Vajazzled...

[Tev]

Of all the crazy things I could have read on Fox News....this is not what I expected at all.

It?s called Vajazzling. Like Bedazzling, you know? That infomercial about putting rhinestones on your clothes? Only this is no denim vest enhanced by a handheld machine that you can get for just $19.95 if you call right now. With vajazzling, you go into a high-end salon, get waxed bare, and are bejewled below the belt.

You know, I'm not sure which surprised me more: That Hewitt did it; that she went on national television and told everyone about it; or that such an activity exists at all. But there she was on The George Lopez Show letting it all hang out. OK -- not literally, of course. But she was talking all about it. She was so proud and giggly. She said she did it after a break-up to lift her spirits, and apparently it worked. Hewitt also shared her vajazzling tale on Chelsea Lately, The View and The Joy Behar Show. Girlfriend gets around.

I...well now I have something fun to chat with my girlfriend about. :shifty:

[krogothwolf]

That doesn't sound exactly...pleasurable from the guy who would be sticking it in her.

[Tev]

Eh, the columnist gave it a shot and she seemed happy enough...

So, after preparing my, ahem, canvas, I asked my significant other to give me a hand. Peel, position, press, and release. Viola, I was all jazzled! I have to admit, the whole idea seemed kind of kooky. But, you know what? It looks really great. Rather sexy, if I do say so myself. It certainly wasn't how I expected to spend my Monday afternoon. But, hey, I’m all for an adventure. And my lover dug it too. The whole experiment led to a little fooling around, in fact, during which no crystals were harmed.

I’m sure going to the salon is a bit of a different experience. But having had a Brazilian wax a number of times, I feel confident saying that being vajazzled couldn’t possibly be more intimate or bizarre. It’s still a stranger you’re paying to tidy things up and make you look pretty in a spot the general public is not welcome to view. The process may be weird, but the result is worth it.

Plenty of people will – or do – take issue with vajazzling. But I can’t see why. It’s harmless, as far as I can tell. Does it objectify women? Nope. Only other people can do that, not a simple salon service. A few well-placed jewels accomplish pretty much the same thing as sexy lingerie. If it makes a woman feel good, I’m all for it.

I’ve been vajazzled for a few days now and the adhesive is still going strong (although the instructions say you should leave the decals on for only eight hours. Yikes). Completely Bare says its version lasts at least five days. My next trip to New York City, I am definitely paying them a visit.

[bluestarultor]

I just broke three guys' brains with this. This is the best thing ever. XD

[Tev]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I just broke three guys' brains with this. This is the best thing ever. XD

I know right!?

[Marc v4.0]

So....

Pimp My Vag...

[batgirl]

Originally Posted by Marc v1.0

So....

Pimp My Vag...

Am I the only one seeing Xzibit coming back into the limelight soon? I smell a spinoff!

I dunno about all this. God forbid someone is allergic to the adhesive and has a reaction. Try explaining yourself to a doctor or nurse or hell, an EMT and not expect them to bust out laughing.

"I was vajazzling myself and then I got all bloated and puffy and it began itching. I didn't even get to finish the cutesy star pattern with alternating sapphires and rhinestones!"

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by batgirl

Am I the only one seeing Xzibit coming back into the limelight soon? I smell a spinoff!

So...so...after we hear about how horribly unvajazzling this incredibly nice and trendy girl's private parts are, he shows up, checks it out, gets in and rides it back to the workshop?

[Wigmund]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

So...so...after we hear about how horribly unvajazzling this incredibly nice and trendy girl's private parts are, he shows up, checks it out, gets in and rides it back to the workshop?

Pity I can't add glitter to the picture to be accurate.

[synkr0nized]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

So...so...after we hear about how horribly unvajazzling this incredibly nice and trendy girl's private parts are, he shows up, checks it out, gets in and rides it back to the workshop?

And later reveals the cooler, Playstation 3, LCD monitors, and speaker system he put in there.