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Unread 09-18-2006, 10:46 PM   #1
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Last night I had to take two drunk friends home. The entire forty minute trip my best friend had on some of the most emo shit I've ever heard. Not only that but they suck at singing and that was exactly what they were doing while the songs were playing. I could swear my ears started bleeding after a few minutes of listening to that.

Now what tortures y'all?
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Unread 09-18-2006, 11:02 PM   #2
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Typical residents of Alabama. Typical residents of Alabama that decide to shop at Walmart. Typical residents of Alabama that decide to shop at my Walmart.

Typical goddamn residents of Alabama that decide to shop at MY Walmart, during my few hours of day in this crappy part time job, that come JUST to antagonize and annoy me, slowdown what stocking I may be doing and then BITCH TO THE MANAGER that I didn't do every little thing they COMMANDED me to do.

In short: Assholes.
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Unread 09-18-2006, 11:07 PM   #3
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Unread 09-18-2006, 11:08 PM   #4
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Typical residents of Alabama. Typical residents of Alabama that decide to shop at Walmart. Typical residents of Alabama that decide to shop at my Walmart.

Typical goddamn residents of Alabama that decide to shop at MY Walmart, during my few hours of day in this crappy part time job, that come JUST to antagonize and annoy me, slowdown what stocking I may be doing and then BITCH TO THE MANAGER that I didn't do every little thing they COMMANDED me to do.

In short: Assholes.
Change all of that to typical customer at my McDonald's, and you have a winner.

In short? Attending customers is fucking hell.
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Unread 09-27-2006, 01:51 AM   #5
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Change all of that to typical customer at my McDonald's, and you have a winner.

In short? Attending customers is fucking hell.
See, I work in a store, but I don't work for the store. I can pass off shitty customers onto an associate and just laugh while they aren't looking. I love being me.

Actually, I do still have to deal with the dumbasses occassionally. Christ, one time this woman wanted dog food with NO carbs. She was absolutely adamant about the fact that the food had to have absolutely no carbohydrates whatsoever in it, no matter how much I explained to her that her dog needs them. Finally, I told her that a vet clinic might have some, so that she could go to the vet and THEY could tell her off.

It's very rare that I actually have to explain to someone what carbs are for.

Edit: Of course, working in a call centre for a shitty phone company pretty much tops all crappy customer service jobs. The people who call have got nothing but time (despite the fact that they constantly say they're in a rush), and complaints. There's usually absolutely nothing you can do for them, no way you can get away from them, and you might as well always have a manager standing over your shoulder making sure you follow the exact letter of the rules so that customers can't be helped, yet getting upset when you don't help them. I would have my life threatened five or six times a day. Literally.

I've worked a lot of shitty jobs, but I will let myself starve to death before I work in a call centre again. I think it's the management there that really got to me though. And the fact that we were horrifically understaffed. It's hard to blame the customers, because most of them are just being jerked around by the companies.

It's funny, because there's very little you can do to actually help customers, but if your average handle time for calls is over 360 or so seconds, you'll have managers all over you wondering why you can't get people off the phones faster.

Also: "The French are cowards" jokes. Come on people, they surrendered when there was no way to win. That was sixty years ago. GET SOME NEW FUCKING MATERIAL ALREADY!

Yes "France surrenders" was funny the first time I heard a joke about it. But Christ, people just won't stop beating the god damned horse.
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Unread 09-18-2006, 11:24 PM   #6
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Typical residents of Alabama. Typical residents of Alabama that decide to shop at Walmart. Typical residents of Alabama that decide to shop at my Walmart.

Typical goddamn residents of Alabama that decide to shop at MY Walmart, during my few hours of day in this crappy part time job, that come JUST to antagonize and annoy me, slowdown what stocking I may be doing and then BITCH TO THE MANAGER that I didn't do every little thing they COMMANDED me to do.

In short: Assholes.
I know exactly how you feel, I was a cartpusher at Walmart for three months. After two months of working there, I simply lost the remaining faith in humanity that I had.
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Unread 09-26-2006, 04:12 PM   #7
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Edit: And joking aside, chavs. (For you lucky american bastards who don't know what a chav is, click here
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Unread 09-26-2006, 07:13 PM   #8
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Stupid comments by smart people. It is enough to hurt my brain.
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Unread 09-18-2006, 11:13 PM   #9
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Stupid people and emo music.

More to the point, stupid people and emo music that find something in this god-awful music that they relate to, then feel the need to tell me all about this little self realization.

Wile i'm on the subject, I don't know about you, but im tired of hearing some dude bitch about life when his net worth is about a few million.
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Unread 09-18-2006, 11:17 PM   #10
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What the dude above said.

That and 10 year old people on xbox live that think they are the super ganster.
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