You Got Served: The messageboard.

02-17-2004, 04:06 PM

I'm such a retard. I actually looked at the IMDB message boards. Not only did I look at them, I looked at the You Got Served message board. What a fool I was.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365957/board/nest/5931910

Don't read the whole thing. Your brain will explode.

Note: This isn't satire. It's painfully, painfully stupid.

PS:

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Originally Posted by "Someone with a broken keyboard"

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Outbounder · 02-17-2004, 04:09 PM

Are these real people? What's a B-Boy?

Atronflame · 02-17-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Outbounder

Are these real people? What's a B-Boy?

Its like... hip-hop speak for a Breakdancer. Something like that. I only wish I could tell you what the rest of the crap on there means. XD

02-17-2004, 04:21 PM

S-Boog "I'd own yo ass in a dance off. Youd be all crine an sh!t, like "I sorry I cant brake it down, dawg!!!"

Jeebus. I pity anyone who has talk to this person in real life.

Meister · 02-17-2004, 04:31 PM

Well, what do you expect on the message board for the imdb "Worst Movie Ever"? I mean, it was declared worse than Manos: Hands Of Fate by the imdb members, and considering it came out this (or last) year and Manos in 1966, that says a lot.

(... what were you doing there anyway...?)

imdb message boards are no good place to post in. Way too many people. And, uh, reading over this I apologize if I come over grumpy. All in good fun, be assured

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02-17-2004, 04:40 PM

Someone once pointed something out to me.

"Also, I just did a quick analysis of the bottom fifty or so movies of all time, and noticed the following little factoids:

There are 2 Shaq movies, 2 Hulk Hogan movies, 3 Police Academy movies, 2 Power Rangers movies, at least seven where the principal "talent" is a singer (9 if you count Shaq, which I don't), 15 were remakes, sequels, or spin offs, three are SNL movies, 18 were made in the past 6 years, and the only ones on the list that weren't made in the past twenty years or so were all MST3K movies.

Bottom line, I think it's just about time for that big earthquake that sends Hollywood floating into the sea. No offense, to anyone who lives there, but I think that part of Cali needs to be an island."

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 02-17-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Wind-Up Bird

Bottom line, I think it's just about time for that big earthquake that sends Hollywood floating into the sea. No offense, to anyone who lives there, but I think that part of Cali needs to be an island."

no, i think too many people would live through that, and if people and buildings are left in tact, then they'll rebuild and continue producing bad movies. we need something more severe than that, like the threat of an Ion Cannon strike on a producer's office everytime they release an apaling movie.

Forever Zero · 02-17-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by A voice of reason on that horrible, horrible message board

the fanbase of this movie has a combined IQ of 3

Truer words have never been spoken. I don't think I coud have taken another second of that without my head imploding from the sheer unending flow of stupidity from that page. I think I may be dumber just for having known that page exists. If it hadn't been for about two or three posts that mocked this movie and those that posted on that message board, I would have officially lost my faith in humanity that people like that could exist unchecked and unmocked for their mindless drivel.

02-20-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Forever Zero

If it hadn't been for about two or three posts that mocked this movie and those that posted on that message board, I would have officially lost my faith in humanity that people like that could exist unchecked and unmocked for their mindless drivel.

Well after seeing the new Peter Pan movie with my little cousin, THATS aboutt the time I lost my faith in the human race.

synkr0nized · 02-20-2004, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SomethingWorthless

Well after seeing the new Peter Pan movie with my little cousin, THATS aboutt the time I lost my faith in the human race.

You had faith to begin with?
No, I'm serious...

Haha, you'll never know what I originally typed here.

02-17-2004, 04:09 PM	#2
Outbounder Legendary Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Missouri Posts: 785	Are these real people? What's a B-Boy? __________________ "The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, inhibit clarity, and obscure poor reasoning." - Calvin and Hobbes "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. " - Pablo Picasso

02-17-2004, 04:31 PM	#5
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Well, what do you expect on the message board for the imdb "Worst Movie Ever"? I mean, it was declared worse than Manos: Hands Of Fate by the imdb members, and considering it came out this (or last) year and Manos in 1966, that says a lot. (... what were you doing there anyway...?) imdb message boards are no good place to post in. Way too many people. And, uh, reading over this I apologize if I come over grumpy. All in good fun, be assured . Last edited by Meister; 02-17-2004 at 04:32 PM. Reason: What's a massage beard?

02-17-2004, 04:21 PM	#4
Sakae Guest Posts: n/a	S-Boog "I'd own yo ass in a dance off. Youd be all crine an sh!t, like "I sorry I cant brake it down, dawg!!!" Jeebus. I pity anyone who has talk to this person in real life.

02-17-2004, 04:40 PM	#6
Mr. Wind-Up Bird Guest Posts: n/a	Someone once pointed something out to me. "Also, I just did a quick analysis of the bottom fifty or so movies of all time, and noticed the following little factoids: There are 2 Shaq movies, 2 Hulk Hogan movies, 3 Police Academy movies, 2 Power Rangers movies, at least seven where the principal "talent" is a singer (9 if you count Shaq, which I don't), 15 were remakes, sequels, or spin offs, three are SNL movies, 18 were made in the past 6 years, and the only ones on the list that weren't made in the past twenty years or so were all MST3K movies. Bottom line, I think it's just about time for that big earthquake that sends Hollywood floating into the sea. No offense, to anyone who lives there, but I think that part of Cali needs to be an island."