The Cream of the Crap. Terrible Movies You've Seen

Terex4 · 04-06-2012, 12:36 PM

My friends and I like to get together once in a while for what we affectionately call "Shitty Movie Night". We have a sort of contest going in which each of us tries to submit the most horrible movies possible so we can get drunk and make fun of them while claiming some sort of "win" for finding something indisputably atrocious.

So I thought it might be fun to let you guys take part, so to speak, by offering your own submissions.

So far I've only participated in this once, I brought The Gingerdead Man.

Bells · 04-06-2012, 01:00 PM

Bring Blue Streak next time

God, Blue Streak sucks....

Or if you really going for bad bad bad movies you can just bring National Security

I guess my point is Martin Lawrence is in a lot of terrible movies.

The Sevenshot Kid · 04-06-2012, 01:28 PM

Wing Commander.

Amake · 04-06-2012, 01:36 PM

The most horrible movie possible is and will probably always be Meet the Spartans.

Agony Booth put it best I think. It's a movie you should't watch even if you like watching bad movies. Because it's not bad, it's just. . .not. It's the cinematic equivalent of a late-stage Alzheimer's patient, except its feeble grasping for familiarity, those random spasms towards recognition and thought and meaning, are supposed to pass for jokes.

If you're looking for a legitimately, offensively, actively horrible movie a step beyond the merely laughably bad it's a guaranteed winner. But I still recommend not watching it. It's 70+ minutes of your life you'll never get back.

Professor Smarmiarty · 04-06-2012, 01:41 PM

Ilsa she-wolf of the SS

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 04-06-2012, 01:59 PM

I have, on 3 seperate occasions, been forced by my friends to watch Paranormal Activity 2, The Road and Skyline.

I hate my friends.

Bard The 5th LW · 04-06-2012, 02:00 PM

The National Treasure movies were Nick Cage movies so there quality is given, but the sequel was just the worst. I think there was a book that apparently had all the governments secrets in it, a city of gold under Mount Rushmore, and Cage's great grandpa apparently involved in a conspiracy to kill Lincoln. The whole movie presented it as though any of these details had any sort of connection to one another.

Osterbaum · 04-06-2012, 02:04 PM

The Room.

Ramary · 04-06-2012, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Osterbaum

The Room.

The fuck you talkin bout, The Room is a fantastic movie.

I tried watching a few MST3K movies without the commentary. Some stayed really funny (Space Mutiny for one) while others were a test to see how much soul crushing boredom I could take (Red Zone Cuba).

Gregness · 04-06-2012, 02:08 PM

Starship Troopers 3. Like I was able to enjoy the first one in a turn your brain off action movie sense, but the third one is not only meh on the action front, even the co-ed shower scene manages to be almost boring and then there's this entire trite religion subplot going throughout and just... UGH!

04-06-2012, 01:00 PM	#2
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Bring Blue Streak next time God, Blue Streak sucks.... Or if you really going for bad bad bad movies you can just bring National Security I guess my point is Martin Lawrence is in a lot of terrible movies. __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

04-06-2012, 01:36 PM	#4
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	The most horrible movie possible is and will probably always be Meet the Spartans. Agony Booth put it best I think. It's a movie you should't watch even if you like watching bad movies. Because it's not bad, it's just. . .not. It's the cinematic equivalent of a late-stage Alzheimer's patient, except its feeble grasping for familiarity, those random spasms towards recognition and thought and meaning, are supposed to pass for jokes. If you're looking for a legitimately, offensively, actively horrible movie a step beyond the merely laughably bad it's a guaranteed winner. But I still recommend not watching it. It's 70+ minutes of your life you'll never get back. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

04-06-2012, 02:04 PM	#8
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	The Room. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

04-06-2012, 02:08 PM	#10
Gregness Never give up. Never give in. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,034	Starship Troopers 3. Like I was able to enjoy the first one in a turn your brain off action movie sense, but the third one is not only meh on the action front, even the co-ed shower scene manages to be almost boring and then there's this entire trite religion subplot going throughout and just... UGH! __________________ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert Heinlein

04-06-2012, 01:41 PM	#5
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Ilsa she-wolf of the SS

04-06-2012, 02:00 PM	#7
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	The National Treasure movies were Nick Cage movies so there quality is given, but the sequel was just the worst. I think there was a book that apparently had all the governments secrets in it, a city of gold under Mount Rushmore, and Cage's great grandpa apparently involved in a conspiracy to kill Lincoln. The whole movie presented it as though any of these details had any sort of connection to one another.