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06-01-2004, 02:09 AM
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The difference between Men and Women...
I remember my sister one time telling me how one of her friends drank too much and she had to carry her home. This meant dragging her up 3 flights of steps, then after in her appartment throwing her into the tub, stripping her out of her clothes that she got sick on, cleaning her up, dressing her in new pj's setting up the futon and putting her to bed.
After hearing this story, I couldn't help but think of the male version. We would drag him to the appartment, throw him into the back seat of his own car and turn his head so that if he got sick again, he wouldn't drown. Do you have any stories of how the differences between the sexes were made startlingly accute?
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06-01-2004, 03:31 AM
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I think it all depends upon what kinds of friends you have. My brother's groomsmen were kind enough to take him home and leave him on his sofa with his fiance after the bachelor party. I've know just as many caring thoughtful women as I have men, and just as many if not more of the opposite of both sexes.
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06-01-2004, 05:07 AM
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Static - that story is basically personal choice. The people involved who were actually drunk would have had no choice over what happened to them. So the preferential treatment given to your sister may not have been warranted by her condition, but moreso the care of the people who took her home.
Anyway, there are a lot of guy/girl differences. But I'll tell you one thing - I can drink most guys under the table. =3
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06-01-2004, 10:18 AM
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Actually in the original version my imagined men got as far as tossing their friend in the tub. Many of my friends have woken up in the tub. Its the stripping your buddy down, cleaning and changing him into jammies that I didn't see happening with guys. I just found the whole (stairs! Screw that! Funnier) I know many men who gossip btw  In fact I know that in this day and age the stereotypes are breaking down and a lot of people don't fit in them anymore. It's just a fun topic about the ways in which the opposite sex mystifies us. Oh new story. I once had the idea for a story in which a women somehow was turned into a man and I knew I had to put the whole bathroom thing in. First bit of weirdness, is when this guy stands up and announces he's going to the washroom....and waits for one of his buddies to join him. Which of course they don't do; and just look at him funny. (why do women go to the washroom in groups anyway?) The second, is if this women turned male, actually talked to someone in the washroom. Or picked a urinal right beside someone else when there is one already available not next to another person. Which I suppose they wouldn't do, picking instead a stall just out of habit. But talking, in the washroom. That is something that most men I know don't do. Your washrooms are much nicer then ours though...some even have couches...I have rarely seen a mens washroom with a couch.
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06-01-2004, 07:10 AM
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 Seriosly though, one of the major differences is friendship. Just think about it. Women are more close to each other than men. Ofcourse, there are exeptions, but they only confirm the rule.
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06-01-2004, 07:20 AM
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Hence why I said 'most'. My stomach has been hardened to alcohol. I was a drunk at the age of 16. Straight vodka like water. Now the very thought makes me feel sick. XD
Gossip. Girls like to gossip whereas guys are a little more closed off about their thoughts/feelings.
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And I notice girls are really picky about their appearances, or the appearances of their significant others, or just appearances of anything in general. Guys don't really give a care. Granted, I like stuff to be clean, but there's a fine line between "clean" and "ridiculously overbleached." |
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06-01-2004, 07:26 AM
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Not getting drunk, an actual DRUNK. As in ADDICTION. As in, drinking two bottles of spirits a day. The bad kind of drunk...
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