Too funk to drunction!

Kim · 12-18-2008, 03:41 AM

So, if it isn't obvious from my very desperate, yet failing, attempts to appear constantly sober... I like to imbibe alcoholic beverages. A lot.

I try not to post when inebriated, though, with this post as the best example, I fail frequently. How do you know when you are too drunk to post, and if you have posted drunk, what's the best drunk post you have ever posted?

FYI: Watching Excel Saga drunk out of your panties is such a goddamn mindfuck.

Eltargrim · 12-18-2008, 03:54 AM

FLCL is hilarious with alcohol. Every time there's phallic imagery, a shot. I think we sent a guy to the hospital after the fourth episode. Pfft. Lightweight.

I don't post while drunk. I'm too busy either getting further inebriated or sleeping it off. Not a lot of middle ground. That being said, when I have managed to post drunk, it was hard to tell; in-line spellcheck and my anal-retentiveness make mistakes less noticeable.

synkr0nized · 12-18-2008, 05:00 AM

I have been stupid enough to peruse fora when intoxicated, but I generally left more of that in IRC than posts. Or IMs.

What did manage to make it into posts generally is actually nicer than normal.

Mr.Bookworm · 12-18-2008, 11:04 AM

I get drunk on Jesus, does that count?

And I occasionally have waaaaaaaaaay to much caffeine, but it doesn't really show when I'm writing.

Khael! · 12-18-2008, 11:23 AM

I usually wind up solely on yaplet when I'm drunk online, though I haven't made that mistake in ages. Turns out my sober shenanigans are a lot like my drunk ones, since the number of typos remains the same. Just that when drunk, the typos tend to make Freudian-slip-style puns at my expense.

I still blame Freud.

phil_ · 12-18-2008, 01:12 PM

Is this an intervention?

Hatake Kakashi · 12-18-2008, 05:19 PM

I can't say I've posted a whole lot when drunk... except for last night.

However, I have played RaiRO while drunk. I never knew I could starve a pet so fast....

I swear, it was like, two whole minutes, and my pet was beyond lean and mean... it was skinny and pissed.

Osterbaum · 12-18-2008, 05:59 PM

Quote:

I get drunk on Jesus, does that count?

Unless Jesus is in a liquid form, then not really.

I'm not sure if I have ever posted drunk. Propably. Nothing meaningful though, not even anything funny.

I do IM and use Facebook when drunk though. Provided I'm still stading when I get home. And provided that I actually get back home. I have a few bad habbits while drunk; one is text messaging a lot and the other is too often not going home alone. And yes, the later is a problem too.

Khael! · 12-18-2008, 06:05 PM

If Jesus can turn water into wine, and the human body is what, 80% water?

It could work! Sure, being 80% alcohol is probably lethal. But since when does medical science count when you've got Jesus?

The Argent Lord · 12-18-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Khael!

If Jesus can turn water into wine, and the human body is what, 80% water?

It could work! Sure, being 80% alcohol is probably lethal. But since when does medical science count when you've got Jesus?

Technically, you'd only be... *googles* *calculates* about 8-16% alcohol. Still, probably lethal.

12-18-2008, 03:41 AM	#1
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Too funk to drunction! So, if it isn't obvious from my very desperate, yet failing, attempts to appear constantly sober... I like to imbibe alcoholic beverages. A lot. I try not to post when inebriated, though, with this post as the best example, I fail frequently. How do you know when you are too drunk to post, and if you have posted drunk, what's the best drunk post you have ever posted? FYI: Watching Excel Saga drunk out of your panties is such a goddamn mindfuck. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy Last edited by Kim; 12-18-2008 at 03:46 AM.

12-18-2008, 03:54 AM	#2
Eltargrim Fifty-Talents Haversham Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: FABULOUS Posts: 1,904	FLCL is hilarious with alcohol. Every time there's phallic imagery, a shot. I think we sent a guy to the hospital after the fourth episode. Pfft. Lightweight. I don't post while drunk. I'm too busy either getting further inebriated or sleeping it off. Not a lot of middle ground. That being said, when I have managed to post drunk, it was hard to tell; in-line spellcheck and my anal-retentiveness make mistakes less noticeable. __________________ <Insert witticism here; get credit; ???; profit!>

12-18-2008, 05:00 AM	#3
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	I tell more about myself when drinking, too. I have been stupid enough to peruse fora when intoxicated, but I generally left more of that in IRC than posts. Or IMs. What did manage to make it into posts generally is actually nicer than normal. __________________ Find love.

12-18-2008, 11:23 AM	#5
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	I usually wind up solely on yaplet when I'm drunk online, though I haven't made that mistake in ages. Turns out my sober shenanigans are a lot like my drunk ones, since the number of typos remains the same. Just that when drunk, the typos tend to make Freudian-slip-style puns at my expense. I still blame Freud. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

12-18-2008, 01:12 PM	#6
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	Is this an intervention? __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

12-18-2008, 11:04 AM	#4
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	I get drunk on Jesus, does that count? And I occasionally have waaaaaaaaaay to much caffeine, but it doesn't really show when I'm writing.

12-18-2008, 06:05 PM	#9
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	If Jesus can turn water into wine, and the human body is what, 80% water? It could work! Sure, being 80% alcohol is probably lethal. But since when does medical science count when you've got Jesus? __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

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