FF:RP Omake, Take 4!

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Let madness continue to ensue! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

EDIT: Since everyone has a plan to win, here's mine, in Omake form (not serious).

Dameon: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I rule teh earth, Kakarot!
Dante: No, I do!
Daemon: Look, I'll take most of it, and you can rule the dump.
Dante: I'll buy you a big hat, COMMODORE ruler of the world!
Daemon: Ooo! I love hats! You can have half of it!
Dante: Sweet!
*heroes show up, Blyr is missing*
Ripel: We're here to kill you and save the world, blahblahblah...
Evil dudes: ULTRA HERO DEATH MUCH ATTACKETH!!!
*Ripel dies*
Dezil: Suck booze, fiends!
*shoots generic brand beer at Dante*
Dante: No! The cheap cost of it burns me! DEATH!
*Dezil dies*
Ciaran: DOOM beam!
*Daemon trips on a banana peel, dodging the beam, and causing an avalanche that kills Ciaran*
Arc: Ummm...I'll shank you and take your money?
*Arc gets a heart attack and dies*
Naras: UNCLE EYE POKE!
*pokes Daemon*
Daemon: ARG! You...infidel! *punches off Naras' head*
Girls: GIRL POWAH! *starts singing Spice Girls songs*
Dante: *rolls eyes, pulls power chord, blows them up along with all other survivors*
Daemon: SO we killed them all, Kakarot!
Dante: but where's the geomancer?
*a familiar tune plays*
Daemon: Huh?
*a loud roar of an engine is heard*
Dante: I thought we blew up the Magitek...
*Screech sound, Blyr steps out as...*
Thumpman: Look, you killed my homies, so I figure it's about time for some victory dance music!
*victory music plays, Daemon and Dante start dancing*
Dante: Whos' the man that rules the world?
Daemon: ME! ME!
*engine roar*
Dante: Who's da man?
Daemon: ME! *squish*
*the Thumpmobile ran them both over with the Thumpmobile and it's tires of non-regeneration and anti-evil power +179.36*
Thumpman: I WIN!
*victory Dance, cut to Credits*

THE END!

I think it's a nice plan. What do you guys think?

[Dante]

How many people can I involve in the LotD x RM Omake? We'll see...

[batgirl]

I like it Mr. V! It was hilarious....wait a second...can it be? You wrote the rp yourself....I'm the first one to comment on it so.....it was

Viewtiful!

Oh it feels so good.
EDIT: Don't wanna anger the mods by double posting.

*An Omake is taking place. All of the characters are saying their catchphrases and lines. Dezil says "brilliant" and large amounts of screaming can be heard from the back.*

Girl: WHOO!
Boy: WHOO!

*Both are wearing read and black striped cheerleader outfits. Both of their sweaters are emblazoned with a huge gold O. Both are...doing the running man, while cheering.

Both: We got spirit in our britches, yes we do, yes we do. We got spirit in our britches, yes we do, yes we do. We got spirit in our britches, and it really really itches. We got spirit in our britches, yes we do.
Boy: The Omake is cookin’!
Girl: And I helped!

*They both do a half backwards kick and sit down*

Cassie: Oh my God Naras, I can't believe how well this Omake is going.
Naras: I know Cas, it seems like everyone is pulling together.
Cassie: Uh huh, how's my hair?
Naras: Lil' messy. How's my smell?
Cassie: Lil' gamey, lil' gamey.

*Dezil walks over with a funny look on his face*

Dezil: Um, what are you doing?
Naras: Oh my God Dezil! The way you took that bet last Omake was amazing.
Dezil: ok...
Cassie: Well, since we aren't doing anything while in the Omakes, we thought we'd be the...
*both get up. Naras grabs Cassie's butt and Cassie makes a giggly look*
Both: Omake cheerleaders!!
Dezil: You've got to be kidding me, take off those rediculous costumes!
Cassie: Can't I forgot my spankie pants again.
Naras: And I have back hair.
Cassie: Not to mention he's a lil' gamey
Naras: Lil' bit.
Dezil: *throws his hands up* Fine! Do what you want!

