Shiney - Asshole or shitface - Page 15

lazy man · 10-02-2005, 03:26 PM

Just to add another story to the pot, I remember Otaku Son's days in the Battle Royale thread. He was such a biased idiot in those threads it was unbelievable.

For example: Samus vs. Snake- Otaku said Snake could beat someone with better technology and ability with a chaff grenade and a knife... Yeah right... It was basically everyone against him in that fight, and it was always worth a laugh to see him bring up a new, even more farfetched point.

Ness vs. Psycho Mantis- Otaku, being the rabid MGS fanboy that he was, also said this fight was in favor of Psycho Mantis. So he either a) hates Nintendo characters or b) tries to hide logic behind fanboyism. Another everyone against him fight that he wouldn't let end. He even brought up how Mantis threw fireballs in Twins Snakes, when they were just illusions anyway (as is obvious in the cutscene before you fight him). The poor fool just wouldn't listen to reason, considering Ness was uber-powerful and could kill things with ease, and Psycho Mantis could... uh... read you memory card...

And that would only be a smidgeon of what he did the Vs. threads.

Nique · 10-02-2005, 03:55 PM

Is he not the classic idiot-Otaku? Self-described as "smart", "witty", "sexy" and "Fanboy"?

Only one of those four is correct...

'one of these things is not like the other, one of things just doesn't belong...'

***RaiRai*** · 10-02-2005, 04:55 PM

What I liked especially was that he was constantly looking for an 'otaku' girlfriend, as a self proclaimed otaku himself. And no girl seemed to be good enough for him. Good luck to him on that front.

Anyway, in response to this annoying users question earlier, which I somehow missed, I am an ADMIN. Therefore I did not wake up one day and decide to become a mod. That's Brians fault. And my REAL job is within management, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. *Files nails*

Truce · 10-02-2005, 05:04 PM

I do find it amusing that the guy assumes everybody's in America.

Because, you know, it's not like any other place matters.[/sarcasm]

Demon with a Glass Hand · 10-02-2005, 05:32 PM

I lost the e-mails ... I don't know where they are!

One of my favorite encounters with Otaku Son was when he was posting about how he wanted an otaku girlfriend and couldn't get one, so forth and so on. I guess I was a jerk back then, and I mentioned that I was surprised that he couldn't get a girlfriend with his defeatist attitude.

Hilarity ensued.

Smiling is not something Otaku Son does!
I'm also a big H-perv whom no girl will go out with ...
Highschooler
Never been kissed ...

My favorite part:

Also, I've been meaning to tell you that you look more like you're always angry in all your pictures, even when you're smiling. Like...Vegeta or something...always look like you're "powering up"(which is a nice way of typing "constipated," since the DBZ guys look constipated when they power up; no offense)

Well, he got me there.

Speaking of looking constipated:

Good thing you took that picture in the bathroom, Otaku.

P-Sleazy · 10-02-2005, 06:16 PM

He existed on these boards as Otaku On...and even referenced to himself as Otaku Son? Thats the most inconspicuous Ive ever seen anyone get [/sarcasm]

Skyshot · 10-02-2005, 06:23 PM

He was orginally Otaku on because he missed the S. Later, he found no admin was willing to change his name, so he signed up again as Otaku Son.

Anyways, we can all tell he was playing up for pity in Demon's links. If I wanted to, I could outdo him into the ground, but nobody here needs that. I don't share my problems with people that can't fix them and can only feel negative emotion for somebody who's not them. It's an ethical thing for me. (Besides, it's not as big a deal as I could easily make it out to be. I'd simply leave out the part where it all works to my advantage and I'm happier and better off than I would be otherwise. Maybe Otaku Son was doing the same thing.)

Moving on -- he looks like that and lives in Albuquerque, correct? Let's roll!

Mashirosen · 10-02-2005, 06:36 PM

Let's not get into the appearance-bashing, though, that's just dirty pool. Bag on his shitty personality, yes, because that's something he's responsible for and could change if he wanted to.

Krylo · 10-02-2005, 07:03 PM

He totally can change his appearance--God invented plastic surgery for a reason.

Besides, he's not really that ugly, he just gives off 'douche vibes'. Like the way he carries himself, the way he wears his hair, his expression, the beginnings of a sorta-mustache there, everything in that picture screams "I'm a douche".

