Shiney - Asshole or shitface - Page 9

videogamerz2000 · 10-01-2005, 11:15 PM

Well, this seems to be quite the hot topic. If it weren't for the existence of this guy and Otaku, life would probably be more productive.
Now, I vote that we don't ban this guy's IP, just for the sake of our amusement. Much like a rat, running in a wheel for a piece of cheese.
You know he's never gonna get it, but you keeping poking him and laughing at him.
Anyways, I'm still trying to decide what I should vote for Shiney.
I don't know whether I should base it off his person, or off his actions too me.
If you think about it, he has an asshole.
But how do we know, on a day to day basis, that he lathers his face up in shit?

dementedmongoose · 10-01-2005, 11:40 PM

First off: DAMN YOU POPE! You stole my line. I was going to call Shiney an asshat. Okay, sure, day late, dollar short, but still necessary.
Right, moving on.
Honestly, I find this thread downright HILARIOUS! Not so much because people are funny, but because they're dead serious, and the fact that there's people like that in existence just strikes me as downright pathetic. Now, I feel that Illuminatus spoke both for him/herself(the only post from them I've ever seen so I'm not guessing), myself, and, hopefully, everyone on the forum with the phrase "I'll be the first to admit that I've been an ass on these boards a few times, but at least I'm aware of being an ass." That said, I'd love to be a mod just for the fun little game of "ban the tard." But, knowing me, I'd screw up and ban someone who just wanted to use some made up word from fairyland that they've always found funny to write, and let the tard roam free. Words like "fnyargen." Actually, that's a bitch to write, but, you try saying it and you'll at least grin. For those of you who want to test that it's pronounced "fne-are-gen."

Video makes a damn good point. Shiney does have a rectum, but what if, what if, he's discovered some miraculous new way to shave with feces, making shaving, instead of a daily exercise, into a semi-annual occurence, since his hairs are scared, dare I say it, shitless by the stench. Or perhaps he's trying to grow a beard faster so he fits in with the Muslim brothers who're renting the spare room, and has applied gardening techniques, like plowing, seeding, and fertilizing, to his face of a morning. O, wise and mighty Shiney, grace us with your knowledge of applying dung to your face. Oh, and by the way, [wisecrack]Shiney, just for the record, I do still hate you ever so much.[/wisecrack]

[EDIT] P.S. If there are any Muslims reading this, don't be offended, I'm just joking around.

synkr0nized · 10-02-2005, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

I think a lot of us did. Had I known then what I know now, I would have told him I was a girl when he asked. I bet I could have gotten some humorous chatlogs out of it.

I have,....

phil_ · 10-02-2005, 12:57 AM

Oh, don't be such a tease, internet-wearied-forum-friend. Post some chatlogs. It'll be good for healing (and for a laugh, I'm sure).

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 10-02-2005, 01:46 AM

I think I_Flip_Wilson, or whatever his name was, was another good banning adventure. i think he also won the award for most annoying avatar ever. or at least, he won that award in my mind.

Mirai Gen · 10-02-2005, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Skyshot

[font=courier new]Lucas came back; his ban was only for ten days. He got in one last statement in that Suicide Theme Park thread before it fell into obscurity.

And we never heard from him again. Not because he disagreed with me, but I say no big loss on my heart.

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Originally Posted by dementedmongoose

Video makes a damn good point. Shiney does have a rectum, but what if, what if, he's discovered some miraculous new way to shave with feces, making shaving, instead of a daily exercise, into a semi-annual occurence, since his hairs are scared, dare I say it, shitless by the stench. Or perhaps he's trying to grow a beard faster so he fits in with the Muslim brothers who're renting the spare room, and has applied gardening techniques, like plowing, seeding, and fertilizing, to his face of a morning.

...Do you even hear yourself talk?

...Because that's goddamn genius!

Osterbaum · 10-02-2005, 04:15 AM

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But as a whole, in forum-law and in user-princples, the NPF does not tolerate flameing or trolling directed twoards ANY member.

Except shiney.

It's true! I know all of you voted too!

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Sure, Shiney is harsh.

Actually, he's an asshole and a shitface.

Come on people! This is what this thread is obviosly about!

Meister · 10-02-2005, 10:06 AM

Yo, we're talking famous bans and no one mentions thedarknight?

And no one mentions Otaku's other account, the one with the stalker vibe?

Come on, people.

Skyshot · 10-02-2005, 11:37 AM

Is that the guy who was also Captain Switzerland and Full Metal Turkey and a bunch of others? I only have pieces of that story. If I remember right, he kept PMing BMG! to ask why he was banned, and she'd forward it to the moderators.

