Homesuck: Vriska Rising - Page 875

Locke cole · 11-04-2011, 12:06 AM

All he says is that pre-Scratch, they'd never known the corruptive force that led their history down a path of producing psychotic murderers. That is, they had never known him. I wonder if they even had a First Guardian pre-Scratch.

BitVyper · 11-04-2011, 12:42 AM

All planets destined for sentient life have a First Guardian as has been previously stated. Scratching a session in which said First Guardian was created would probably erase that particular incarnation of the planet's First Guardian.

Then again, I suppose that not having a First Guardian could be the very glitch that made the session unwinnable, but I highly doubt it. It doesn't seem to fit the criteria.

Fifthfiend · 11-04-2011, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

CG: OKAY SO SINCE STRIDER HAD TO BE A FUCKING NOOKSLAPPING JACKASS WE'RE GOING TO TRY A NEW PLAN WHERE

TT: Nope.

CG: OH COME THE FUCK ON LALONDE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME BULLSHIT.

TT: I saw what's going to happen, Karkat. It gets us all killed. Also, Lord English honks at you mockingly and I imagine you'll be pretty embarrassed.

TC: honk.

CG: SHUT UP.

TC: MOTHERFUCKIN HONK.

CG: NO GODDAMMIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

GC: H3H3H3 SH3'S R1GHT, K4RK4T, 1 S4W 1T TOO. YOU PR3TTY MUCH G3T HONKF3D STR41GHT UP TH3 BON3BULDG3. >:]

CG: FUCKING FINE, HOW ABOUT WE JUST

AA: nope!

CG: THEN WHAT ABOUT

GA: No That Will Just Make It Worse

CG: RIGHT, BUT WHAT IF WE

TG: nope

CG: OR HOW ABOUT

GC: NOP3 >:?

CG: WAIT, I'VE GOT IT. LET'S JUST

TT: Yes, that's actually pretty smart. Good idea.

CG: WAIT, REALLY?

TT: Nope.

CG: OH GO CLIMB A HIVE OF OOZING SEEDFLAPS, LALONDE. HERE'S AN IDEA, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST

TC: honk. :o)

CG: YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS AND FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. I'M GOING TO GO HOP RIGHT BACK INTO OUR SESSION, PROSTRATE MY SHAME GLOBES RIGHT UP IN JACK'S FACE, AND BEG HIM TO STAB ME UNTIL THE END OF ETERNITY. WAY TO GO, TEAM. THIS IS WHAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN WE FUCKING WORK TOGETHER.

EB: Well I still believe in you!

CG: OH FUCK YOU EGGBERT, JUST FUCK YOU FOREVER.

synkr0nized · 11-04-2011, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

EB: Well I still believe in you!

CG: OH FUCK YOU EGGBERT, JUST FUCK YOU FOREVER.

hahahaha great cap to that

Mr.Bookworm · 11-04-2011, 01:38 AM

I'm so glad I was here to witness POS and Fifth doing their first joint fanfic.

Ecks · 11-04-2011, 09:58 AM

I warned you about fanfics bro!

Aldurin · 11-04-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

I'm so glad I was here to witness POS and Fifth doing their first joint fanfic.

It's like watching the birth of a seriously deformed paradox child.

**Revising Ocelot** · 11-04-2011, 08:14 PM

Lord English infodump.

In short:

LE was in Scratch all along, it's a Jekyll/Hyde thing
That really was a Vast Honk that LE unleashed, and Scratch/LE represent the two Mirthful Messiahs
LE does have a 'tenuous connection' with Skipper Plumbthroat, which I guess all but confirms that he's the one killing the Horrorterrors (Squiddles)

Fifthfiend · 11-04-2011, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revolving Ocelot

Lord English infodump.

Scratch was LE all along

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12341136347/le-factoids

They�re separate entities.

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**Revising Ocelot** · 11-04-2011, 08:28 PM

That's what happens when I forget 'in'. And swap names around.

Hey, it's 1:31AM here, that usually renders me more idiotic than usual.

11-04-2011, 12:42 AM	#8742
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	All planets destined for sentient life have a First Guardian as has been previously stated. Scratching a session in which said First Guardian was created would probably erase that particular incarnation of the planet's First Guardian. Then again, I suppose that not having a First Guardian could be the very glitch that made the session unwinnable, but I highly doubt it. It doesn't seem to fit the criteria. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

11-04-2011, 08:14 PM	#8748
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Lord English infodump. In short: LE was in Scratch all along, it's a Jekyll/Hyde thing That really was a Vast Honk that LE unleashed, and Scratch/LE represent the two Mirthful Messiahs LE does have a 'tenuous connection' with Skipper Plumbthroat, which I guess all but confirms that he's the one killing the Horrorterrors (Squiddles) __________________ magic sucks Last edited by Revising Ocelot; 11-04-2011 at 08:29 PM.

11-04-2011, 08:28 PM	#8750
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	That's what happens when I forget 'in'. And swap names around. Hey, it's 1:31AM here, that usually renders me more idiotic than usual. __________________ magic sucks

11-04-2011, 01:38 AM	#8745
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	I'm so glad I was here to witness POS and Fifth doing their first joint fanfic.