Mirai Gen · 10-02-2005, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krylo

Besides, he's not really that ugly, he just gives off 'douche vibes'. Like the way he carries himself, the way he wears his hair, his expression, the beginnings of a sorta-mustache there, everything in that picture screams "I'm a douche".

I am so quoting this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GWKCB

ah, getting banned, what a fun hobby of mine. but seriously, u woke up one day and said "man, i wanna be a forum mod" contributing to the economic goodness of america.

Yeah, cause it's a good thing that Rai Rai wanted to contribute to the goodness of America (Can't say that without laughing), but DAMN, she wanted to do it from the UK?

Holy shit, Rai, you're just a regular all-powerful crackwhore, now!

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10-02-2005, 04:55 PM	#143
*RaiRai* Check mate. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Down your pants. Posts: 2,210	What I liked especially was that he was constantly looking for an 'otaku' girlfriend, as a self proclaimed otaku himself. And no girl seemed to be good enough for him. Good luck to him on that front. Anyway, in response to this annoying users question earlier, which I somehow missed, I am an ADMIN. Therefore I did not wake up one day and decide to become a mod. That's Brians fault. And my REAL job is within management, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Files nails __________________ I AM FURIOUS

10-02-2005, 05:32 PM	#145
Demon with a Glass Hand Cyberpunk Detective Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,477	I lost the e-mails ... I don't know where they are! One of my favorite encounters with Otaku Son was when he was posting about how he wanted an otaku girlfriend and couldn't get one, so forth and so on. I guess I was a jerk back then, and I mentioned that I was surprised that he couldn't get a girlfriend with his defeatist attitude. Hilarity ensued. Smiling is not something Otaku Son does! I'm also a big H-perv whom no girl will go out with ... Highschooler Never been kissed ... My favorite part: Also, I've been meaning to tell you that you look more like you're always angry in all your pictures, even when you're smiling. Like...Vegeta or something...always look like you're "powering up"(which is a nice way of typing "constipated," since the DBZ guys look constipated when they power up; no offense) Well, he got me there. Speaking of looking constipated: Good thing you took that picture in the bathroom, Otaku. __________________ I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I was kind of a big deal around here.

10-02-2005, 06:16 PM	#146
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	He existed on these boards as Otaku On...and even referenced to himself as Otaku Son? Thats the most inconspicuous Ive ever seen anyone get [/sarcasm] __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

10-02-2005, 06:36 PM	#148
Mashirosen Watch closely! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Imaginary tomorrowland Posts: 1,855	Let's not get into the appearance-bashing, though, that's just dirty pool. Bag on his shitty personality, yes, because that's something he's responsible for and could change if he wanted to. __________________ "Remember how we all thought the Jedi were, well, Space Knights of the Round Table? Well, as it turns out, they're a bunch of self-righteous virgins who kidnap kids to replenish their numbers."

10-02-2005, 03:26 PM	#141
lazy man Harrumph! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: My not-so-humble abode Posts: 2,891	Just to add another story to the pot, I remember Otaku Son's days in the Battle Royale thread. He was such a biased idiot in those threads it was unbelievable. For example: Samus vs. Snake- Otaku said Snake could beat someone with better technology and ability with a chaff grenade and a knife... Yeah right... It was basically everyone against him in that fight, and it was always worth a laugh to see him bring up a new, even more farfetched point. Ness vs. Psycho Mantis- Otaku, being the rabid MGS fanboy that he was, also said this fight was in favor of Psycho Mantis. So he either a) hates Nintendo characters or b) tries to hide logic behind fanboyism. Another everyone against him fight that he wouldn't let end. He even brought up how Mantis threw fireballs in Twins Snakes, when they were just illusions anyway (as is obvious in the cutscene before you fight him). The poor fool just wouldn't listen to reason, considering Ness was uber-powerful and could kill things with ease, and Psycho Mantis could... uh... read you memory card... And that would only be a smidgeon of what he did the Vs. threads.

10-02-2005, 05:04 PM	#144
Truce Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,856	I do find it amusing that the guy assumes everybody's in America. Because, you know, it's not like any other place matters.[/sarcasm]

10-02-2005, 07:03 PM	#149
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	He totally can change his appearance--God invented plastic surgery for a reason. Besides, he's not really that ugly, he just gives off 'douche vibes'. Like the way he carries himself, the way he wears his hair, his expression, the beginnings of a sorta-mustache there, everything in that picture screams "I'm a douche". __________________ I am very tired.