The public demands more Wing Wong!

Meister · 01-08-2005, 08:16 PM

This is what happens when I get no sleep.

Delirious treat: Well, it's not exactly radio material either. Although it would be if I had any say in that...
Delirious treat: John Frusciante all day long.
Delirious treat: Until a mod forms in front of the station with torches and pitchforks.
Delirious treat: *mob
Sasami Android:

Heh, right.
Sasami Android: Now I have lots of songs on my gmail....I need to burn a cd of them or something.
Delirious treat: Funny image though... Krylo standing in front of a huge building with a torch in one hand and a pitchfork in the other. And he doesn't get the door open because he has no hand free.
Sasami Android: Naw, he wouldn't come with a pitchfork or a torch. He would rip the door open with his bare hands =P
Delirious treat: I'd put a portier there who says "no entry for either angry mobs or angry mods without torch and pitchfork!"
Delirious treat: He'd be powerless.
Sasami Android: That is way funny!
Sasami Android: *is imagining that and laughing*
Delirious treat: and then he tips the scales by bringing that guy along
Delirious treat: and the dude who plays the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movie

Flarecobra · 01-08-2005, 09:39 PM

Um minorly stupid question here: Can there be a guide to get to the 8-but chatroom?

Bailey · 01-08-2005, 09:43 PM

tell people your aim log in and they will invite you if they see you on

or just im spok and demand to be let in

then again, checking all three normal rooms might be easier

"Chat 8bit" "Nuklear Power" "Eight Bit"

BlackMageGirl! · 01-08-2005, 09:43 PM

Sure! I can help you there. You can IM me on AIM and I'll let ya in. Btw, my screename is Sasami Android.

Flarecobra · 01-08-2005, 09:55 PM

No AIM. I use Yahoo.

Krylo · 01-08-2005, 10:27 PM

Well, the chat is in AIM... so... no chat. You can't get in. Ever. You will be chatless and also worthless for all days of your life.

Dragonsbane · 01-12-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krylo

Well, the chat is in AIM... so... no chat. You can't get in. Ever. You will be chatless and also worthless for all days of your life.

...what? No maniacal laughter?

Funka Genocide · 01-13-2005, 06:41 AM

oh my dear God, sweet monkey zombie Jesus! What the hell was that!?

I couldn't stop laughing, I wanted to but I couldn't, has Celes found out about this yet? This is too horrible for words, I'm just shocked, shocked I tell you, and I've seen a woman shoot ping pong balls from her...

well, never mind that, lets just say I'm shocked, and the ping pong balls were also on fire.

I need to get access to this chat room thing it looks like way too much fun!

Meister · 01-09-2005, 06:47 AM

Register an AIM screenname and get a multi-protocol IM client like Trillian or Miranda. That way you can be online with AIM and Yahoo Messenger at the same time without having too many applications running, and also MSN and ICQ, should the need arise.

Bob The Mercenary · 01-12-2005, 12:29 PM

Please don't beat me. And you might want to have quick access to a toilet, paper bag, or garbage can.

The infamous assmonkey chat. Enjoy.

Code:

