Jurassic Park Functions On One Principal - "Dinosaurs Are Totally Rad"

Seil · 05-17-2010, 11:11 AM

Also, Jeff Goldblum is too, but then again everyone knew that.

Apparently Weird Al Thinks So Too!

Magus · 05-17-2010, 01:57 PM

If Jurassic Park functions on one prinicipal, that dinosaurs are totally rad.

And yet Jeff Goldblum is also totally rad and appears to be a large contributor to the success of Jurassic Park...

Logically, this means Jeff Goldblum...is a dinosaur.

DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNNNNNNNN

greed · 05-17-2010, 02:04 PM

Nah he's not a dinosaur. He's one of the strongest cards in duel monsters.

Richard Attenborough was good too, perfect choice for his part. Dude actually looks like my zoology professor.

Amake · 05-17-2010, 02:07 PM

One thing I like about JP is that scene where the girl almost gets her leg eaten by a raptor before pulling it up through the hole in the ceiling. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. When I saw it in the theater, every damn last audience member pulled their leg up in synch. Me too.

Did anyone else experience this?

Magus · 05-17-2010, 02:13 PM

Yeah, I think I did the first time. Or at least I have done that with other movies (moved to the side slightly to dodge something that was on the screen without thinking about it, that sort of thing), so it is at least something I can see myself doing fairly easily.

Archbio · 05-17-2010, 02:17 PM

To get a good feel of how awesome Jurassic Park is, just visualize that scene in Peter Jackson's remake of King Kong where a really ugly T-Rex-like dinosaur monster chases the heroine for at least five solid minutes while it's still holding a much larger prey in its jaw.

Now, try and imagine a dinosaur in Jurassic Park doing something that absurd.

Aerozord · 05-17-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Archbio

To get a good feel of how awesome Jurassic Park is, just visualize that scene in Peter Jackson's remake of King Kong where a really ugly T-Rex-like dinosaur monster chases the heroine for at least five solid minutes while it's still holding a much larger prey in its jaw.

Now, try and imagine a dinosaur in Jurassic Park doing something that absurd.

they basically do, a T-Rex wouldn't chase down a human that persistantly. It burned off any energy it would get from the human just trying to catch it. This is Jurassic Park, not like there aren't better options. It shouldn't even bother with a human

Osterbaum · 05-17-2010, 04:07 PM

Any specific reason why we're discussing Jurassic Park several years afther the latest movie?

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-17-2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Any specific reason why we're discussing Jurassic Park several years afther the latest movie?

Because Dinosaurs are Totally Rad. I thought the title explained it all.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 05-17-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Any specific reason why we're discussing Jurassic Park several years afther the latest movie?

Its a Seil thread.

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