Your Dream Job.

Hatake Kakashi · 08-25-2006, 03:26 AM

So while performing my usual meaningless tasks at my job today, I pondered about the career plans gone awry over my lifetime and tried to figure out exactly where/what my dream job would be, and why... I came up with a few answers:

1) Pilot: I would like to get a job where I get paid to see the world. I found that I love to travel, and get stir-crazy rather easily when I remain in one place for more than 6 months or so...

2) Hotel/Travel Consultant: Once again, with the travel thing, only this time, getting paid to sample hotels and services all over the world, and reporting my findings. Who wouldn't want this job?

Also, I determined that a job where I would get paid to receive oral sex would be awesome as well... I suggested a "Head Receiver" position to my boss, who was amused, but didn't seem to take me seriously... hmm.

One can dream, I guess... what would you want to do?

**Satan's Onion** · 08-25-2006, 04:13 AM

I think I wouldn't mind being the object of worship for a cult. You can bum money off your worshipers, make them carry you around and get stuff for you when you don't wanna get up, and you're pretty much guaranteed to get laid at some point.

Whale Biologist · 08-25-2006, 10:00 AM

Right now, I design multi-million dollar resorts and residences... and I'll never be able to afford to live in any of them. I'd rather be a published (and perhaps wealthy? Yes!) author, or a licensed architect.

Long-Haired Narcissist · 08-25-2006, 12:12 PM

I want to be in the music industry doing something like scouting or PR.

Living Bobbeh · 08-25-2006, 12:46 PM

I want to be a talk radio presenter on a slightly larger than local radio station.

TheSpacePope · 08-25-2006, 04:39 PM

My dream job?
1.Get paid to roll ciggarettes/joints/etc. (Not that I condone smoking them, or would offer my services to anyone not actively seeking them, I just love rolling ciggarettes, or anyting for that matter, there is something very calming about rollling something up in paper.) (As a side note, I also love to wrap presents.)
2. Get paid to get laid.
As Kanye West once said, before he went nutso...
"I don't know what's better, getting paid or getting laid, I just know that when I'm getting one the others getting away."

8-Bit Idiot · 08-25-2006, 04:55 PM

Mattress tester. There, I said it!

Roy_D_Mylote · 08-25-2006, 10:53 PM

I would like to write comic books. But of course, my work would be harshly critisized. But that's okay. It's not for them. What I mean is, I'd kill Wolverine in my first ever issue.

Even if I was writing The Flash, I'd find a way, dammit.

If not a comic writer, then a writer of some other type, and if not that, a naval captain.

Nikose Tyris · 08-25-2006, 11:30 PM

Dream Job: Successful writer.

More likely Job that I will get and enjoy: Computer Maintance and support.

Azisien · 08-25-2006, 11:56 PM

Dream jobs off the top of my head:

1) Astronaut (especially interplanetary, how many people could claim they've been to Mars...)

2) Writer (not a very secure profession, more specifically I'd love to write for Wizards of the Coast on d20 stuff, but I love writing fiction as well)

3) Teacher (Moderate salary potential, great benefits, tons of vacation, early retirement, making a difference in people's lives, and hey, this career path is still open to me, and the world will always need teachers) [at least it will until someone here at NPF figures out how to blow up the Sun]

EDIT: SpacePope, you should be a Crepe roller. I like crepes! :P

08-25-2006, 04:13 AM	#2
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	I think I wouldn't mind being the object of worship for a cult. You can bum money off your worshipers, make them carry you around and get stuff for you when you don't wanna get up, and you're pretty much guaranteed to get laid at some point. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

08-25-2006, 12:46 PM	#5
Living Bobbeh That's NumberWang! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Twenty X'DY six! Posts: 1,127	I want to be a talk radio presenter on a slightly larger than local radio station. __________________ Be confident, Wear a Cape!

08-25-2006, 04:39 PM	#6
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	My dream job? 1.Get paid to roll ciggarettes/joints/etc. (Not that I condone smoking them, or would offer my services to anyone not actively seeking them, I just love rolling ciggarettes, or anyting for that matter, there is something very calming about rollling something up in paper.) (As a side note, I also love to wrap presents.) 2. Get paid to get laid. As Kanye West once said, before he went nutso... "I don't know what's better, getting paid or getting laid, I just know that when I'm getting one the others getting away." __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

08-25-2006, 10:53 PM	#8
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	I would like to write comic books. But of course, my work would be harshly critisized. But that's okay. It's not for them. What I mean is, I'd kill Wolverine in my first ever issue. Even if I was writing The Flash, I'd find a way, dammit. If not a comic writer, then a writer of some other type, and if not that, a naval captain. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

08-25-2006, 10:00 AM	#3
Whale Biologist Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wibble Posts: 305	Right now, I design multi-million dollar resorts and residences... and I'll never be able to afford to live in any of them. I'd rather be a published (and perhaps wealthy? Yes!) author, or a licensed architect.

08-25-2006, 04:55 PM	#7
8-Bit Idiot CHAINGUNS OF DOOM!!!! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 150	Mattress tester. There, I said it!

08-25-2006, 11:56 PM	#10
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Dream jobs off the top of my head: 1) Astronaut (especially interplanetary, how many people could claim they've been to Mars...) 2) Writer (not a very secure profession, more specifically I'd love to write for Wizards of the Coast on d20 stuff, but I love writing fiction as well) 3) Teacher (Moderate salary potential, great benefits, tons of vacation, early retirement, making a difference in people's lives, and hey, this career path is still open to me, and the world will always need teachers) [at least it will until someone here at NPF figures out how to blow up the Sun] EDIT: SpacePope, you should be a Crepe roller. I like crepes! :P