[truth] Every Jason Statham movie is a movie that should have also starred Liam Neeso

Magus · 12-21-2011, 12:38 PM

Literally every fucking one of them, so they could fight and/or team-up. Or both.

Like a scene where Liam Neeson drives a car into a dude and then Jason Statham leaps out of the skylight and dropkicks him into Liam Neeson's waiting fist 'cause Liam Neeson already jumped out of the car like a puma and was totally waiting for Statham to dropkick the dude into his fist because they are psychically linked.

Then they torture a dude for no reason after they already get the information they want because Neeson's daughter and Statham's son were both kidnapped by the bad guys and sold into sex slavery or human organ donation camps or whatever.

Also, throwing knives.

Everyone agrees with me, all that's left is for you to do so also:

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Originally Posted by Madatoms

I recently saw the movie, Taken, with Liam Neeson. If you're not familar, here's the plot: a badass Liam Neeson kicks bad guys' asses after they try to sell his daughter as a piece of ass. Needless to say, it's the best movie I've seen in a while.

While I watched Neeson's character bring down a gang of Albanian Human Traffickers with a platter of knuckle sandwiches, I realized something: this was essentially a Jason Statham movie, but starring an Oscar-caliber actor.

EDIT:

HOLY CRAP LIAM NEESON VERSUS A PACK OF WOLVES

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Originally Posted by IMDB

In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggle to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans are a pack of wolves who see them as intruders.

I feel so goddamn sorry for those wolves. They have no idea who they are trying to eat.

This movie will be so badass conservationists will faint just from watching the trailer.

Carade · 12-21-2011, 08:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfhgFFfXF_c

Holy shit. They made that into a film?

CABAL49 · 12-22-2011, 07:09 AM

Even...even down to the bottles strapped to his hands.

Ecks · 12-22-2011, 04:01 PM

Oh my God. Everything about this thread. Just subtract Jason Statham from the equation and land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!

TDK · 12-22-2011, 11:33 PM

Teaming up Liam Neeson and Jason Statham sounds like a recipe for EVERY SINGLE bad guy being punched in the fucking throat.

Like seriously both of these guys are just all about the throat punch.

On a related note, does anyone remember there was some Neeson movie that came out a while ago, seeing the trailer it looked just like Taken, so I was watching it thinking "Is this a sequel? Taken 2: Taken AGAIN!"

The Sevenshot Kid · 12-22-2011, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TDK

Teaming up Liam Neeson and Jason Statham sounds like a recipe for EVERY SINGLE bad guy being punched in the fucking throat.

Like seriously both of these guys are just all about the throat punch.

On a related note, does anyone remember there was some Neeson movie that came out a while ago, seeing the trailer it looked just like Taken, so I was watching it thinking "Is this a sequel? Taken 2: Taken AGAIN!"

Unknown.

Magus · 12-22-2011, 11:45 PM

They actually are going to make a Taken 2 now, though, as well, since Taken and Unknown have established that people are more than willing to watch Liam Neeson murder the shit out of people for 2 hours.

I came a little just now.

TDK · 12-23-2011, 12:16 AM

If they don't call it Taken 2: Taken Again and it doesn't just continue the adventures of the world's unluckiest teenage girl who gets kidnapped AGAIN and her dad has to throat-punch his way across Europe AGAIN, I will be sorely disappointed.

Seriously, idgaf what anyone says, "Taken 2: Taken AGAIN" is the best name for this movie ever.

Magus · 12-23-2011, 12:43 AM

What if his ex-wife gets kidnapped this time?

Taken 2: Taken Too.

TDK · 12-23-2011, 12:46 AM

Also acceptable.

12-22-2011, 11:45 PM	#7
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	They actually are going to make a Taken 2 now, though, as well, since Taken and Unknown have established that people are more than willing to watch Liam Neeson murder the shit out of people for 2 hours. I came a little just now. __________________ The Valiant Review

12-23-2011, 12:43 AM	#9
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	What if his ex-wife gets kidnapped this time? Taken 2: Taken Too. __________________ The Valiant Review

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12-21-2011, 08:56 PM	#2
Carade DO THE D-A-N-C-E Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 118	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfhgFFfXF_c Holy shit. They made that into a film?

12-22-2011, 07:09 AM	#3
CABAL49 Not bad. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Senatus Populusque Americanus Posts: 1,584	Even...even down to the bottles strapped to his hands.

12-22-2011, 11:33 PM	#5
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	Teaming up Liam Neeson and Jason Statham sounds like a recipe for EVERY SINGLE bad guy being punched in the fucking throat. Like seriously both of these guys are just all about the throat punch. On a related note, does anyone remember there was some Neeson movie that came out a while ago, seeing the trailer it looked just like Taken, so I was watching it thinking "Is this a sequel? Taken 2: Taken AGAIN!"

12-23-2011, 12:16 AM	#8
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	If they don't call it Taken 2: Taken Again and it doesn't just continue the adventures of the world's unluckiest teenage girl who gets kidnapped AGAIN and her dad has to throat-punch his way across Europe AGAIN, I will be sorely disappointed. Seriously, idgaf what anyone says, "Taken 2: Taken AGAIN" is the best name for this movie ever.

12-23-2011, 12:46 AM	#10
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	Also acceptable.