OkCupid is the funniest damn thing...

Kim · 06-17-2010, 04:09 AM

So, back in the day when I was actively interested in dating girls, I joined up with OkCupid. It couldn't hurt to give it a shot, more or less. It's been several years since then, and I haven't used OkCupid at all during that time frame, but they'll still send me emails talking about Quiver matches or some nonsense. I'm too lazy to mark the service as spam. ANYWAY!

There are so many funny things about this I don't even know where to start. First off, they're saying I'm good looking. Somethin's broken. Secondly, all of this just feels so incredibly wrong. And then they end the ball of wrongness with "Go ask an ugly friend and see." Just... huh.

Geminex · 06-17-2010, 04:33 AM

BE PROUD, NONCON.
YOU ARE NOW PART OF THE ATTRACTIVE MASTER RACE.
BEAR YOUR ELITE STATUS WITH HONOR!
CAUSE MAN YOU ARE SO SEXY.

Osterbaum · 06-17-2010, 05:02 AM

Suddenly I feel so much more attracted to you.

Amake · 06-17-2010, 05:59 AM

It's a well-known rumor that attractive people are more attracted to other attractive people, and appreciate them on a level lesser, uglier people can't. Therefore we have divided the Earth's population in two equal parts, tentatively labeled "hot" and "not", reducing the number of potential mates for any given person by 50%. This should make it easier to find your soulmate.

Lost in Time · 06-17-2010, 06:08 AM

Well, didn't he just graduate from the top end bottom tier, to the low end top tier? He's now officially an underdog and will get less chances to find a mate!

Geminex · 06-17-2010, 06:24 AM

I just realized: Is this the thread where noncon is the most attractive man on the internet?

Krylo · 06-17-2010, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex

I just realized: Is this the thread where noncon is the most attractive man on the internet?

Nah, like Lost said, he just graduated up from the lowest 50 to the highest 50, so assuming OKC has a representative spread of attractive vs ugly internet users, and that 50% of the world's population uses the internet, he'd be, roughly, the 2,999,999,999th most attractive person on the internet.

Give or take a few thousand.

Amake · 06-17-2010, 06:34 AM

Well, someone has to be it. As the most attractive woman, I endorse Noncon.

Osterbaum · 06-17-2010, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IQ

It's a well-known rumor that attractive people are more attracted to other attractive people, and appreciate them on a level lesser, uglier people can't. Therefore we have divided the Earth's population in two equal parts, tentatively labeled "hot" and "not", reducing the number of potential mates for any given person by 50%. This should make it easier to find your soulmate.

I lol'd is what happened here. Wanted to give you rep, but couldn't.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex

I just realized: Is this the thread where noncon is the most attractive man on the internet?

He has a "new important elite status" at the very least. And since we're handing out titles here, I declare myself the most atractive finn on the internet.

Geminex · 06-17-2010, 08:03 AM

Goddammit, Krylo. I wanted to get NonCon to talk about his pectorals, get him to name them, maybe even get him to hastily make up a sex life so he can talk about it, but noooooo you had to spoil it.

This is why we can never have anything nice.

06-17-2010, 04:09 AM	#1
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	OkCupid is the funniest damn thing... So, back in the day when I was actively interested in dating girls, I joined up with OkCupid. It couldn't hurt to give it a shot, more or less. It's been several years since then, and I haven't used OkCupid at all during that time frame, but they'll still send me emails talking about Quiver matches or some nonsense. I'm too lazy to mark the service as spam. ANYWAY! There are so many funny things about this I don't even know where to start. First off, they're saying I'm good looking. Somethin's broken. Secondly, all of this just feels so incredibly wrong. And then they end the ball of wrongness with "Go ask an ugly friend and see." Just... huh. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy Last edited by Kim; 06-17-2010 at 04:17 AM.

06-17-2010, 05:02 AM	#3
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Suddenly I feel so much more attracted to you. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

06-17-2010, 05:59 AM	#4
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	It's a well-known rumor that attractive people are more attracted to other attractive people, and appreciate them on a level lesser, uglier people can't. Therefore we have divided the Earth's population in two equal parts, tentatively labeled "hot" and "not", reducing the number of potential mates for any given person by 50%. This should make it easier to find your soulmate. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

06-17-2010, 06:08 AM	#5
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	Well, didn't he just graduate from the top end bottom tier, to the low end top tier? He's now officially an underdog and will get less chances to find a mate! __________________ Eat me!

06-17-2010, 06:34 AM	#8
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Well, someone has to be it. As the most attractive woman, I endorse Noncon. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 06-17-2010 at 01:19 PM. Reason: +spelling

06-17-2010, 04:33 AM	#2
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	BE PROUD, NONCON. YOU ARE NOW PART OF THE ATTRACTIVE MASTER RACE. BEAR YOUR ELITE STATUS WITH HONOR! CAUSE MAN YOU ARE SO SEXY.

06-17-2010, 06:24 AM	#6
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	I just realized: Is this the thread where noncon is the most attractive man on the internet?

06-17-2010, 08:03 AM	#10
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Goddammit, Krylo. I wanted to get NonCon to talk about his pectorals, get him to name them, maybe even get him to hastily make up a sex life so he can talk about it, but noooooo you had to spoil it. This is why we can never have anything nice. Last edited by Geminex; 06-17-2010 at 08:07 AM.

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