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Unread 09-06-2009, 12:17 PM   #1
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I can accept scantily clad pouty girls,

I can accept (with great skepticism and a little grinding teeth) women with armor that couldn't protect from a stiff breeze because it's too busy showing off that underboob,

But this... What the fuck?

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Unread 09-06-2009, 12:22 PM   #2
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Unread 09-06-2009, 01:20 PM   #3
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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She has internal organs, they're just all in her breasts, ears and crotch/thigh area. I mean look at it, she must have a very ample vulva to get that... "look" going on
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Unread 09-06-2009, 02:17 PM   #4
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Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana. Shyria Dracnoir is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
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Someone with art skills should totally do a few gender swaps of those type of ads. Sexual objectification: now an equal opportunity employer!
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Unread 09-06-2009, 02:19 PM   #5
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At least that one is still actually Fantasy themed.
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Unread 09-06-2009, 02:23 PM   #6
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At least that one is still actually Fantasy themed.
Yeah, I've gotten extremely tired of the very modern looking hot women on the banner ads that say "Play now my lord", because I don't think they have anything to do with fantasy. Or, medieval fantasy anyway.

Though I did get a kick out of Plants vs Zombies' ad once that was "Play now my lord" and it had a zombie with massive cleavage on the front. They've changed it now but I wish I got a screenshot.

EDIT: I have to love the "Yeah I'm about to take off this shirt" look she has on her face. Like, right now, the totally appropriate thing to do is to pull her top off, and she has to wonder why exactly anyone would think otherwise.
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Unread 09-06-2009, 02:29 PM   #7
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I have to love the "Yeah I'm about to take off this shirt" look she has on her face. Like, right now, the totally appropriate thing to do is to pull her top off, and she has to wonder why exactly anyone would think otherwise.
She just wants to get that gem unwedged.
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Unread 09-06-2009, 02:39 PM   #8
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I'm really bitter I didn't capture the ones that said "Play now my lord", cause I think Evony got all angry at them and they had to change it. Tragic, really.
EDIT: here are some better ones.



Clearly these are wonderful click-adventure games in a fantasy world!
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Unread 09-06-2009, 06:10 PM   #9
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I'm really bitter I didn't capture the ones that said "Play now my lord", cause I think Evony got all angry at them and they had to change it. Tragic, really.
Seeing as how Evony themselves stole most of the images for advertising, that would be hilarious.
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Unread 09-06-2009, 08:15 PM   #10
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Gotta love those Empire Craft ones.



There are others that pretty blatantly use Warcraft art.



Really, you can blame most of this on people trying to cash in on MMO popularity, some more lazily than others.
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