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Unread 04-24-2012, 05:52 PM   #1
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When you were a kid, there were all sorts of great movies; Small Soldiers, Masterminds, Home Alone, and Hook, and Labyrinth, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Gremlins, Ghostbusters and Willow.

But what video had magic board games? FUCKING JUMANJI!



It's got man eating plants and giant bugs and rain indoors...



...And Robin Williams back when he wasn't a bear!



Remember? Remember the awesome? If Michael Bay spent less time ruining Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, we could get a kickass Jumanji remakle that kids today so desperately need:



You could watch Zathura, or Zarathustra or whatever, but that's for lame people who like lame things like lameness.
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Unread 04-24-2012, 06:07 PM   #2
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And you better believe that shit came with a tie-in.
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Jumanji was just glorified snakes and ladders. Zathura took skill and was the superior game.
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I've learned years ago to pretty much reverse whatever Smarty said about a piece of media and that's the correct opinion.
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And at least Zathura didn't have Kristen Stewart trying to act.
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I found it hard to take Zathura seriously for having the smallest cast of any movie ever.
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I have never seen the Andy Warhol classic, Taylor Mead's Ass.
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I found it hard to take Zathura seriously for having the smallest cast of any movie ever.
I personally can't take either movie seriously.
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I personally can't take either movie seriously.
Taylor Mead's Ass is a masterpiece of avant garde cinema, you uncultured swine.
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No its not. Andy Warhol's films are all shitterrible and I've sat through fucking Empire.
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