Homesuck: Vriska Rising - Page 600

EVILNess · 02-21-2011, 08:03 AM

Okay.

I give up on Homestuck. I am waiting for it to be finished before I read another strip of this mind-screwing cluster-fuck of time travel, alternate dimensions, and CRYPTIC BULLSHIT.

I am going to wait for a method to this madness.

(This is not me disparaging Homestuck, I actually really like it. I am just confused, and it gets worse with every strip, not better like it should.)

Krylo · 02-21-2011, 08:04 AM

Jack is bored.

How is that confusing?

EVILNess · 02-21-2011, 08:07 AM

It's more of an over-arching theme I am finding... I have even re-read the damn thing.

It's like it was made specifically to make my brain go "DERP."

Plus I like reading it in one big sitting, so I SHALL WAIT.

Geminex · 02-21-2011, 08:24 AM

Ten boonbucks say you won't last past the next flash.

Dracorion · 02-21-2011, 08:26 AM

We just saw Jack store Cal inside himself. That means he could very well still have Cal when he enters the troll session.

Marc v4.0 · 02-21-2011, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke cole

*PUNCH*

edit: Never mind, I figured it out and I still really don't give a shit

Aldurin · 02-21-2011, 10:37 AM

I want to see Jack try to wield Cal as a weapon Bro-style, but he'd probably need an opponent that's not too easy to just slice in half.

POS Industries · 02-21-2011, 02:00 PM

You know, as I recall, the popular assumption was that Cal was merely a dream manifestation from Dave's psyche due to the traumatic experience of having grown up with that creepy-ass clown puppet his whole life, which never would have happen if he hadn't manifested Cal in his dream in the first place. But it occurs to me that none of that dream manifestation bullshit doesn't seem to happen any other time, since Derse and Prospit aren't actually dream worlds, they're just perfectly regular physical planets inhabited by bodies the kids control when they're asleep.

So the more reasonable explanation would be, given this last string of updates, that Cal is merely a construct of Derse, one that apparently always held a special place in the heart of Jack Noir and who just happened to find Dream Dave and got its shits and giggles from terrorizing him until Dream Rose showed up, chucked him out the window, and eventually made his way back in time to Earth with Baby Bro.

Art of Hilt · 02-21-2011, 02:29 PM

so what you're saying is, theoretically, there is a troll Cal in the trolls' session

how horrifying

POS Industries · 02-21-2011, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art of Hilt

so what you're saying is, theoretically, there is a troll Cal in the trolls' session

how horrifying

Indeed, it is not off the table that there is a second Cal...

...and that he is currently in Gamzee's possession.

02-21-2011, 08:04 AM	#5992
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Jack is bored. How is that confusing? __________________ I am very tired.

02-21-2011, 08:26 AM	#5995
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	We just saw Jack store Cal inside himself. That means he could very well still have Cal when he enters the troll session. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

02-21-2011, 02:00 PM	#5998
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	You know, as I recall, the popular assumption was that Cal was merely a dream manifestation from Dave's psyche due to the traumatic experience of having grown up with that creepy-ass clown puppet his whole life, which never would have happen if he hadn't manifested Cal in his dream in the first place. But it occurs to me that none of that dream manifestation bullshit doesn't seem to happen any other time, since Derse and Prospit aren't actually dream worlds, they're just perfectly regular physical planets inhabited by bodies the kids control when they're asleep. So the more reasonable explanation would be, given this last string of updates, that Cal is merely a construct of Derse, one that apparently always held a special place in the heart of Jack Noir and who just happened to find Dream Dave and got its shits and giggles from terrorizing him until Dream Rose showed up, chucked him out the window, and eventually made his way back in time to Earth with Baby Bro. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

02-21-2011, 02:29 PM	#5999
Art of Hilt tamp tamp tamp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,270	so what you're saying is, theoretically, there is a troll Cal in the trolls' session how horrifying __________________ Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My! Mercy! And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! But I don�t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're calling again.

02-21-2011, 08:24 AM	#5994
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Ten boonbucks say you won't last past the next flash.

02-21-2011, 10:37 AM	#5997
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	I want to see Jack try to wield Cal as a weapon Bro-style, but he'd probably need an opponent that's not too easy to just slice in half.