I hate pants. also showering.

[Torque]

Let's see, I tripped on my pant legs getting into them this morning, stepped on my cat because of it, and then jammed my big toe on my left foot into the corner of my bed, and nearly ripped the toenail off.
THEN later on while getting my pants OFF I nearly tore off what was LEFT of my toenail, then slipped on the shower mat in the bottom of my tub, and wanged my other foot, and knee.
I got soap in my eye, cut myself shaving, and forgot my towel in the linen closet, and had to drip dry, cold and damp.

I hate pants, and bathing offends me!
Who's with me?!

[Eltargrim]

I can quite heartily agree with you on the pants front, at least in the warm months.

But hygiene is a necessary component of life, man! For the love of those around you, shower!

[PraetorZorak]

Er, with that bathing thing, I don't know if anyone would stand with you, or near you.


And it sounds like a day that you should have immediately crawled back into bed and hid from the world until tomorrow.

[bluestarultor]

Universal solution to both problems:

Take a bath instead and get those huge pants. You know, the ones popular ten years ago where you could cut off each leg and give it to a girl to wear as a dress. No more stepping on soap, no more contact whatsoever with your legs and feet.

[Torque]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Universal solution to both problems:

Take a bath instead and get those huge pants. You know, the ones popular ten years ago where you could cut off each leg and give it to a girl to wear as a dress. No more stepping on soap, no more contact whatsoever with your legs and feet.

I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your news letter.
Also, I'm not suggesting that I shouldn't bathe... Good lord no.. What I AM suggesting is that someone, somewhere, needs to develop a less pain in the ass way of getting clean without all the hassle of water, soap, and standing on slippery things that are just looking for an excuse to kill you.

edit:

Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion

Well... FINE!! Be all Dry and Naked! See if I Care! Humph!

are you coming on to me........? lol. cuz if you're a chick I find that hot, and if you're a non-chick I find that moderately worrisome, and request you not think about me naked anymore.
Thinking about me in like, boxers or something is cool tho.. You know.. I'm cool with that whole thing.. It's the new millenium, I can dig it. Or am I down with it? Something like that.

[Bells]

Originally Posted by Torque

are you coming on to me........? lol. cuz if you're a chick I find that hot, and if you're a non-chick I find that moderately worrisome, and request you not think about me naked anymore.
Thinking about me in like, boxers or something is cool tho.. You know.. I'm cool with that whole thing.. It's the new millenium, I can dig it. Or am I down with it? Something like that.

I was thinking of you with a rudimentary wrap made of Squirrels and Chinchilas dyed on Melon-green and a pinkish-orange concotaion repesctivly, both feet on mud, on a plain in spain with a Foyer on the Background... s'that cool?

[Torque]

Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion

I was thinking of you with a rudimentary wrap made of Squirrels and Chinchilas dyed on Melon-green and a pinkish-orange concotaion repesctivly, both feet on mud, on a plain in spain with a Foyer on the Background... s'that cool?

......that's kind of hot actually. got sort of a "Me Tarzan" kind of feel to it.
I'm not sure about the foyer tho..... I have an aversion to all things french... (I'm canadian, so no surprise there)

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Torque

I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your news letter.

Heck, I should make one just so I have email to answer. Brian could host it here, but he'd either have to make me a character (yeah, right!/please? (joking)) or I'd have to figure out someone I know I could pull off who would serve the purpose well. And Sarah and RM are already taken. Which would have been the two most fun to do. XPPP

[Bells]

Well... FINE!! Be all Dry and Naked! See if I Care! Humph!

[ArlanKels]

Shorts please.


I did an experiment.

I went two years without showering. The most cleaning of myself I did was wet moist handcloth, rubbed across the torso, arms and legs for a very short time. And that was only done about once a month at most.

Result? I didn't smell any worse than when I began. I work around people on a daily basis and they aren't afraid to point out when I stink. Now that I've begun showering on a regular basis again I've actually stunk worse.