Shiney - Asshole or shitface - Page 10

Darth SS · 10-02-2005, 12:05 PM

Y'know...if you guys are calling Shiney an asshat then I guess, as a Canadian, I have to call him an asstoque. The asstoque of God, and we the little people live in fear of his holy and just justice. And of Krylo. They are both truly the awesomest asstoques to ever grace the internet.

I really kind of want this guy to stay around now. It's like watching a chicken fight a rabid bear. It never gets old!

And...ah, Otaku Son. I still remember him. I think I had a two page long PM that basically explained to him three things...

a) Why he should leave Celes alone
b) Why his fan-fic sucked
c) Why no one liked him.

In hind-sight, it was very trollish...but I feel very little regret. He was an arrogant little turd.

Skyshot · 10-02-2005, 12:08 PM

You've got to share that with us. Please, man. That's gotta be something to see.

Darth SS · 10-02-2005, 12:14 PM

Alas, that PM is left on my old computer, which has been gutted and scrapped for better parts, utulized in Binky 2.0

However, the parts I vaguely remember involved...

a) "You're an asshole. You don't seem to get this. No one cares about your vaunted neutrality, we just don't like you."
b) "This is not writing. This is masturbation. Very icky, and messy masturbation."
c) "You call yourself creative? You grabbed every character you could find from every 'cool' video game, then wrote them out as who you think they would've been 'cooler' as. Which is morons!"
d) "When you leave the boards, leave. And when someone avoids you, you leave them alone. Care to guess whom I'm referring to?"

Dante had a hand in making it as well. It was quite smashing.

Skyshot · 10-02-2005, 12:31 PM

That eloquence is definitely Dante. Point b especially looks like something he'd say.

What is this other account? It's not the Otaku on one, is it?

Wonder if all these people we're making fun of come back as a guest and look around. Speculating on their thoughts just gets so fascinating, you know?

Nikose Tyris · 10-02-2005, 01:03 PM

I think I've read through most of this thread now, and I'm wondering: how exactly does shiney feel about this thread? I actually feel... what's the word... bad to see those poll results.

on the other Hand, ASS TOQUE!

also, I had mentioned to me last night Otaku son and I speak alike in IM's, using word's like, "m'lady" and such. I was also informed that I come across as chilvarous, while he came across as... Otaku son. exactly how bad were some of these Chats? anyone care to post IM chats, so I could see him off the forum?

Demon with a Glass Hand · 10-02-2005, 01:04 PM

Otaku Son told me that the only way he would come back is if people begged him too. I have some e-mails regarding his 'return' to the forums. I'll look for them and share them with the whole class*, if the teachers** don't mind.

*Forum

**Mods

Skyshot · 10-02-2005, 01:07 PM

So, he believes he has some kind of high ground on relative personal value? Crazy. And hilarious. Also:

Quote:

You've got to share that with us. Please, man. That's gotta be something to see.

TheSpacePope · 10-02-2005, 01:09 PM

OH if we beg him, Mr. Diet Douche will come back?
Awesome, hey, DoucheMCFatflaps, come back so that we can trade hentai pics of sailor moon *mouthbreating**heavily*

[/sarcasm]

[witty entendre] Why isn't Jerk-face on the poll, I like jerk-face. sHINEY could be a jerk-face. [/not so witty entendre]

BlackMageGirl! · 10-02-2005, 01:13 PM

Oh yes, the darknight. Remember that guy really well. -_- He didn't get it until I blatantly told everyone that I was tipping off the Mods to his presence. The pattern of "contact BMG, get banned" was kinda obvious...

And Demon, share the email. Now. =P

Raiden · 10-02-2005, 01:21 PM

Yeah, I remember making a few PMs to that guy. One about Celes, and a few more surprisingly stupid topics.

He once changed his entire profile JUST to piss me off. I once had a picture of Raiden from MGS as my avatar, and changed my location to say 'Saving the name of Raiden from little ninjas', or something like that. He then changed his avatar to Raiden getting his ass kicked, and his location to 'Kicking a certain forumer's ass for being in line with wimpy ninjas.'

Oh, the fun times I had with that. Just a SMALL excerpt from a PM.

"Otaku, I'm going to make this as clear as is humanely possible, since you obviously have no comprehension skills of any kind whatsoever. Shut...the fuck...up. I cannot make that any more obvious. You are making a friend of mine uncomfortable, and that is NOT acceptable. There's a damn good reason why you are looking at girls on the forums. It's because they're too far away to kick the small area you believe to be your genitalia when you piss them off. When you speak, it's like you are truly ejaculating words of nonesensical use from that spew-hole that some unholy demon drilled into your face."

View Poll Results: The people who voted in this poll are...
Banned	18	10.59%
Banned	14	8.24%
Intercontinental	44	25.88%
Two or more of the above.	94	55.29%
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10-02-2005, 01:04 PM	#96
Demon with a Glass Hand Cyberpunk Detective Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,477	Otaku Son told me that the only way he would come back is if people begged him too. I have some e-mails regarding his 'return' to the forums. I'll look for them and share them with the whole class, if the teachers* don't mind. Forum *Mods __________________ I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I was kind of a big deal around here.

10-02-2005, 01:09 PM	#98
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	OH if we beg him, Mr. Diet Douche will come back? Awesome, hey, DoucheMCFatflaps, come back so that we can trade hentai pics of sailor moon mouthbreatingheavily [/sarcasm] [witty entendre] Why isn't Jerk-face on the poll, I like jerk-face. sHINEY could be a jerk-face. [/not so witty entendre] __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

10-02-2005, 01:21 PM	#100
Raiden Just a passing through veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On your couch. Yes? Posts: 5,327	Yeah, I remember making a few PMs to that guy. One about Celes, and a few more surprisingly stupid topics. He once changed his entire profile JUST to piss me off. I once had a picture of Raiden from MGS as my avatar, and changed my location to say 'Saving the name of Raiden from little ninjas', or something like that. He then changed his avatar to Raiden getting his ass kicked, and his location to 'Kicking a certain forumer's ass for being in line with wimpy ninjas.' Oh, the fun times I had with that. Just a SMALL excerpt from a PM. "Otaku, I'm going to make this as clear as is humanely possible, since you obviously have no comprehension skills of any kind whatsoever. Shut...the fuck...up. I cannot make that any more obvious. You are making a friend of mine uncomfortable, and that is NOT acceptable. There's a damn good reason why you are looking at girls on the forums. It's because they're too far away to kick the small area you believe to be your genitalia when you piss them off. When you speak, it's like you are truly ejaculating words of nonesensical use from that spew-hole that some unholy demon drilled into your face." __________________ I have a signature. It's a really cool one, too. It's so awesome, you'd pull your eyes out and punch your mother. Sadly, these rules state that my signature is just too darned big. Too much awesome for such a small space. Oh well. You can still punch your mother...if you want... Fifth and Krylo made me do it. http://www.animecubed.com/billy/user...sigs/60266.jpg Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

10-02-2005, 01:13 PM	#99
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Oh yes, the darknight. Remember that guy really well. -_- He didn't get it until I blatantly told everyone that I was tipping off the Mods to his presence. The pattern of "contact BMG, get banned" was kinda obvious... And Demon, share the email. Now. =P