Calvinball XXII + 1 -- By the books.

Jadarendir · 10-04-2004, 03:52 PM

THIS Calvinball thread--and read this carefully--is NOT A GODMODE ARENA. There are NO super powers and NO supernatural events. This is just like in the books. No weapons, no spells, nothing but the ball, the wickets, and the front lawn.

Jadarendir, wearing a black mask over his face, can't see. He forgot to cut eyeholes.

The Argent Lord · 10-04-2004, 03:56 PM

Argent, a 6 year-old boy covered in silver paint, can see, and tells Jadarendir that he is in the act-like-a-monkey zone, and therefore must act like a monkey.

CheshireThief · 10-04-2004, 04:03 PM

CheshireThief comes over, in his swimming trunks, carrying a huge watergun. He sees where the ball is, and then he sees Jadarendir. Looking back and forth, he tries to decide what to do. Knowing that there is only one option, CheshireThief runs over to Jadrendir and sprays water on his crotch. He then loudly announces, "Look everyone! Jada wet his pants!"

Dante · 10-04-2004, 05:13 PM

"Oh no you don't, CT! You're in the Apology Area so you have to sing the 'I'm very sorry song' five times while spinning around in circles!"

CheshireThief · 10-04-2004, 05:41 PM

"Awww man!" CheshireThief went to the side of the yard and put down the water gun. He picked up an acoustic guitar and went back to the Apology Zone. He spun around in a circle and sang (OOC: CLICK THE LINK!)This Apology Song 5 times. He then looked over to Dante. "Good enough?"

Terex4 · 10-04-2004, 06:21 PM

Druid ran up to the lawn and fell down laughing.

"Jada wet his pants, Jada wet his pants!"

Introduction · 10-04-2004, 07:45 PM

Ha! The mobile no-laughing zone has moved under your feet for being a meanie! You have to wet your pants on your own now!

Jadarendir · 10-04-2004, 08:09 PM

Jadarendir, unaware that he's wet in the pants, runs around like a monkey, attempting to get out of the monkey zone. Unfortunately, he still couldn't see. So he ran into a tree in the front yard, and fell down in extreme pain when he hit his balls on a low branch.

Recall2 · 10-04-2004, 08:14 PM

Recall enters the yard screaming. Knowing that the grass was wet he immidiatly calms down and begins to mutter to himself. His soggy shoes pumped for action he begins to prance forward.

The Argent Lord · 10-04-2004, 08:13 PM

I declare that all the areas that I'm not standing on are bag-flag zones. I fill all the bags with rotting mole corpses!

10-04-2004, 03:52 PM	#1
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Calvinball XXII + 1 -- By the books. THIS Calvinball thread--and read this carefully--is NOT A GODMODE ARENA. There are NO super powers and NO supernatural events. This is just like in the books. No weapons, no spells, nothing but the ball, the wickets, and the front lawn. Jadarendir, wearing a black mask over his face, can't see. He forgot to cut eyeholes. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-04-2004, 04:03 PM	#3
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	CheshireThief comes over, in his swimming trunks, carrying a huge watergun. He sees where the ball is, and then he sees Jadarendir. Looking back and forth, he tries to decide what to do. Knowing that there is only one option, CheshireThief runs over to Jadrendir and sprays water on his crotch. He then loudly announces, "Look everyone! Jada wet his pants!" __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

10-04-2004, 05:41 PM	#5
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	"Awww man!" CheshireThief went to the side of the yard and put down the water gun. He picked up an acoustic guitar and went back to the Apology Zone. He spun around in a circle and sang (OOC: CLICK THE LINK!)This Apology Song 5 times. He then looked over to Dante. "Good enough?" __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting! Last edited by CheshireThief; 10-04-2004 at 07:16 PM.

10-04-2004, 07:45 PM	#7
Introduction Who the hell is this guy? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Somewhere Over The Computer-Generated Rainbow Posts: 227	Ha! The mobile no-laughing zone has moved under your feet for being a meanie! You have to wet your pants on your own now! __________________ NPF's Official Lurker {Myspace}

10-04-2004, 08:09 PM	#8
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir, unaware that he's wet in the pants, runs around like a monkey, attempting to get out of the monkey zone. Unfortunately, he still couldn't see. So he ran into a tree in the front yard, and fell down in extreme pain when he hit his balls on a low branch. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-04-2004, 03:56 PM	#2
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	Argent, a 6 year-old boy covered in silver paint, can see, and tells Jadarendir that he is in the act-like-a-monkey zone, and therefore must act like a monkey.

10-04-2004, 05:13 PM	#4
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	"Oh no you don't, CT! You're in the Apology Area so you have to sing the 'I'm very sorry song' five times while spinning around in circles!"

10-04-2004, 08:14 PM	#9
Recall2 Goomba Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 15	Recall enters the yard screaming. Knowing that the grass was wet he immidiatly calms down and begins to mutter to himself. His soggy shoes pumped for action he begins to prance forward.

10-04-2004, 08:13 PM	#10
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	I declare that all the areas that I'm not standing on are bag-flag zones. I fill all the bags with rotting mole corpses!