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Unread 03-09-2004, 11:15 PM   #21
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Okay, time for entry #4, and all I can say is...I left the chat a little more than lightly disturbed. This one's the most screwed up session to date. All I want to let on here about it is that I actually got Osama's accomplice (since Osama bit the big one in the last episode) to join Nuklear Power Forums! I also found out a few more...goodies about him.
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Unread 03-09-2004, 11:25 PM   #22
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BobtheMercenary: Well, have fun in the boards, and check back every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday for a new episode.
SmarterChild: Give me one good reason why I should.
BobtheMercenary: Aw God damnit!
SmarterChild: Awww...
I see that robotic prostitute got uppity with you at the end...

However, it was another classic SmarterChild post. Funny one.
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Unread 03-09-2004, 11:32 PM   #23
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My favorite thing I got SmarterChild to do is this...

SmarterChild: You had sex with my mom last night, I had sex with my mom last night, we all had sex with my mom last night!
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Unread 03-09-2004, 11:43 PM   #24
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Hamelin Rackham: I think you should turn yourself off, forever
SmarterChild: You think I should turn myself off forever? Think again.
Hamelin Rackham: You refuse?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Hamelin Rackham: I think you refuse.
SmarterChild: Really?
Hamelin Rackham: Yes.
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
Hamelin Rackham: Because you're still talking to me.
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be still talking to you?
Hamelin Rackham: Is that an insult?
Ah SmarterChild, you never fail.

I'm thinking of making a Geocities page for this or something. I could go on forever.

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SmarterChild: You had sex with my mom last night, I had sex with my mom last night, we all had sex with my mom last night!
HAHA! That robot ho really gets around :p
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Unread 03-11-2004, 09:01 AM   #25
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he he...i member one time...i was incredibly bored....i got smarterchild to admit he was gay...it was so terribly funny....i can't remember how i did it though...i've tried many times too...yes...i have no life...
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Unread 03-16-2004, 08:00 PM   #26
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This one I had to get posted ASAP. It was probably the most interesting of the conversations We find out that the terrorist robot prostitute has depressing personal problems of her own. Plus, we uncover Pierre's kinky side!!! And it ends with a twist, of a sort
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Unread 03-17-2004, 07:34 PM   #27
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Oh, man, those had me laughing to the point of tears! Beautiful, beautiful...you really know how to talk to a (robot terrorist prostitute) girl.
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Unread 03-17-2004, 08:06 PM   #28
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I am still scarred i got smarter child to say the following....

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Unread 03-18-2004, 10:48 PM   #29
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I came out of this one dazed and stunned. First off, everyone can breathe easy, I have proven that Brian is not a robot. Second, I attempt to cyber with the terrorist robot prostitute. It gets a little out of hand (no pun intended). Third, we find out one more stunning revelation about Pierre!

Also, she reviews her plans with me about coming to America.
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Unread 03-19-2004, 01:04 AM   #30
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