Chapter 14 -- The Great Escape

MSperoni · 06-06-2014, 02:41 PM

268!

Chapter 14 begins with a BANG!

Liz outdrinks even the stoutest of elves.

Gillsing · 06-07-2014, 12:37 AM

Don't talk to her... because she's a witch who made him drunk? Because he doesn't appear to be very drunk right now. Either that, or he's calling dibs because he 'loves her' and demands the opportunity to court her properly according to the traditions of his people.

MSperoni · 06-07-2014, 07:28 AM

You can sober up to the point where you're functional enough to move around/have conversations/charge out of a bar yelling at people in a relatively short amount of time.

He is a beefy elf, after all.

epcharles · 06-07-2014, 12:40 PM

I took it as a "Wait, don't talk to her about our secrets you morons!" One can still realize that while pretty toasty.

Red Mage Black · 06-07-2014, 09:59 PM

All elves are lightweights, this is indisputable fact and reason why they drink wine instead of real drinks. A high Str score does not mean a high Con score.

MSperoni · 06-08-2014, 07:34 AM

Maybe he was raised by dwarfs.

Liberal Hippie Social Justice Fighter Dwarfs of Chaotic Good alignment.

Free-Cheese Dwarven Democrats who would have a lot of Beard Guilt and adopt an elf just so they can feel good about themselves.

And they're all "Hey, let's give a bunch of pothead halflings welfare money."

Lousy Demmycrats.

LOLITICS.

Arhra · 06-09-2014, 12:21 AM

Well, you know, they do like to stand up for the little man.

Gillsing · 06-12-2014, 04:01 PM

Ha! He was calling dibs.

MSperoni · 06-13-2014, 02:03 PM

269!

I think Liz is probably out of both their leagues.

Loyal · 06-13-2014, 07:28 PM

Nothing sobers up a guy quite so quickly as utter terror.

06-06-2014, 02:41 PM	#1
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	Chapter 14 -- The Great Escape 268! Chapter 14 begins with a BANG! Liz outdrinks even the stoutest of elves. __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook!

06-07-2014, 12:37 AM	#2
Gillsing Troopa Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 70	Don't talk to her... because she's a witch who made him drunk? Because he doesn't appear to be very drunk right now. Either that, or he's calling dibs because he 'loves her' and demands the opportunity to court her properly according to the traditions of his people. __________________ I'm a slacker, hear me snore...

06-07-2014, 07:28 AM	#3
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	You can sober up to the point where you're functional enough to move around/have conversations/charge out of a bar yelling at people in a relatively short amount of time. He is a beefy elf, after all. __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook!

06-07-2014, 12:40 PM	#4
epcharles Eric Charles Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Bethesda, MD Posts: 98	I took it as a "Wait, don't talk to her about our secrets you morons!" One can still realize that while pretty toasty. __________________ . . The smartest person you know (who lives in my house).

06-08-2014, 07:34 AM	#6
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	Maybe he was raised by dwarfs. Liberal Hippie Social Justice Fighter Dwarfs of Chaotic Good alignment. Free-Cheese Dwarven Democrats who would have a lot of Beard Guilt and adopt an elf just so they can feel good about themselves. And they're all "Hey, let's give a bunch of pothead halflings welfare money." Lousy Demmycrats. LOLITICS. __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook! Last edited by MSperoni; 06-08-2014 at 07:56 AM.

06-07-2014, 09:59 PM	#5
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	All elves are lightweights, this is indisputable fact and reason why they drink wine instead of real drinks. A high Str score does not mean a high Con score.

06-09-2014, 12:21 AM	#7
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06-12-2014, 04:01 PM	#8
Gillsing Troopa Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 70	Ha! He was calling dibs. __________________ I'm a slacker, hear me snore...

06-13-2014, 02:03 PM	#9
MSperoni Artist and Writer of Comics Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,666	269! I think Liz is probably out of both their leagues. __________________ I do commissions! So Email me if you'd like anything and we'll work out the details! matts_1104@yahoo.com Follow me on Twitter for Dreadful news and random info! (though mostly it's just me babbling about nerd-stuff) http://twitter.com/#!/mSperoni Check out my Deviant Art page if you'd like to see other pictures I've made! http://exmile.deviantart.com/ Follow The Dreadful on Facebook!