Radiohead snubs Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus vows to destroy them!

[Mike McC]

IT'S MILEY!

Originally Posted by Rolling Stone

Radiohead made Miley Cyrus cry. That’s what the Hannah Montana star told the syndicated Johnjay and Rich Show on Tuesday, March 3rd, after Cyrus admitted that band snubbed her backstage at the Grammys. [...] Miley was about four dressing rooms away from Thom Yorke, so she asked her manager to reach out to his people so the two could meet, because who knew, Miley loves Radiohead. “They’re like, my rock god. I am obsessed with them. This is the only person I would probably cry over. I would cry,” Cyrus said on air.

So what was Radiohead’s response when offered the chance to meet Miley Cyrus? “We don’t really do that,” the band’s reps told Miley’s manager. That was enough to make Cyrus refer to the band as “Stinkin’ Radiohead!” From what we know, Yorke is a notoriously shy guy who probably wasn’t in the mood to hang out with a chirpy star-struck teenager who has probably never heard Hail to the Thief, discussing unicorns and Nick Jonas in the hours before his band was set to perform at their very first American awards show. Plus, Yorke had already snubbed Kanye West, so there was no way Miley Cyrus was going to get a meet-and-greet.

Cyrus said she was so hurt by Yorke’s dismissal, she didn’t even watch their performance of “15 Step” with the USC Marching Band. “I’m gonna ruin them, I’m gonna tell everyone,” Cyrus threatened. She’ll definitely be downloading their next album for free instead of paying-what-she-wants. Plus, Radiohead’s Radio Disney days are so over, and you can expect to see a big dip in sales of In Rainbows in the “Female Aged 5-11″ demographic.

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[TDK]

I think its hilarious and adorable that she thinks she can ruin them, and I don't even LIKE Radiohead.

I hate Miley Cyrus, I really do. Even more so now because before I thought she might at least be kind of nice I guess, if stupid? But she acts and talks like every prissy stuck up bitch from high school. And really goddamn fast and high pitched.

And those DJs are hardly any better. Idiots.

[Seil]

Ugh. Miley Cyrus. Ugh.

I don't know what it is about teen-oriented or teen-idolized stars. After hearing an Avril Lavigne interview (not by choice) and just accepting the fact that she's like 99% air-headed twink, that ugly stoner kid from Twilight won't shower... Geez. What's with the "teen-scene" these days?

[Wyndon]

My favorite band never fails to deliver.

I remember when I first heard this I was cracking up! Fuck Miley Cyrus, Thom Yorke is a god for snubbing her (AND Kanye West, which I did not know about). Awesome!!

[Seil]

Nickleback snubs Russel Peters.

...Seriously, is this news? I'm just imagining half of the celebrity populace's monocals falling into their champagne, while saying "Why I never," and "How dare they!"

Or, in Miley Cyrus' case, her My Little Pony plushie being flung across the room and knocking over the tiniest piece of the massive collection of Radiohead memorabilia in her room as she slams the door in anger, yet already writing MySpace emails to whatsisface about how she'll never listen to their music again and never buy tickets for their shows and she's gonna sell all of her stuff and tear up her fan club membership and write crappy kiddy country songs about why Radiohead is a bunch of meany meany dumb dumb poo heads but she won't if Radiohead tells her that they'll see her.

Wait, it's Miley Cyrus. She's probably crying to her much more talented and even though he's a country musician is still kind of listenable and whose career she's coasting on kind of like Nancy Sinatra only Nancy Sinatra was good dad, that she doesn't want money to finance her Christmas album for her birthday, she wants Radiohead to come and perform.

[TDK]

Did he just call Miley Cyrus good? I think he called Miley Cyrus good.

[Viridis]

Hm. My niece watches her show. I though Cyrus was actually harmless before this.

What is this radio show the interview with Cyrus is on? Everyone is babbling so much.

[Seil]

Her dad, TDK. Her dad.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Rolling Stone

a chirpy star-struck teenager who has probably never heard Hail to the Thief

Oh give me a damn break. I'm sick to death of people acting like Radiohead hasn't been mainstream as all hell for over a decade and a half. I remember being in a car with this girl and a Radiohead song was playing, and I'm like, "Oh hey, cool, Radiohead. Good band" and she starts quizzing me to find out if I can actually name an album of theirs because she apparently needed to check out my cred or some shit. It's like people think that knowing about Radiohead is some sort of secret hipster code and they're super special for being able to appreciate a rock band that everyone fucking knows about.

Congratulations, you watched MTV during the 90s.

Seriously, I was younger than Cyrus when I first listened to them, and I can guarantee that she's cooler and more musically knowledgeable than I was back then. So she's a teenage girl that got her heart broken because her favorite band wouldn't meet her. Happens all the time. And then she goes on a radio show and actually goes out of her way to not name them, and it's only after 9 minutes of people bugging her about it on air that she does so. And then after that she sounds like she's just sort of kidding around and actually defending them a bit when the other people on the show start trying to knock their sound.

Don't get me wrong, I think her music is terrible and I can't in good conscience support any creation of Billy Ray Cyrus, but I'm not going to be unfair to someone just because Rolling Stone tells me to. Their January issue stated that Guile was from Mortal Kombat, for crying out loud, so my faith in them isn't exactly strong.

Originally Posted by Seil

Her dad, TDK. Her dad.

That's honestly a worse offense than calling her good.

[Mike McC]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Oh give me a damn break. I'm sick to death of people acting like Radiohead hasn't been mainstream as all hell for over a decade and a half. I remember being in a car with this girl and a Radiohead song was playing, and I'm like, "Oh hey, cool, Radiohead. Good band" and she starts quizzing me to find out if I can actually name an album of theirs because she apparently needed to check out my cred or some shit. It's like people think that knowing about Radiohead is some sort of secret hipster code and they're super special for being able to appreciate a rock band that everyone fucking knows about.

Congratulations, you watched MTV during the 90s.

Seriously, I was younger than Cyrus when I first listened to them, and I can guarantee that she's cooler and more musically knowledgeable than I was back then. So she's a teenage girl that got her heart broken because her favorite band wouldn't meet her. Happens all the time. And then she goes on a radio show and actually goes out of her way to not name them, and it's only after 9 minutes of people bugging her about it on air that she does so. And then after that she sounds like she's just sort of kidding around and actually defending them a bit when the other people on the show start trying to knock their sound.

Don't get me wrong, I think her music is terrible and I can't in good conscience support any creation of Billy Ray Cyrus, but I'm not going to be unfair to someone just because Rolling Stone tells me to. Their January issue stated that Guile was from Mortal Kombat, for crying out loud, so my faith in them isn't exactly strong.

Sounds resonable to me. And yeah, Radiohead pretty much is the hipster banner. However, I can counter that by having absorbed some totally obscure information about them (one of my utterly useless skills is having eidetic memory for absolutely useless triva crap) to grill the annoying hipsters.

I mostly posted the story so I could yell out 'IT'S MILEY!', with some dashes of amusement mixed in. I do love me some The Soup.