Pokemon Umbral Discussion 34: all your base...

[Dracorion]

... are belong to us.

So anyway, because AB's gone and dropped the ball on making a new thread, I got bored and decided to do it myself.

You will stare the the picture, bleed your nose dry and goddamn like it! Or else.

And count yourselves goddamn lucky I didn't post yaoi instead. Although this picture might be pushing NPF rules.

Anyway, discuss! The current topic was Menarker being wrong and me being right. And AB secretly being an evil mastermind.

[Bard The 5th LW]

That picture is pushing a few boundaries. Better hope the mods stay away from this thread Drac.

I am still flipping through Deviant Art. Here is something to tide all of you over for now.



...its beautiful

[Dracorion]

Meh. We one thread had a picture of naked Gardevoir and Lopunny and Gardevoir had a hand on Lopunny's crotch.

Granted, they're pokemon, so they're always naked, but still, if that didn't break any rules I can't see how this one would! Everyone is still clothed, at least.

[Astral Harmony]

Fine, I'll get on the ball about creating new threads. Time to dig up dozens of photos for Menarker.

That picture up there was one the first I saw when looking up this kind of stuff too, but I felt it was a little overboard to post it here. Well, all I can say is that I hope it is accepted.

Leave it to Drac to push the boundary so that the rest of us know how far we can go.

[Dracorion]

Well someone's gotta carry a pair of balls around here.

EDIT: Oh. Oh this is awesome. The picture is so lewd that it broke the forum clock and pushed this post into the past!

Awesome!

Though, heh... though, you probably shouldn't bring this to the mod's attention, y'know? It's not like we're the only ones this is happening to, so they don't actually need us to tell them and draw their attention to this thread and the picture.

Just sayin'.

[Bard The 5th LW]

We have gained the power of time travel.

We must keep this power a secret. Only the Umbral players may use it.

It must not fall into the wrong worse hands.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Pokebrids are sterile or something.

Let the obvious Retcon take place.

It will be for the best, I have a spiritomb pokebrid in the works, and the mating season will have quite a bit of nightmare fuel if the retcon does not take place.

Plus the ditto pokebrids and the.... bluh! Enough going into detail.

[Menarker]

AB:

Can Wilhelmina attack somehow through the fog after Renny's pokemon uses Flying type attacks? I'm asking despite the fact that Wilhelmina said she couldn't aim because...
A: She has to shoot through the fog to attempt to hit a target anyhow. She might as well attempt to hit someone while she is shooting at the "darkness" at the same time using a Flying type move to act as an additional defog.
B: Renny's pokemon would have "defogged" twice before her and thus remove the accuracy barrier as Harriette said.

"Unfortunately, we're screwed for the next phase," Harliette explained. "We can use Defog once to recover from the accuracy decrease the Fog of War brought us, but we won't know what we hit until after we've done our business."

Well, I could've sworn Rock-type was resistant to electric. Mostly because I haven't checked Bulbapedia in a while.

Remind me to punch Gamefreak or whoever makes Pokemon in the fucking balls for making Electric type stupid just to buff Ash's retarded little rat.

That's mainly because in the first generation, all the rock pokemons were dual-typed with ground type which IS immune to electric. The only way you could have found out then that rock was not immune was to use Aerodactyl against someone with an electric pokemon, thinking that rock was immune... only to be hit with a Super Effective attack, (WTF REACTION) like happened to me before. It wasn't until second generation when other pokemons that were rock type but not ground type came out (like Sudowoodo the pure rock type) that the truth was more known.

Of course, the fact that Ash's Pikachu could bolt Geodudes and Onixes and Rhydons at all (AIM FOR THE HORN!) is nothing short of retarded. ^^:


EDIT: On a side note, just want to say that the info that Pokebrids breeding create perfectly normal human children makes me happy. ^^

[Bard The 5th LW]

It makes me happen to.

But the breeding itself has potential to be far from natural.

VERY FAR!

REMOVE THESE THOUGHTS FROM MY HEAD!


Edit: There, an avatar to express my actions.

[Menarker]

I was talking about the sureness of them being unable to act. Flinch is a sure status compared to ones like paralysis. Sleep is also fairly sure for one turn as well, but those are rarer to find with decent accuracy.

Anyhow, I'll roll with it. BUT I still think that Shannon should not be the one paying rage. If we need to use Disco Dance later (Miyo is likely to come with minions and it's best to alternate between Pierce's Love-Tech and Moonlight Disco if we can), we don't want to have to be spending 3 rage rockets or several turns to do it. Harriette gains double rage, so she'll be ok paying for Matthias.

Rachel: Rage Rockets on Pierce and Impact.
Renny: Togekiss and Shaymin use Amplified Air Slash on target A and B. Defog effect. 60% and 70% chance of flinching respectively (Shaymin has flinch boosting item). Renny uses Serene Blessing. Renny pays 70 RPs to protect Togekiss and Shaymin. Harliette pays 70 RPs to protect herself and Matthias, Cecilia pays 35 RPs to protect Impact.
Wilhelmina: Piercing Shot on target C. Also pierces the fog in the process that's shielding the foes from our sight.
Moon: Lanturn to use Amplified STAB Discharge on C & D (backlash to hit Aria), Kingdra to use Amplified STAB Hydro Pump on D.
Charlotte: Buck to use Amplified STAB Fire Blast on D, Pike to use Amplified Thunder on D.
Harliette: Nidoqueen to use STAB Earthquake on slots C & D (backlash to hit Shaymin), Kangaskhan to use STAB Dizzy Punch on C. Harliette to use HV Shot on C.
Matthias: Amplified Psychic on C.
Pierce: Palkia to use Amplified STAB Spacial Rend on D, Aria to use Amplified STAB Thunder on C.
Impact: STAB HV Rifle on D.
Trainer Attacks: Pierce target C, Charlotte target C.

Formation:

[Matthias] [Buck] [Pike] [Bastiodon] [Kangaskhan] [Harliette] [Nidoqueen] [Shaymin] [Togekiss] [Palkia] [Aria] [Lanturn] [Kingdra] [Impact] [Special Attack Amplifier]

(Note that Renny gains equal rage when Pierce or Harliette get rage from injuries due to Togekiss being on the field with the appropriate item.)

Also, noticed that you had Earthquake as "amplified" when it is a physical attack, not special. The closest to Earthquake in power that is special is Earth Power.

EDIT: 0.o *Just saw AB's post...* God damnit, Mollesk!

Renny has "Magikarp Power" to put it eloquently.