And has Wandering Wombat come up? Shiney had to create a whole thread to tell that guy to quit. I think he had five names total. Scary to think that guy's a father.

***RaiRai*** · 10-02-2005, 12:01 PM

The Darknight. Oh, how much fun I had with him. Words cannot express my joy for that man, who I'm sure is still among us somewhere and I'm just awaiting the day for him to fuck up and expose himself. *Happy sigh~*

View Poll Results: The people who voted in this poll are...
Banned	18	10.59%
Banned	14	8.24%
Intercontinental	44	25.88%
Two or more of the above.	94	55.29%
Voters: 170. You may not vote on this poll

10-01-2005, 11:15 PM	#81
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Well, this seems to be quite the hot topic. If it weren't for the existence of this guy and Otaku, life would probably be more productive. Now, I vote that we don't ban this guy's IP, just for the sake of our amusement. Much like a rat, running in a wheel for a piece of cheese. You know he's never gonna get it, but you keeping poking him and laughing at him. Anyways, I'm still trying to decide what I should vote for Shiney. I don't know whether I should base it off his person, or off his actions too me. If you think about it, he has an asshole. But how do we know, on a day to day basis, that he lathers his face up in shit? __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-01-2005, 11:40 PM	#82
dementedmongoose Mangoose! Join Date: May 2004 Location: IN TEH NAVYS! SINKIN UR SHIPS! Posts: 655	First off: DAMN YOU POPE! You stole my line. I was going to call Shiney an asshat. Okay, sure, day late, dollar short, but still necessary. Right, moving on. Honestly, I find this thread downright HILARIOUS! Not so much because people are funny, but because they're dead serious, and the fact that there's people like that in existence just strikes me as downright pathetic. Now, I feel that Illuminatus spoke both for him/herself(the only post from them I've ever seen so I'm not guessing), myself, and, hopefully, everyone on the forum with the phrase "I'll be the first to admit that I've been an ass on these boards a few times, but at least I'm aware of being an ass." That said, I'd love to be a mod just for the fun little game of "ban the tard." But, knowing me, I'd screw up and ban someone who just wanted to use some made up word from fairyland that they've always found funny to write, and let the tard roam free. Words like "fnyargen." Actually, that's a bitch to write, but, you try saying it and you'll at least grin. For those of you who want to test that it's pronounced "fne-are-gen." Video makes a damn good point. Shiney does have a rectum, but what if, what if, he's discovered some miraculous new way to shave with feces, making shaving, instead of a daily exercise, into a semi-annual occurence, since his hairs are scared, dare I say it, shitless by the stench. Or perhaps he's trying to grow a beard faster so he fits in with the Muslim brothers who're renting the spare room, and has applied gardening techniques, like plowing, seeding, and fertilizing, to his face of a morning. O, wise and mighty Shiney, grace us with your knowledge of applying dung to your face. Oh, and by the way, [wisecrack]Shiney, just for the record, I do still hate you ever so much.[/wisecrack] [EDIT] P.S. If there are any Muslims reading this, don't be offended, I'm just joking around. __________________ I was nothing but a lonely all American boy, Looking out for something to do. And you were nothing but a lonely all American girl, But you were something like a dream come true. Last edited by dementedmongoose; 10-01-2005 at 11:47 PM.

10-02-2005, 12:57 AM	#84
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	Oh, don't be such a tease, internet-wearied-forum-friend. Post some chatlogs. It'll be good for healing (and for a laugh, I'm sure). __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

10-02-2005, 01:46 AM	#85
Deathosaurus Wrecks Underachiever Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,996	I think I_Flip_Wilson, or whatever his name was, was another good banning adventure. i think he also won the award for most annoying avatar ever. or at least, he won that award in my mind. __________________ "There was another, who came before you he was a hero and your brother and my son he fought the darkenss, the darkness won" -The Protomen "Unrest in the House of Light"

10-02-2005, 10:06 AM	#88
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Yo, we're talking famous bans and no one mentions thedarknight? And no one mentions Otaku's other account, the one with the stalker vibe? Come on, people.

10-02-2005, 12:01 PM	#90
*RaiRai* Check mate. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Down your pants. Posts: 2,210	The Darknight. Oh, how much fun I had with him. Words cannot express my joy for that man, who I'm sure is still among us somewhere and I'm just awaiting the day for him to fuck up and expose himself. Happy sigh~ __________________ I AM FURIOUS