Homesuck: Vriska Rising

[Marc v4.0]

Too busy being dead

[Ecks]

welp we're fucked

[Fifthfiend]

Like that's some kind of impediment for the archvillain of a highly successful series of children's movies.

[Locke cole]

Not dying was his entire plan.

And he cocked that up hard.

In any case, Harry should be the one taking notes here. Wand vs Gun, gun wins every time.

[Marc v4.0]

Originally Posted by Locke cole

In any case, Harry should be the one taking notes here. Wand vs Gun, gun wins every time.

Speaking Of

Wizards and Guns

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know youre
going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried
a 1911.

Heres why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would
have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol
American hot lead.

Basilisk? Lets see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro
Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The
image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You arent looking
at ityoure looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge
on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs
and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters?
Maybe its because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer,
playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over
their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with
spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards
and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what youre going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone
with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they
do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a
spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a
.50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning
bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I dont think Madam Pomfrey has any
spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back
together after something like that. Voldemorts wand may be 13.5 inches with
a Phoenix-feather core, but Harrys would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten
core. Lets see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you
have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry
that he cant be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to
have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver
what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess its a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

[Ecks]

Hussie's gonna play the april fool's prank tomorrow that he isn't really dead isn't he.

[Solid Snake]

Please don't be an April Fool's joke
Please don't be an April Fool's joke

EDIT: DAMN IT ANDREW WAY TO RUIN IT WITH A VRISKA IMAGE UPDATE LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER I POSTED THIS

[POS Industries]

Our beloved eternal main character smiles down upon this blessed event.

[Locke cole]

Originally Posted by Marc v4.0

Speaking Of

Wizards and Guns

And then there's that video where someone posited Snape ending the 7th book by sniping Voldemort during the last battle.

[Arcanum]

Originally Posted by Marc v4.0

hahahahahaha