This man should be (insert heinous act here) with fire

Bob The Mercenary · 01-14-2008, 07:09 PM

http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/K...&comments=true

I was going to put this in the videogame thread, but it really has to do more with...I don't know what it has to do with, and it seems the author has even less of a clue.

Mad Jack the Pirate · 01-14-2008, 07:14 PM

HAHAHA, Oh god. and people wonder why anti-video game crusaders aren't taken seriously. you can tell more or less instantly that he hasn't even played the game at all.

Flarecobra · 01-14-2008, 07:15 PM

Raped with fire?

And obviously this guy has not been to some of the movies that are out now.

bluestarultor · 01-14-2008, 07:25 PM

Look at the bottom of the page. Three people so far have called him out as an idiot. At least.

Really, it's people like this guy who make a good case for the idea of banning from the internet.

Edit: I'm so going to take flak for saying that...

Corn · 01-18-2008, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Look at the bottom of the page. Three people so far have called him out as an idiot. At least.

Really, it's people like this guy who make a good case for the idea of banning from the internet.

Edit: I'm so going to take flak for saying that...

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Hitler- As soon as you compare someone to Hitler, you lose the argument immediately, the thread closes, and you are banned. For this reason, when arguing with someone on the internets, you should try to trick your opponent into comparing you with Hitler. Rallying for the extermination of the Jewish race or proposing that people follow you in a war for the purity of the Arian blood is an effective way to to assure you won't be banned from the internet. You will also win a Certificate of Hitlertude.

The hell?

bananarama · 01-18-2008, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Corn

The hell?

It's called UNcyclopedia for a reason

bananarama · 01-14-2008, 09:24 PM

People, people, obviously politicians are wasting their time on useless issues like the Iraq War and global warming. Everybody knows that mass distributed 30 seconds of high resolution ass is the true problem that is gnawing at the core of America.

Toast · 01-15-2008, 06:55 AM

the sad thing is, entirely too many people are going to believe him enough to not bother finding out that Mass Effect has less sex than Titanic, which was what? pg-13?

CelesJessa · 01-15-2008, 08:36 AM

What I find most amusing is his responses back to the critics. He argues like a five year old:

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Originally Posted by A critic

�There's no such thing as the right to not be offended, and there's no such thing as the right to dictate to others what should and should not be sold and how it should be sold just because you don't like something.�

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Originally Posted by the author

I know you�re not an ACLU attorney� what�d you do, stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

Wow Scott. If your retorts are as good as this one when you decide to bring this up with any "big guns", I don't think anyone is going to be able to refute your argument.

DFM · 01-15-2008, 12:10 PM

More of Mass Effect's reviews should have been like that, I would have bought it even sooner.

01-14-2008, 07:09 PM	#1
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	This man should be (insert heinous act here) with fire http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/K...&comments=true I was going to put this in the videogame thread, but it really has to do more with...I don't know what it has to do with, and it seems the author has even less of a clue. __________________ Bob Dole

01-14-2008, 07:15 PM	#3
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Raped with fire? And obviously this guy has not been to some of the movies that are out now. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

01-14-2008, 09:24 PM	#7
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	People, people, obviously politicians are wasting their time on useless issues like the Iraq War and global warming. Everybody knows that mass distributed 30 seconds of high resolution ass is the true problem that is gnawing at the core of America. Last edited by bananarama; 01-14-2008 at 09:42 PM.

01-15-2008, 06:55 AM	#8
Toast Existential Toast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 440	the sad thing is, entirely too many people are going to believe him enough to not bother finding out that Mass Effect has less sex than Titanic, which was what? pg-13? __________________ “How dare you! How dare you stand there acting like your brand of suffering is worse than anybody else’s. Well, I guess that’s the only way you can justify treating the rest of us like dirt.” ~ Major Margaret Houlihan (Mash) “If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are.” ~ Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

01-15-2008, 12:10 PM	#10
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	More of Mass Effect's reviews should have been like that, I would have bought it even sooner. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

01-14-2008, 07:14 PM	#2
Mad Jack the Pirate Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 525	HAHAHA, Oh god. and people wonder why anti-video game crusaders aren't taken seriously. you can tell more or less instantly that he hasn't even played the game at all.