feeling of being put into the same situation "somehow". Yes I know. I'm a paranoid freak. So sue me.

[Astral Harmony]

I'd never put Necromorphs into Pokemon Umbral. I'd love to create an RP based on Dead Space but I have other ideas. Besides, Ruin Pokemon pretty much fit the bill for freaky, murderous monsters that are trying to control the world.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Soooooooo..... anyone want to post? Been movin' a bit slow-like as of late.

[Menarker]

Sorry, back to back work, and I'm gone in a few minutes and I won't be back until the evening, when AB will probably post the new chapter.

Renny would probably have just wished Lola the best, said bye to everyone and all that.

[Astral Harmony]

I'm off early today so I'm going to go ahead and start Mission 3.

EDIT 1: Okay, here're the basics.

Your enemies will be Slayers, Engineers, Medics and Pokemon of the Honmyr Prideguard. You will also have to deal with the Pokebrids and Pokemon of the Harbingers of Ascension, Faynoc's cult. Watch out for surprises.

Remember that each main character (that's you fine fuckers) have a slot for assigning an Enforcer to switch up with. You also have a single slot each for the Shock Trooper, the Medic, the Engineer, and the Sniper.

Once that's done, decide on a formation setup. Like this:

[Matthias] [Evolith/Device Space 1] [Renny's Pokemon 1] [Renny's Pokemon 2] [Charlotte's Pokemon 1] [Charlotte's Pokemon 2] [Shock Trooper's Pokemon 1] [Shock Trooper] [Shock Trooper's Pokemon 2] [Evolith/Device Space 2] [Impact] [Engineer] [Pierce's Pokemon 1] [Pierce's Pokemon 2] [Medic]

By Evolith Device Spaces 1 & 2, you can select where the Engineer deploys the Evolith and where he or she would deploy a device like a weather negating device. He or she can have an Evolith and a device deployed at the same time.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'm not going to be around tommorow, so generally try to not engage in Conversation with Charlotte until like, 9 p.m.