Rabitt's A Grouch

[Seil]

For real. He tried to unbounce Tigger by getting him lost and letting him rot in a tree. On top of that, he's the biggest grouch in the Hundred Acre Wood - he yells at you every time you go near his garden, and always tries to turn you away for lunch.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

He needs to eat too, and it's not his fault the rest of the "people" in the forest can't be assed to grow a garden.
Lazy gits.

[Seil]

Pooh always goes out to get his own food! He does it like a bear, to. None of this "garden" stuff, it's usually:

Step One: Make a disguise
Step Two: Find a balloon
Step Three: Steal honey from the bees

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Seil

Pooh always goes out to get his own food! He does it like a bear, to. None of this "garden" stuff, it's usually:

Step One: Make a disguise
Step Two: Find a balloon
Step Three: Steal honey from the bees

So why oh why does he keep asking Rabbit for food?!

And what the crap's with you?! You've been here like, a year and a half and you've got 3,000 more posts than me.

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by grthwllms

So why oh why does he keep asking Rabbit for food?!

And what the crap's with you?! You've been here like, a year and a half and you've got 3,000 more posts than me.

Keep in mind that like, half of those posts consist of nothing but comics.

...I think that was supposed to be in somebody's defense. I forget who.


And threads like these are why Off-Topic needs to be re-opened!

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

And threads like these are why Off-Topic needs to be re-opened!

Except that nobody ever posted threads like these in Off-Topic, because instead what everybody posted in Off-Topic were General threads that they wanted to drag out for a hundred and twenty sucky-ass posts.

And Tigger = DICKBAG.

[Intern Nin]

Originally Posted by Seil

For real. He tried to unbounce Tigger by getting him lost and letting him rot in a tree. On top of that, he's the biggest grouch in the Hundred Acre Wood - he yells at you every time you go near his garden, and always tries to turn you away for lunch.

To be fair, Tigger keeps bouncing in Rabbit's garden despite Rabbit having told him a hundred times not jump on his goddamn vegetables. And then the idiot comes back the next day to stomp on every last thing growing in the garden like Rabbit didn't just tell him to cut that shit out. I don't blame him for wanting to leave Tigger to die in the woods.

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by Intern Nin

To be fair, Tigger keeps bouncing in Rabbit's garden despite Rabbit having told him a hundred times not jump on his goddamn vegetables. And then the idiot comes back the next day to stomp on every last thing growing in the garden like Rabbit didn't just tell him to cut that shit out. I don't blame him for wanting to leave Tigger to die in the woods.

Can't Rabbit just build some kind of inverse Invisible Doggy Fence?

Or maybe just use some kind of barbed wire or LazerBeemz.

I mean, Rabbit can't be ALL THAT grouchy if he has the conscience to stay away from the more severe methods.

[Seil]

To be fair, Tigger keeps bouncing in Rabbit's garden despite Rabbit having told him a hundred times not jump on his goddamn vegetables. And then the idiot comes back the next day to stomp on every last thing growing in the garden like Rabbit didn't just tell him to cut that shit out. I don't blame him for wanting to leave Tigger to die in the woods.

Tigger only bounces Rabbit - not the garden. And how come nobody's mentioned Eeyore's house? I mean, Piglet gave his house to Owl. The least Rabbit could do is let Eeyore stay at his place.

Pooh's living with Piglet, Owl took Piglet's place, Kanga's watching out for Roo, and I guess Tigger sleeps off in the woods somewhere - but who's looking out for Eeyore, huh? Where's the donkey love?

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Seil

Tigger only bounces Rabbit - not the garden. And how come nobody's mentioned Eeyore's house? I mean, Piglet gave his house to Owl. The least Rabbit could do is let Eeyore stay at his place.

Pooh's living with Piglet, Owl took Piglet's place, Kanga's watching out for Roo, and I guess Tigger sleeps off in the woods somewhere - but who's looking out for Eeyore, huh? Where's the donkey love?

Didn't he live basically under a pile of sticks or something? That were prone to pulling off his tail? That place had NO shelter whatsoever.


Also, how dumb of Rabbit was it to always let Pooh first and foremost come in and gorge himself on honey, and THEN not even have him use a perfectly good door he wouldn't get stuck in afterward?