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Unread 02-03-2013, 06:05 PM   #12461
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Wait, you read both?
Like, all 140,000 so far words of it?
Damn, dude.
No, just the first one.



EDIT: Also, why is it somehow simultaneously really terribly sleazy erotic fanfiction
...But also almost kind of sort of well-written?
Every time I was like "This is fucking disgusting, they're kids, this is awful, uuuggghhhh"
I was then like "Buuuuut I could go for one more update just to see the next Homestuck pun and how the next hand unfolds"
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Unread 02-03-2013, 07:13 PM   #12462
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Suuuure, snake. You read it just to see the hand unfold.

Wink wink nudge nudge.
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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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Unread 02-06-2013, 07:11 PM   #12463
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Roxy being amazing is canon.
Totally canon.
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Unread 02-06-2013, 07:24 PM   #12464
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Jane's Dad is totally dead as a doornail.
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Unread 02-06-2013, 07:29 PM   #12465
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How, exactly?
I thought Dad was on Derse proper, not the little chain attached tower laden moon thingie the Condesce just blew up.
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Unread 02-06-2013, 07:31 PM   #12466
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How, exactly?
I thought Dad was on Derse proper, not the little chain attached tower laden moon thingie the Condesce just blew up.
This, the moons are just the dreamself towers and dead!dreamself questbed crypts.

Prisons are on the planet, which is why Jack is blowing it up from the far side on Prospit.

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Unread 02-06-2013, 09:00 PM   #12467
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For a moment, I thought those two were going to have at it.
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Unread 02-06-2013, 09:47 PM   #12468
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And thus continues the theme of crazy giant explosions killing people in their quest tomb.
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Unread 02-07-2013, 06:42 AM   #12469
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Oh my goooooosh.

I really hope no-one got out of bed to use the bathroom or grab a sandwich or confess or something silly like that!
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Unread 02-08-2013, 01:23 PM   #12470
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Update.

We got 4 new God-tiers now.
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