"Disney's Cow That Is Made Out Of Cash" or "Bloody Pirates!"

Seil · 03-10-2011, 05:01 PM

And we'll all go to see it. Why?

Well, aside from the obvious, we'll go to see Jack Sparrow act silly.

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-10-2011, 05:24 PM

I haven't seen any of these except the first one but my comment is, why isn't blackbeard's beard on fire?

Seil · 03-10-2011, 05:31 PM

Disney, kids movie.

But then again.

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-10-2011, 05:34 PM

There was a dude with tentacle beard. And like rotting skeletons running and shit. Firebeard is no worse.

Loyal · 03-10-2011, 06:43 PM

POTC has never been a "kids movie".

Locke cole · 03-10-2011, 06:57 PM

His beard was never literally on fire. He left bits of burning paper in there to make smoke coil around his face. This gave him the image of a demon with a beard on fire.

Blackbeard was all about image, you see.

Azisien · 03-10-2011, 07:02 PM

I understand people must like the POTC franchise in the same way I like the Transformers franchise, but my mind just rejected it after Black Pearl.

It's really a shame because I rank pirates almost as high as I do robots.

rpgdemon · 03-10-2011, 07:36 PM

I'm gonna go see it, since I like the time period, and I like pirates, and Jack Sparrow acting silly is good, and it's MOAR PIRATES.

Minus Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. And Elizabeth Swann was really kind of annoying in the last movies.

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-11-2011, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Locke cole

His beard was never literally on fire. He left bits of burning paper in there to make smoke coil around his face. This gave him the image of a demon with a beard on fire.

Blackbeard was all about image, you see.

There was also no Davy Jones or giant man-eating kraken or water-nymohs or actual flying dutchman. The entire premise of the movies is to take piratey type myths and treat them straight. Blackbeard should be the same.

Loyal · 03-10-2011, 07:42 PM

Will had good chemistry with Jack and it'll be sad to see him gone, but yeah, new lead actress please.

03-10-2011, 05:01 PM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	"Disney's Cow That Is Made Out Of Cash" or "Bloody Pirates!" And we'll all go to see it. Why? Well, aside from the obvious, we'll go to see Jack Sparrow act silly.

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rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	I'm gonna go see it, since I like the time period, and I like pirates, and Jack Sparrow acting silly is good, and it's MOAR PIRATES. Minus Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. And Elizabeth Swann was really kind of annoying in the last movies. __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

03-10-2011, 05:24 PM	#2
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I haven't seen any of these except the first one but my comment is, why isn't blackbeard's beard on fire?

03-10-2011, 05:31 PM	#3
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Disney, kids movie. But then again.

03-10-2011, 05:34 PM	#4
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	There was a dude with tentacle beard. And like rotting skeletons running and shit. Firebeard is no worse.

03-10-2011, 07:02 PM	#7
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	I understand people must like the POTC franchise in the same way I like the Transformers franchise, but my mind just rejected it after Black Pearl. It's really a shame because I rank pirates almost as high as I do robots.