Valve Mafia - "You are all incompetent cowards!"

**Revising Ocelot** · 05-22-2012, 06:12 AM

"Miss Pauling!"

"Um, yes?"

"I thought you had told Isaac to stop messing around with that teleporter. He shouldn't even be in this universe!"

"I did. But you know what these professor types are like..."

"Quite. Well, it looks like he's parked himself in the middle of Well again. And this time, he's brought company!"

"Ever since he created that second rift in time and space, I've been monitoring him closely. I'm pretty sure he didn't do this one deliberately or through a typically absent-minded 'accident'. This isn't his style.

"Sabotage, then."

"Indeed. I think I've got a lead on the perpetrators, and I believe they are-"

"Yes, I already know who. I'm far too busy to deal with it right now, though. Moscow are threatening to launch some nukes at Washington in 15 minutes, there's yet another zombie outbreak due to strike Rome straight afterwards, and I have lunch with Mr Hale in half an hour."

"Ah. Highly dangerous."

"Yes, he brought a cougar last time. Anyway, you know the drill. Let them fight amongst themselves until one side or another is dead, I don't care who. Both sides, ideally. You can even dress the... 'extras' up in some of the spare RED and BLU costumes, I'm sure they'll love that. Now, I need to redirect these launch codes to aim at Madagascar. We'll see who really 'shuts down everything' around here."

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RED vs. BLU! It is Day 1 and the map is cp_well for approximately 72 hours.

Anticitizen Roster
1. Moogle
~~2. Inbred Chocobo~~, BLU Roleblocker - Thrown Into A Pit, Day 2
~~3. Geminex~~ - Headshot, Night 2
~~4. Bard The 5th LW~~ - Backstabbed, Night 2
~~5. rpgdemon~~ - Headshot, Night 3
6. Sifright
~~7. Aldurin~~ - Headshot, Night 3
~~8. Arhra~~ - Incinerated, Night 1
~~9. Oron~~ - Ludicrously Gibbed, Night 1
10. Ryong
~~11. Fenris~~ - Oxygen-Starved, Night 2
~~12. Masked Jedi~~, BLU Bodyguard - Saxton Punched, Day 2
13. Gregness
14. Rhiya Ravenwing
15. BahamutFlare
16. Ecks
~~17. greed~~ - Oxygen-Starved, Night 3
~~18. Mr. Bookworm~~ - Torn Apart by Ravenous Horde of Infected, Night 1

All votes must be in this format:

Vote: Revolving Ocelot
or
Unvote: Revolving Ocelot

It takes 10 votes to lynch. Let's settle this like gentlemen.

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Sifright · 05-22-2012, 06:17 AM

Vote:Revolving Ocelot

I'm not sure I like the fact that we can only vote for you RO, but i'm willing to try it out.

Sifright · 05-22-2012, 07:11 AM

Unvote:Revolving Ocelot

Vote:Fenris

That dude is always fucking mafia. ALWAYS. I swear to god it's the rule of NPF mafia that fenris has to be mafia.

Mr.Bookworm · 05-22-2012, 07:11 AM

On the basis of "whoever looks funny", I have selected my first sacrifice.

Vote: Ryong

Ryong · 05-22-2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

On the basis of "whoever looks funny", I have selected my first sacrifice.

Vote: Ryong

Words hurt.

I was tempted to vote for Fenris because dude is going to kill everyone but

Vote:Mr.Bookworm

because of first day shenanigans.

Gregness · 05-22-2012, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex

Mmmhp mmmph mmmh mmmph hudda huh!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BahamutFlare

Please tell me Gem isn't limited to only pictures/videos. Is he bound or gagged?

I'm so tempted to vote Fenris because dang that seems like it is always the case.

Is Arhra Glados? Would Glados even be in this game?

There's really very few things you need to say in a mafia game that a well timed flamethrower blast wouldn't get across just as effectively.

And as for Ahra, the thread is called Valve mafia, not TF2 mafia so I don't see any reason to constrain our possibilities.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryong

Words hurt.

I was tempted to vote for Fenris because dude is going to kill everyone but

Vote:Mr.Bookworm

because of first day shenanigans.

Hey, man, day one never changes.

Inbred Chocobo · 05-22-2012, 08:22 AM

Vote: Nikose

Arhra · 05-22-2012, 08:50 AM

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the test subjects here will lynch you. Try to avoid them.

