whats your favorite gta quote?

ZERO. · 08-20-2005, 12:50 AM

mine is the one in my signature.

Mirai Gen · 08-20-2005, 02:51 AM

From GTA Vice City:
"So you work for my father now?"
"Maybe."
"That mean I can put my hand in your lap?"
"...maybe."

Excelsior! · 08-20-2005, 03:17 AM

From Vice City:
"My mother's my sister!"

Bob The Mercenary · 08-20-2005, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excelsior!

From Vice City:
"My mother's my sister!"

You took mine, dammit!

I also think pretty much everything Fernando Martinez said on Chatterbox in GTA 3 was awesome. Or everything on Chatterbox, for that matter.

Go here and scroll to the two or three Fernando segments.

Melfice · 08-20-2005, 05:21 AM

Vice City:
Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bysexuals, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

San Andreas:
Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kendl and Sweet: Shut up Carl!
____________
Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!
____________
[while watching government agents loading cargo on an airplane]
Mike Toreno: These guys think they can help the 'overseas situation' by financing militaristic dictators in exchange for arms and contracts.
Carl Johnson: Hey, ain't that exactly what you do?
Mike Toreno: Well, kind of, but we get to pick our dictators.

These are pretty good, in my opinion.

Pink_Mage · 08-20-2005, 12:52 PM

San Andreas:

Would you like to come in for some coffee?

Sorry, it had to be said.

ZERO. · 08-20-2005, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink_Mage

San Andreas:

Would you like to come in for some coffee?

Sorry, it had to be said.

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Lockeownzj00 · 08-20-2005, 10:21 PM

I actually "mathematically" (so to speak) figured out how to make someone's mother also their sister a while ago. I'll think it up again, if anyone would care to ;P

ZERO. · 08-20-2005, 10:49 PM

go for it dude im curious.

Lockeownzj00 · 08-20-2005, 11:30 PM

~~
Mother-+-Father
=
Daughter
~~

Daughter has sex with father, and has a son.

~~
Mother-+-Father
=________|
Daughter--+---= Son
~~

Therefore, your technical biological sister is also your mother--now, how the mother and family react to this is an entirely different story.

08-20-2005, 12:50 AM	#1
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08-20-2005, 02:51 AM	#2
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	From GTA Vice City: "So you work for my father now?" "Maybe." "That mean I can put my hand in your lap?" "...maybe." __________________

08-20-2005, 03:17 AM	#3
Excelsior! Won't you believe it? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: School. Posts: 165	From Vice City: "My mother's my sister!" __________________ It's just my luck. .... No recess!

08-20-2005, 10:49 PM	#9
ZERO. Geek/Nerd extraordinaire Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my computer. Posts: 691	go for it dude im curious. __________________ p\|_\|7 \|_\|R h4\|\\|d 0\|\\| 4 H07 570\/3 Ph0R 4 \|\/\|I\|\\|\|_\|73, 4\|\\|D i7 533\|\/\|Z lIk3 4\|\\| h0\|_\|R. 5I7 \/\/I7h 4 pr377y GiRl Ph0r 4\|\\| h0\|_\|r, 4\|\\|D I7 533\|\/\|Z Lik3 4 \|\/\|i\|\\|\|_\|73. 7h47'Z r3l47i\/i7y. Albert Einstein leetified.

08-20-2005, 12:52 PM	#6
Pink_Mage Goomba Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Currently homeless. Wil danz fr gil Posts: 17	San Andreas: Would you like to come in for some coffee? Sorry, it had to be said.