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Unread 11-12-2007, 11:22 AM   #1
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Default LoJ's totally badass hardcore advice thread that is better the the other 2

Ask away, and I shall respond with the best info I can, or maybe I'll just make you feel bad. I dont know yet.
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Unread 11-12-2007, 02:42 PM   #2
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Why do you people keep making these?
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Unread 11-12-2007, 02:43 PM   #3
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How many more fucking advice columns are we going to have here? And how do I make it stop?

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Unread 11-12-2007, 02:47 PM   #4
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I think it has something to do with boredom and what I call the "Hollywood Effect". The "Hollywood Effect" is where there is one semi-original idea, its shows moderate success, and then everyone tries to cash in on it. That of course kills it for everyone, forever, and enforces poor movie making as a form of profit garnering. What is your opinion on my "Hollywood Effect", LoJ?
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Unread 11-12-2007, 03:13 PM   #5
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Advice colum 3: This time it's personal!

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Unread 11-12-2007, 05:12 PM   #6
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To POS: That's what she said

To Bananarama: See above

To Demetrius: Yes Dem, I believe it is the Hollywood effect. I was bored, and felt like doing something to garner praise. Also, all the cool kids are doing it, and I wanna fit in
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Unread 11-12-2007, 07:46 PM   #7
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Ask away, and I shall respond with the best info I can, or maybe I'll just make you feel bad. I dont know yet.
(1) Should I ever be PLASTERED again and dared to take 3 male enhancement pills with a screwdriver?
(2) If my girlfriend says that drifting and gripping in a touge is scary and dangerous, should I not still do it anyway just to piss her off?
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Unread 11-12-2007, 08:00 PM   #8
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Man, you don't even have super cool font. How could this ever suceed?
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Unread 11-12-2007, 09:22 PM   #9
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To Xaeta: Just stab someone in the temple with a screw driver and give your girlfriend male enhancement pills. It'll totally be awesome, I swear.

To 42: It succeeds cause yer mom is sexually frustrated.
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Unread 11-12-2007, 09:28 PM   #10
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LoJ, a screw driver is vodka and orange juice...
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