Part 1

ViktorVonRussia: The chat looks comatose today.
spark0138: It sorta is.
ViktorVonRussia: Then I guess I'll be silent too. So I can fit in and be one of the "cool kids."
spark0138: Sure.
CelesJessa87: you'd better, or else... you won't be cool
CelesJessa87: I guess
BobtheMercenary: you might be shunned
ViktorVonRussia: But of course, if people started talking again, I could be cool for talking.
Krylo Killian: Hey, knock it off, ass monkeys. I'm the only one allowed to flaunt my superior cool-osity by my silence.
CelesJessa87: ass monkeys?
spark0138: Hey, I made silence popular dont ya know.
Krylo Killian: Yes. You're all ass monkeys.
CelesJessa87: what exactly are ass monkeys?
ViktorVonRussia: I haven't been called an ass monkey in years.
ViktorVonRussia: Ah, nostalgia.
CelesJessa87: are they like sea monkeys
Krylo Killian: Monkeys that live in your ass.
BobtheMercenary: mine talks to me ^_^
spark0138: o_O
CelesJessa87: O_O
BobtheMercenary: <<
BobtheMercenary: >>
ViktorVonRussia: Your ass, or the monkey inside?
Krylo Killian: They burrow into the ass crevices of the large and stupid, and, through a careful connection to the ass nerves, control the host body.
CelesJessa87: ahh. sounds... painful
ViktorVonRussia: And apparantly, that's what we are.
spark0138: Don't you know it.
Krylo Killian: Only at first. Then you don't get to feel anything at all. Just watch.
Krylo Killian: But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? Ass monkey!
BobtheMercenary: *cowers*
CelesJessa87: How would YOU know Krylo?
spark0138: Nah, I just know about being an ass pinata.
CelesJessa87: unless you are an ass monkey too
Krylo Killian: I'm an Ass Monkey-ologist.
BobtheMercenary: brb
ViktorVonRussia: Do you use one of them butt cameras to study them?
spark0138: And more!
ViktorVonRussia: Those things're neat.
CelesJessa87: heheheh
Krylo Killian: Sometimes.
CelesJessa87: they have special butt-cameras?
spark0138: Yerp!
Krylo Killian: Sometimes I just ass rape the infected, and drown the ass monkey.
spark0138: You can find them on Ebay, I'll bet.
ViktorVonRussia: Like for colonoscopies.
Krylo Killian: I then dissect it.
ViktorVonRussia: At least, that's what I think it's called.
spark0138: I'll find one on Ebay right now.
ViktorVonRussia: ...Provided that the ass monkey can't swallow at the rate you, um, inject.
BobtheMercenary: ...
Krylo Killian: Ass monkeys don't really have much of a mouth...
Krylo Killian: They mostly feed by siphoning nutrients off of their hosts.
CelesJessa87: what are ass monkeys made of? You know, girls are made of sugar and spice and whatnot, and boys are made from snips and snails and puppy dog tails....
BobtheMercenary: that explains where my large intestine went
spark0138: Ass monkeys are made of spawned monkeys.
Krylo Killian: Organic tissue. Duh.
CelesJessa87: what ARE snips?
spark0138: I wish I knew.
Krylo Killian: They're a tool
Krylo Killian: Used to cut things.
Krylo Killian: There are aluminum snips, wire snips, etc. etc.
BobtheMercenary: snip snips ^^
spark0138: Well, I can't find an ass camera. There'll be one on ebay soon.
CelesJessa87: ah
CelesJessa87: you actually looked for an ass camera?
Krylo Killian: Maybe he's going to check his ass for monkeys?
spark0138: Yeah, why not?
spark0138: Nothing there really.
BobtheMercenary: mine likes being on camera ^_^
spark0138: Heh.
CelesJessa87: so how do you cure ass monkeys?
spark0138: Have Krylo do it.
Krylo Killian: Anal sex works.
BobtheMercenary: chicken soup
CelesJessa87: O_o
Krylo Killian: So do bleach enemas.
Krylo Killian: And VERY high fiber diets.
CelesJessa87: o_O
spark0138: Those suck.
BobtheMercenary: argh, that would burn soooo bad
Krylo Killian: The ass monkey is immune to most nutrients...
Krylo Killian: and chemicals...
spark0138: Just reach up and grab its tail.
ViktorVonRussia: What about good ol' surgery?
spark0138: Then pull.
Krylo Killian: So if you want to do it by enema you have to use something powerful...
ViktorVonRussia: Cut the bastard out.
BobtheMercenary: wouldn't a good case of the runs get it out?
Krylo Killian: That's dangerous as it can lead to horrible tearing of the intestinal tract.
Krylo Killian: Not necessarily, Bob. They thrive in that.
Krylo Killian: It'd have to be VERY good.
Krylo Killian: Like a whole bottle of milk of magnesia chased by three boxes of ex-lax good.
CelesJessa87: have you ever had Ass monkeys Krylo?
spark0138: Not three, six.
BobtheMercenary: my dad owns a pharmacy, what would you prescribe?
Krylo Killian: Ass sex will beat the ass monkey to death, given enough length and girth, and, once dead, they will release their grip and pass normally.
BobtheMercenary: and the symptoms are?
spark0138: Being an ass.
spark0138: Possible constipation.
Krylo Killian: Trying to remove them while still alive can be dangerous, however, so I advise against the ex-lax route.
Krylo Killian: and yes, being an ass and constipation are two prime examples.
BobtheMercenary: and sticking your penis in their face isn't dangerous?
Krylo Killian: So is finding yourself jumping and screaming randomly, or growing a sudden extreme fondness for unhealthy foods.
spark0138: They'll think it's food, I think.
Krylo Killian: The ass monkeys love grease and fat, and will force you to eat it.
ViktorVonRussia: Mmmm. Sausage.
Krylo Killian: And... again, ass monkeys don't have much of a mouth, really...
BobtheMercenary: interesting
Krylo Killian: And what mouth they have is latched onto the intestinal lining.
Krylo Killian: They're kind of like a lamprey.
CelesJessa87: So how long have you be studying the ass monkey Krylo
Krylo Killian: Ever since I lost my virginity with another man... a man infected.
BobtheMercenary: 1. assmonkey 1. A homosexual man.2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
ViktorVonRussia: That must have been traumatizing...
CelesJessa87: You're very brave Krylo
Krylo Killian: I... didn't know he was infected at the time.
BobtheMercenary: Found that on urban dictionary
spark0138: That must have been really disturbing.
BobtheMercenary: so, the monkey went through your urethra
Krylo Killian: It was... an ass monkey is about half the size of a human baby...
Krylo Killian: and, once it had been beaten to death...
Krylo Killian: It was rather bloody and fell out.
CelesJessa87: O_o
Krylo Killian: The lack of lube didn't help much either.
spark0138: That musta caused nightmares.
ViktorVonRussia: Then technically, you didn't have anal sex with some guy, it was the monkey.
Krylo Killian: They aren't that big when they infect you, of course. You'd notice that. They infect as babies. About the size of a pencil.
ViktorVonRussia: Since the monkey controlled his movements.
CelesJessa87: *shivers* anyway. so what's the difference between a butt muncher and an ass monkey?
Krylo Killian: yes. I think the monkey was suicidal.
spark0138: A butt muncher is what it sounds.
Krylo Killian: There was a small note attached to it's hand when it fell out.
ViktorVonRussia: It had enough room in there to write?
spark0138: An anus can expand.
CelesJessa87: O_o
Krylo Killian: Apparently so. It used a piece of shit... I didn't read it. I suppose, perhaps, it was just a wrapper of some sort the guy swallowed...
BobtheMercenary: He did have a "stool" to write on, at least
ViktorVonRussia: Yargh! The Pun!
BobtheMercenary: 1. buttmuncher 1. An individual who munches on butts.2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.
spark0138: This conversation is disturbing.
Krylo Killian: And the monkey was just too stupid to realize the sex would lead to its death... but I like to think that piece of paper WAS a suicide note.
spark0138: There should be a thread for disturbing convos.
ViktorVonRussia: I think it crossed some kind of line a loooong time ago, Spark.
CelesJessa87: the most disturbing part about it is, we're talking about it so casually
CelesJessa87: like a butt monkey is a real feild of study
Krylo Killian: Now then, ass monkeys, as I was saying before: Stop trying to be cool by copying my quietude.
BobtheMercenary: what a sad life these assmonkeys live
spark0138: I made silence cool, dude.
spark0138: Stop copying me!
Krylo Killian: I was doing silence WAY before you were.
Krylo Killian: Goddamn ass monkey.
spark0138: How long?
Krylo Killian: 22 years.
Ganurath: This is what I first saw when I opened the window:
Ganurath: And the monkey was just too stupid to realize the sex would lead to its death... but I like to think that piece of paper WAS a suicide note.
spark0138: I've been silent for 25.
BobtheMercenary: dude, I just got out of silence rehab
Krylo Killian: You haven't been ALIVE for 25 years!
spark0138: You haven't been alive for 22!
CelesJessa87: well if he wasn't alive, he could be silent
Krylo Killian: Yes I have.
spark0138: ..wait.
ViktorVonRussia: I tried being silent to fit in with the cool kids.
BobtheMercenary: I tried being loud to fit in with the girls...oooooh
spark0138: Whoops, nevermind.
Krylo Killian: Are you trying to say that you scream my name during sex, Bob?
spark0138: Thought you were 18.
BobtheMercenary: people think I want beer when I do that
CelesJessa87: heheheh