As a collaboration facilitator, it is required that I encourage maximum test subject participation in this collaborative colour discrimination test.

Vote: Oron, you dangerous mute lunatic

Nikose Tyris · 05-22-2012, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inbred Chocobo

Vote: Nikose

VOTE: INBRED CHOCOBO

Oron · 05-22-2012, 09:57 AM

Wait, isn't the Sniper from Australia?

There must be a connection between Ahra and the Sniper! Cover your heads, people.

05-22-2012, 06:12 AM	#1
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Valve Mafia - "You are all incompetent cowards!" "Miss Pauling!" "Um, yes?" "I thought you had told Isaac to stop messing around with that teleporter. He shouldn't even be in this universe!" "I did. But you know what these professor types are like..." "Quite. Well, it looks like he's parked himself in the middle of Well again. And this time, he's brought company!" "Ever since he created that second rift in time and space, I've been monitoring him closely. I'm pretty sure he didn't do this one deliberately or through a typically absent-minded 'accident'. This isn't his style. "Sabotage, then." "Indeed. I think I've got a lead on the perpetrators, and I believe they are-" "Yes, I already know who. I'm far too busy to deal with it right now, though. Moscow are threatening to launch some nukes at Washington in 15 minutes, there's yet another zombie outbreak due to strike Rome straight afterwards, and I have lunch with Mr Hale in half an hour." "Ah. Highly dangerous." "Yes, he brought a cougar last time. Anyway, you know the drill. Let them fight amongst themselves until one side or another is dead, I don't care who. Both sides, ideally. You can even dress the... 'extras' up in some of the spare RED and BLU costumes, I'm sure they'll love that. Now, I need to redirect these launch codes to aim at Madagascar. We'll see who really 'shuts down everything' around here." =========== RED vs. BLU! It is Day 1 and the map is cp_well for approximately 72 hours. Anticitizen Roster 1. Moogle ~~2. Inbred Chocobo~~, BLU Roleblocker - Thrown Into A Pit, Day 2 ~~3. Geminex~~ - Headshot, Night 2 ~~4. Bard The 5th LW~~ - Backstabbed, Night 2 ~~5. rpgdemon~~ - Headshot, Night 3 6. Sifright ~~7. Aldurin~~ - Headshot, Night 3 ~~8. Arhra~~ - Incinerated, Night 1 ~~9. Oron~~ - Ludicrously Gibbed, Night 1 10. Ryong ~~11. Fenris~~ - Oxygen-Starved, Night 2 ~~12. Masked Jedi~~, BLU Bodyguard - Saxton Punched, Day 2 13. Gregness 14. Rhiya Ravenwing 15. BahamutFlare 16. Ecks ~~17. greed~~ - Oxygen-Starved, Night 3 ~~18. Mr. Bookworm~~ - Torn Apart by Ravenous Horde of Infected, Night 1 All votes must be in this format: Vote: Revolving Ocelot or Unvote: Revolving Ocelot It takes 10 votes to lynch. Let's settle this like gentlemen. =========== __________________ magic sucks Last edited by Revising Ocelot; 06-02-2012 at 07:34 PM.

05-22-2012, 06:17 AM	#2
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	Vote:Revolving Ocelot I'm not sure I like the fact that we can only vote for you RO, but i'm willing to try it out. __________________ Orgies of country consuming violence

05-22-2012, 07:11 AM	#3
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	Unvote:Revolving Ocelot Vote:Fenris That dude is always fucking mafia. ALWAYS. I swear to god it's the rule of NPF mafia that fenris has to be mafia. __________________ Orgies of country consuming violence

05-22-2012, 07:11 AM	#4
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	No, seriously, his face kind of looks weird. Lumpy, really. On the basis of "whoever looks funny", I have selected my first sacrifice. Vote: Ryong

05-22-2012, 08:50 AM	#8
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the test subjects here will lynch you. Try to avoid them. As a collaboration facilitator, it is required that I encourage maximum test subject participation in this collaborative colour discrimination test. Vote: Oron, you dangerous mute lunatic __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

05-22-2012, 08:22 AM	#7
Inbred Chocobo Bitches love the crown Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In my happy place! Posts: 3,264	Vote: Nikose

05-22-2012, 09:57 AM	#10
Oron Curious Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 208	Wait, isn't the Sniper from Australia? There must be a connection between Ahra and the Sniper! Cover your heads, people. __________________ Sneaking around the forums to read your posts.