*Dezil leaves*

Cassie: Oh my God! Kiari's about to take out the whip of authority!
Naras: You know, I'm angry at her for leaving me last night..I know what to do!
*both get up and cheer*
Together: So check us out. U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi. Your ugly, hey hey your ugly. W.H.I.P. You can't take my whip from me your ugly.Yeah yeah your ugly. Not cute. Omake spirit, Omake spirit.
Naras: Hello, Kiari, what, were where you, I only had to watch "Friends" alone. Now I know who my friends are. Ok really. Ok call you.
Naras: Hey! Who’s that Mage gettin’ a wedgie?
Cassie: It’s me! It’s me!
Naras: I said who’s that Mage gettin’ a wedgie?
Cassie: It’s me! It’s me!
Together:
Uh-huh! Uh-uh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
G-string!
Naras: Come on guys! It’s not just for strippers anymore!
Cassie: That’s right!

*Demon runs up to them*

Demon: My god, just shut up! You're disturbing the whole Omake!
Cassie: Hey, hey! No one likes a spirit pooper Mr. Poopy pants!
Demon: *makes choking motion with his hands* arg! Just...aaahh!
*runs away*

Naras: Oh my God, the Omake is faltering! Cassie, you know what they need?
Cassie: The Perfect Cheer!!!
*Both get up and start dancing to "Play that Funky Music White Boy" Naras makes a motion like he's just thrown a fishing line. Cassie pretends to get hooked with flapping her arms on her face like a fish. Naras reels her in and they locomotion train off stage*

End

OOC: Whew! That was long and ever so fun!

[batgirl]

come on people, this got bumped down to the second page! Have we all ran out of funniness?

[Forever Zero]

I think when we had the big argument over plots and such, most people just stopped doing the RP, and that lead to a decreased interest in the Omake.

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Hey, why don't we mnake an Omake on the argument? That'd be amusing...I guarantee it *smile*

[Zephie]

Naras just doesn't have anything to do in the RP...that's the thing with low-key characters: they never get much real action.

btw, that was a hoot, batgirl! xD If I didn't feel so deflated right now, I'd've probably laughed my butt off. :P

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Zeph, I know how to get Naras in on something. Have him approach Blyr's Magitek, and I think we could get a discussion (or sumthin') going. What do you think?

[Dante]

If you want Naras to get involved in the story, talk to the others. I suppose he could talk about how the world ahs changed, the demon horde's effects ont he world and stuff.

The others could also use you as a listening point to talk about their hopes and fears (always good character development stuff) too...

[Krylo]

Yes, I realize I'm bringing back a dead topic, but this came to me while I was without computer and listening to "When You're Evil" by Voltaire (which you should download and listen to, in order to get the full feeling of this), when this came to me.

I felt the need to share.
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A stage was set and a curtain slowly rose. Ciaran was standing on the spot light, and he began to sing with an evil grin. "When the devil is too busy..." He gestured behind him to the left with a slight flourish and a light fell upon Deamon, who was leading an 'army' of demons across the back of the stage.

"And death's a bit too much..." This time he waved his hand behind him toward the right, and the light fell upon Dante, as he blasts a poor hapless soul into dust. "They call me by name you see..."

As he sang he walked over to a palace built on the stage, "for my special touch..." He reached out with his finger at the last line and touched the palace, causing it to crumble, and grinned widely.

The light then flickered off of Ciaran and to Ren, who walked up to the edge of the stage, her hips swaying seductively beneath her barely concealing leather dress, while holding her whip in front of her. "To the gentleman, I'm Miss Fortune..." she sang, before the light left her and returned to Ciaran.

"To the ladies I'm Sir Prize..."

At that moment, Deamon and Dante came up from behind them, and the lights illuminate all four, near the front of the stage, as they begin to sing together. "But call me by any name... any way it's all the same..."

