Pokemon Umbral Theatre 26: Pierce Didn't Die, Big Whoop...

[Astral Harmony]

Honestly, as long as the plotline allows the remote possibility of Pierce getting laid, I doubt Dracorion would ever retire him. Silly Menarker should've known better.

Here's a clue, Menarker: until Pierce does in fact get Chizuru and Shizuka at the same time, Pierce isn't going to die. Why until then? Admit it. If Pierce did get those two at the same time, nothing else would ever compare. It'd only be downhill from that point. Drac wouldn't even want Pierce around anymore. He'd be too busy thinking about what awesome unspeakable sexual situation he could get Elizabeth or Sam into.

But I digress. It's time for the reason these threads are created that all true warriors strive for!



It does seem like characters get better and better as the generations pass, don't'cha think?



Not pictured: a Staryu that bounces around while rapidly changing colors.



The first time I saw them, I thought they were wearing chainmail. Maybe they learned the Team Rocket lesson where chainmail doesn't protect against Electric attacks.

But they don't look half-bad. Well, except for the horrible possibility of "hood hair."

Misty + Purple Hair = Outburst

I think this is the reason Ash never picked up any of the girls. They're all nucking futs.

[Dracorion]

You're kidding, right?

They look absolutely ridiculous.

Actually worse than the Team Plasma guys and their horrible bowl-cuts.

[Astral Harmony]

That is Team Plasma.

I dunno, maybe it's the lance and shield they're holding that makes me think they do a better job at looking tough and cool.

[Dracorion]

Team Galactic. I meant Team Galactic and their ridiculous bowl-cuts.

And also, I can already imagine so many ways to top Pierce getting Shizuka and Chizuru at the same time. One of them is Pierce getting Shizuka, Chizuru and Dinner at the same time.

And so on.

[Astral Harmony]

Yeah, but you'd better set your limits somewhere.

Dinner isn't a lover. More like an accidental "did I do that?" mass-murderer that could put Charlotte after several hits of angel dust to shame.

[Dracorion]

Irene, Sakuya, Discord, Rayne, Rayleen, Fujiko, Takano, all of the Hexagon Harem, Muon, Lola, Whitney, ad infinitum.

[Menarker]

Pierce would go out with a bang then with Dinner. :3

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Irene, Sakuya, Discord, Rayne, Rayleen, Fujiko, Takano, all of the Hexagon Harem, Muon, Lola, Whitney, ad infinitum.

I'll kill you before you even get beyond Chizuru and Shizuka if you try that shit. I'm already pretty motivated as is!

[Dracorion]

Psh.

It's not my fault you shot your load too early.

[Menarker]

The more open minded would think that it is indeed your fault if in-RP content has to be retroactively amended to fit your changes.

On a sidenote, I'm mostly done the database movesets. Would just need to give items and genders to them and then it's pretty much done.


AB: Later on, could we discuss how we're dealing with Sync Techs? I'm still confused by it all. (Even though my character doesn't and won't have one)

My immediate thought is to have Paradigm Shift be payable for 20 rage a round, but can only be bought once per battle. (So you can't just pay 20 rage every turn if your character is still alive. It would have to be sold as a set). Sync Techs would be usable outside of Paradigm Shift for a price appropriate to that skill's power. If used while during Paradigm shift, the cost is reduced by half or something like that.

[Dracorion]

What changes? Pierce was always going to live.

The only inconvenience was that you jumped the gun and started moving shit around before I got the rest of my post up.

I mean, you weren't really supposed to believe that I would kill the character I had spent so much time working on, endured so many arguments with you and Gem about. But then you did and got everyone else to buy it.

And then I couldn't resist keeping it up, even though I knew we were going to end up right here.

Because seriously, dude.