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Unread 04-06-2012, 12:36 PM   #1
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My friends and I like to get together once in a while for what we affectionately call "Shitty Movie Night". We have a sort of contest going in which each of us tries to submit the most horrible movies possible so we can get drunk and make fun of them while claiming some sort of "win" for finding something indisputably atrocious.

So I thought it might be fun to let you guys take part, so to speak, by offering your own submissions.

So far I've only participated in this once, I brought The Gingerdead Man.
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Unread 04-06-2012, 01:00 PM   #2
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Bring Blue Streak next time



God, Blue Streak sucks....

Or if you really going for bad bad bad movies you can just bring National Security



I guess my point is Martin Lawrence is in a lot of terrible movies.
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Unread 04-06-2012, 01:28 PM   #3
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Unread 04-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #4
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The most horrible movie possible is and will probably always be Meet the Spartans.

Agony Booth put it best I think. It's a movie you should't watch even if you like watching bad movies. Because it's not bad, it's just. . .not. It's the cinematic equivalent of a late-stage Alzheimer's patient, except its feeble grasping for familiarity, those random spasms towards recognition and thought and meaning, are supposed to pass for jokes.

If you're looking for a legitimately, offensively, actively horrible movie a step beyond the merely laughably bad it's a guaranteed winner. But I still recommend not watching it. It's 70+ minutes of your life you'll never get back.
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The National Treasure movies were Nick Cage movies so there quality is given, but the sequel was just the worst. I think there was a book that apparently had all the governments secrets in it, a city of gold under Mount Rushmore, and Cage's great grandpa apparently involved in a conspiracy to kill Lincoln. The whole movie presented it as though any of these details had any sort of connection to one another.
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Unread 04-06-2012, 02:08 PM   #10
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Starship Troopers 3. Like I was able to enjoy the first one in a turn your brain off action movie sense, but the third one is not only meh on the action front, even the co-ed shower scene manages to be almost boring and then there's this entire trite religion subplot going throughout and just... UGH!
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