Ciaran took a solo, "I'm the fly in your soup," followed quickly by Ren, "I'm the pebble in your shoe," and then Dante, "I'm the pea beneath your bed," followed by Deamon, at last for, "I'm the bump on every head," and then Ciaran spoke up again, "I'm the peel on which you slip," and then Dante, "I'm the pin in every hip," before Ren began to sing again, "I'm the thorn in your side, makes you... wriggle and writhe..." the last words rolled off her tongue as she shimmied her body seductively to the music.

They all, then, broke in again. "And I do it all because I'm evil. This is the life you see..."

In a flash of purple stage smoke a hat appeared on Deamon's head and he stepped back to tip it to the others as they sang the next few lyrics, "the devil tips his hat to me," before joining in again for the rest of the verse.

"I do it all because I'm evil... and I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need."

Ren then broke forward in a solo again, "So long as there's candy to be had..." and as she sang a child entered her light with a lollipop, which she took and put in her mouth as she finished her part.

Ciaran's light quickly merged with hers, however, and he pushed the child to the ground with a decidedly wicked grin as he sang, "Children to make sad..."

The light then flickered onto a new comer who had climbed onto the stage. The illumination quickly revealed it to be Ark as he sang the next few lyrics, without the song missing a beat, "Pockets left to pick," with his hand in Deamon's pocket.

The light left him, however, as Deamon batted him away and then pushed an old woman down the stairs leading off the stage, all while singing his few words, "Grannies left to trip down the stairs..."

They then all sang together again, "I'll be there. I'll be waiting 'round the corner..." for just a moment before Ciran stepped forth.

"It's a game I'm glad I'm in it, because there's one born every minute..." The light moved backward and away from him as he gestured, illuminating Ripel cowering in the corner.

Then they all stepped forward to sing the chorus. "And I do it all because I'm evil. This is the life you see..." and again, Deamon repeated the tipping of his hat as the others sang, "The devil tips his hat to me!" and then rejoined them for the rest. "And I do it all because I'm evil... and I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need."

The light dimmed a bit and turned reddish as the light vanished from everyone else to focus only on Dante, who's eyes seemed to glow red, obviously from Etrigan's interference. He began to sing in a voice that sounded oddly unlike his own. "I pledge my allegiance to all things dark and I promise on my damned soul to do as I am told, for Beezelebub has never seen, a soldier quite like me!" Deamon was lighted up again at the mention of Beezelebub, and then the light moved to Ciaran.

"Not only does his job but does it happily!"

Ren sang the next few lyrics with a devilish, yet seductive grin. "I'm the fear the keeps you 'wake..."

And then to Deamon. "I'm the shadows on the wall. I'm the monsters they become."

Dante then stepped forward, his eyes still glowing, and his voice still altered. "I'm the nightmare in your skull!"

"I'm the dagger in your back," Ciaran sang as he pulled a knife out of the back of a figure who was dressed like a king.

The image then switched again to a man tied down to a rack as Ren, still clad in black leather, turned the wheel and sang, accompanied by his screams. "An extra turn upon the rack..."

Ciaran then came forward again and finished off the verse, "I'm the whimpering of your heart," his fist clenched around his dagger, "A stabbing pain," he drove it downward, as if into an imaginary person, "A sudden start," and he brought the hand holding the blade out of the imaginary victim and behind him, signalling them all to sing the refrain again in much the same way as before.

Slowly however, the lights dimmed out on everyone but Dante, who clutched his head, and seemed to regain control as the figure of a woman dressed in white mage robes came onto stage, the light on her. After a few moments he began to sing to her.

"It gets so lonley being evil. What I'd do to see a smile, even for a little while. And no one loves you when you're evil..." However, at that moment, his eyes began to glow again and a wicked grin spread across his face as the woman burst into flames. "I'm lying though my teeth! Your tears are all the company I need!"