[Boners] Theory: 300 would have been better with gay sex

Kim · 03-30-2012, 04:53 PM

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Liz: Man, you gotta laugh at how homoerotic homophobic things can be. Like, 300 is SUPER homophobic straight whatever the Hell. But if an hour and a half in they just had a big, gay orgy would it really feel out of place?

Terex4: I found it more out of place that they didn't have a big, gay orgy

Krylo: I wouldn't even bat an eye, Liz

Liz: Fuck

Liz: That woulda been such a better movie with a gay orgy scene

Krylo: Hoestly

Krylo: they should have at least had

Krylo: some gay fuckin'

Krylo: in the persian pleasure tent or what the fuck ever

Liz: Some lithe, gay Persians with gold-pierced dicks getting their fuck on

Krylo: Exactly

Krylo: honestly

Krylo: probably shoulda been a couple of them hanging off the king

Krylo: like

Krylo: It'd have totally fit in the setting and the time period

Liz: And the aesthetic

Discuss.

CABAL49 · 03-30-2012, 06:38 PM

The real Spartans banged dudes. If it did it might have actually have been something factual in the movie.

kyrtuck · 03-30-2012, 09:45 PM

Amazing, this thread isn't half as disturbing as I thought it would be.

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Originally Posted by CABAL49

it might have actually have been something factual in the movie.

You know what really pissed me off about 300? The Spartans make a big deal about Persians keeping slaves, but never even once mentioned the Helots. These were Sparta owned slaves who actually outnumbered the Spartans themselves, and they were treated like shit from what I know.

Fifthfiend · 03-31-2012, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by kyrtuck

Amazing, this thread isn't half as disturbing as I thought it would be.

You know what really pissed me off about 300? The Spartans make a big deal about Persians keeping slaves, but never even once mentioned the Helots. These were Sparta owned slaves who actually outnumbered the Spartans themselves, and they were treated like shit from what I know.

Slavery's cool when white people do it.

Bells · 03-31-2012, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CABAL49

The real Spartans banged dudes. If it did it might have actually have been something factual in the movie.

weren't they like, the ultimate dudes? I thought their beef with the greeks was exactly because they DIDN'T bang dudes like the greeks did...

and let me tell'ya, them greeks banged a lot of dudes !

Numberwang Host · 03-30-2012, 07:02 PM

It's called 300 because that's how gay it is on a scale from 1 to 10.

Numberwang!

**Satan's Onion** · 03-30-2012, 09:27 PM

I don't think it's particularly controversial to posit that, in fact, there are quite a few films and other works that would be moderately to greatly improved with the ~~insertion~~ addition of mansexing.

ZARAK · 03-30-2012, 11:36 PM

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gold-pierced dicks

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hanging off the king

Thank you and good night.

Gregness · 03-31-2012, 02:09 AM

Don't we have a thread for chat excerpts?

Kim · 03-31-2012, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Gregness

Don't we have a thread for chat excerpts?

I think we can all agree that the subject of lithe Persians with gold-pierced dicks taking it in the ass is a subject worthy its own thread.

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03-30-2012, 06:38 PM	#2
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03-30-2012, 07:02 PM	#6
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