Homesuck: Vriska Rising - Page 884

Locke cole · 11-13-2011, 08:51 AM

Well, yeah.

That's why I'm interested in seeing Johnsprite.

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Originally Posted by Dracorion

Oh man oh God.

Guys, guys. I think this means John did Betty Crocker. Why do I wish it meant John did Betty Crocket?

Even though I know that it's all ectobiology-based instead of normal reproduction, this still makes me want to deliver some cheesy line based on "the batterwich has her claws in everything".

Dracorion · 11-13-2011, 11:08 AM

Sure, Jane came from ectobiology.

But in public, Dad and his DAD made quite the pair. Everyone could tell by a glance that he was his father's son, sired from his loins directly and genetically, through what was undoubtedly a natural process of human procreation involving a man and a woman. People would definitely nod and say, "Yep, that little dude sure did emerge from a womb on account of that gentleman's awesome virility."

Locke cole · 11-13-2011, 11:45 AM

Now, is Betty Crocker Jane's mother or grandmother? The answer changes things a bit.

Art of Hilt · 11-13-2011, 12:40 PM

Maybe she's her great grandmother, just like she was with John.

Bard The 5th LW · 11-13-2011, 12:50 PM

Oh, so its just Dad then? This'll make the future reunion awkward.

John: dad! I thought I'd never see you again?

Dad: Child I think you have me mistaken for someone else.

POS Industries · 11-13-2011, 07:41 PM

Update.

Subliminal messages from BettyBother are as follows:

OBEY
CEASE REPRODUCTION
CONSUME
SUBMIT
STAY ASLEEP

Also it would appear that the explanation for the word "multiglobal" has revealed itself with the colonization of Mars.

BitVyper · 11-13-2011, 07:47 PM

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I bet Nanna Jane adopted him. That's why he's still in the reset; he was never a product of Nanna Jane's loins, he was some random product of Sassacre seed that she and also Grandpa John (from the looks of it) adopted.

I'm preeeetty sure that Nannasprite suggested Dad was her true son somewhere in her story to FedoraFreak, but I'm not in the mood to reread the thing right now.

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Subliminal messages from BettyBother are as follows:

At the very least, at least some of those messages seem intended for Jane herself. Cease reproduction and stay asleep in particular. Jane is meant to have a hero-son with Jake, after all.

Loyal · 11-13-2011, 07:53 PM

Yes, Dad is Nanna's actual-son. In the old 'verse anyway.

Art of Hilt · 11-13-2011, 07:58 PM

I stared lovingly at Guy Fieri's face for far too long before getting freaked out.
Guy Fieri how could you betray me

POS Industries · 11-13-2011, 08:02 PM

The Sburb players do have some pretty outstanding genetics, since they're specifically engineered for their roles in the game. It's not exactly improbable that any offspring of John or Jane with a normal human would just be Dad by virtue of magical dominant scifi chromosomes.

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

At the very least, at least some of those messages seem intended for Jane herself. Cease reproduction and stay asleep in particular. Jane is meant to have a hero-son with Jake, after all.

I have to imagine that God Tier John and Jade showing up in every reality despite all of her best preventative efforts has to be quite frustrating for Her Imperious Condescension.

11-13-2011, 11:08 AM	#8832
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Sure, Jane came from ectobiology. But in public, Dad and his DAD made quite the pair. Everyone could tell by a glance that he was his father's son, sired from his loins directly and genetically, through what was undoubtedly a natural process of human procreation involving a man and a woman. People would definitely nod and say, "Yep, that little dude sure did emerge from a womb on account of that gentleman's awesome virility." __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

11-13-2011, 12:40 PM	#8834
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11-13-2011, 07:41 PM	#8836
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Update. Subliminal messages from BettyBother are as follows: OBEY CEASE REPRODUCTION CONSUME SUBMIT STAY ASLEEP Also it would appear that the explanation for the word "multiglobal" has revealed itself with the colonization of Mars. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

11-13-2011, 07:58 PM	#8839
Art of Hilt tamp tamp tamp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,270	I stared lovingly at Guy Fieri's face for far too long before getting freaked out. Guy Fieri how could you betray me __________________ Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My! Mercy! And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! But I don�t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're calling again.

11-13-2011, 12:50 PM	#8835
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Oh, so its just Dad then? This'll make the future reunion awkward. John: dad! I thought I'd never see you again? Dad: Child I think you have me mistaken for someone else.