Pics from Tekken: Brie-Fu Vs. Karacheddar

Premmy · 02-18-2010, 06:22 AM

You know, when you get someone who is so exactly like your character to the point that they're less "acting" and more "modeling" and they still look stupid dressed up as them, It's time to admit your costumes look stupid

Linky
Wesley Snipes just got back! He's doing bad crime drama with Don Cheadle! I'm sure you could have gotten him for Raven! yeesh.

Should be wonderfully bad, at least.

Mirai Gen · 02-18-2010, 06:25 AM

The plan to make a video game movie:

1 - Announce the movie with as little interest in making the plot interesting as possible.
2 - Design everything, including cast, set, and costumes, to generate as much fan interest as possible.
3 - ?????
4 - PROFIT!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 02-18-2010, 06:46 AM

Oh my fucking god. This... this is atrocious. Just looking at those pictures I can literally smell the cheese already. They look like cosplayers... on some really under budget game show set from the nineties. And the "plot" sounds barely existant.

I can honestly see this being worse than the street fighter movie.

Mirai Gen · 02-18-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

I can honestly see this being worse than Dead or Alive.

Fixed.

I mean yeah Street Fighter was bad but there's a whole circle of hell dedicated to that...thing.

EDIT: I do have to admit that the dude playing Eddie looks completely fucking perfect. The casting seems solid in looks alone but...the degree at which they're going for game-to-movie accuracy based purely on visuals is worrying.

EDIT DEUCE: And I have to admit I'm curious about this movie just to see how they're going to have Yoshimitsu get implemented. It will make absolutely no sense at best.

Premmy · 02-18-2010, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

EDIT: I do have to admit that the dude playing Eddie looks completely fucking perfect. The casting seems solid in looks alone but...the degree at which they're going for game-to-movie accuracy based purely on visuals is worrying.

Well yeah, That's Lateef "Eddy? oh you mean my twin brother, oh, dude, let me tell you about when he first got that call from Namco" Crowder of team Zero gravity, he's like Patrick Stewart for X-men, if he's not in your Tekken movie, you've fucked up. and He STILL looks dumb as hell in that get-up.

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EDIT DEUCE: And I have to admit I'm curious about this movie just to see how they're going to have Yoshimitsu get implemented. It will make absolutely no sense at best.

Is'nt that the entire point of Yoshimitsu?

Premmy · 02-18-2010, 06:48 AM

I mean, your average fighting game has less plot than your average Kung-fu flick, which may or may not have less plot than an old porno, so you'd think when going from one to the other they'd add more. We'll see.

Amake · 02-18-2010, 07:37 AM

My money is on taekwondsleydale turning out superior.

As to the above picture, the first thing that stands out to me is that Christie doesn't make me want to immediately tear off her clothes. Clearly something has been lost in the translation here.

BloodyMage · 02-18-2010, 07:58 AM

I've heard a lot about this over the past couple of months and it seems like the movie is going to be very bad. I'm just waiting on the dvd release to see how bad, since it won't be released in cinemas over here.

Premmy · 02-18-2010, 10:25 AM

Okay, what the fuck is Nina wearing, I've gotten over Eddie's "Captain Brazil" outfit, even though you don't need to dress Lateef Crowder up for him to be Eddy, but what in the HELL is Nina wearing? And where are Kazuya's scars? First zuko, now this I WANT THEM TO DISFIGURE MORE ACTORS!

Funka Genocide · 02-18-2010, 11:03 AM

If that's Jin in the background, his hair is fucking stupid.

Jin with stupid hair, might as well have no Jin at all.

(Also, just judging by physique alone, Eddie is going to beat the shit out of everyone.)

02-18-2010, 06:22 AM	#1
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Pics from Tekken: Brie-Fu Vs. Karacheddar You know, when you get someone who is so exactly like your character to the point that they're less "acting" and more "modeling" and they still look stupid dressed up as them, It's time to admit your costumes look stupid Linky Wesley Snipes just got back! He's doing bad crime drama with Don Cheadle! I'm sure you could have gotten him for Raven! yeesh. Should be wonderfully bad, at least. __________________ Drank

02-18-2010, 06:25 AM	#2
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	The plan to make a video game movie: 1 - Announce the movie with as little interest in making the plot interesting as possible. 2 - Design everything, including cast, set, and costumes, to generate as much fan interest as possible. 3 - ????? 4 - PROFIT! __________________

02-18-2010, 06:48 AM	#6
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	I mean, your average fighting game has less plot than your average Kung-fu flick, which may or may not have less plot than an old porno, so you'd think when going from one to the other they'd add more. We'll see. __________________ Drank Last edited by Premmy; 02-18-2010 at 07:12 AM.

02-18-2010, 07:37 AM	#7
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I really just want to share this outstanding pun My money is on taekwondsleydale turning out superior. As to the above picture, the first thing that stands out to me is that Christie doesn't make me want to immediately tear off her clothes. Clearly something has been lost in the translation here. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

02-18-2010, 10:25 AM	#9
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Okay, what the fuck is Nina wearing, I've gotten over Eddie's "Captain Brazil" outfit, even though you don't need to dress Lateef Crowder up for him to be Eddy, but what in the HELL is Nina wearing? And where are Kazuya's scars? First zuko, now this I WANT THEM TO DISFIGURE MORE ACTORS! __________________ Drank

02-18-2010, 07:58 AM	#8
BloodyMage I'm not even in the highscore. Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 667	I've heard a lot about this over the past couple of months and it seems like the movie is going to be very bad. I'm just waiting on the dvd release to see how bad, since it won't be released in cinemas over here.

02-18-2010, 11:03 AM	#10
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	If that's Jin in the background, his hair is fucking stupid. Jin with stupid hair, might as well have no Jin at all. (Also, just judging by physique alone, Eddie is going to beat the shit out of everyone.)