01-08-2005, 08:16 PM	#1
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	The public demands more Wing Wong! This is what happens when I get no sleep. Delirious treat: Well, it's not exactly radio material either. Although it would be if I had any say in that... Delirious treat: John Frusciante all day long. Delirious treat: Until a mod forms in front of the station with torches and pitchforks. Delirious treat: mob Sasami Android: Heh, right. Sasami Android: Now I have lots of songs on my gmail....I need to burn a cd of them or something. Delirious treat: Funny image though... Krylo standing in front of a huge building with a torch in one hand and a pitchfork in the other. And he doesn't get the door open because he has no hand free. Sasami Android: Naw, he wouldn't come with a pitchfork or a torch. He would rip the door open with his bare hands =P Delirious treat: I'd put a portier there who says "no entry for either angry mobs or angry mods without torch and pitchfork!" Delirious treat: He'd be powerless. Sasami Android: That is way funny! Sasami Android: is imagining that and laughing* Delirious treat: and then he tips the scales by bringing that guy along Delirious treat: and the dude who plays the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movie

01-08-2005, 09:39 PM	#2
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Um minorly stupid question here: Can there be a guide to get to the 8-but chatroom? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

01-08-2005, 09:55 PM	#5
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	No AIM. I use Yahoo. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

01-08-2005, 10:27 PM	#6
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Well, the chat is in AIM... so... no chat. You can't get in. Ever. You will be chatless and also worthless for all days of your life. __________________ I am very tired.

01-08-2005, 09:43 PM	#4
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Sure! I can help you there. You can IM me on AIM and I'll let ya in. Btw, my screename is Sasami Android.

01-13-2005, 06:41 AM	#8
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	oh my dear God, sweet monkey zombie Jesus! What the hell was that!? I couldn't stop laughing, I wanted to but I couldn't, has Celes found out about this yet? This is too horrible for words, I'm just shocked, shocked I tell you, and I've seen a woman shoot ping pong balls from her... well, never mind that, lets just say I'm shocked, and the ping pong balls were also on fire. I need to get access to this chat room thing it looks like way too much fun!

01-09-2005, 06:47 AM	#9
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Register an AIM screenname and get a multi-protocol IM client like Trillian or Miranda. That way you can be online with AIM and Yahoo Messenger at the same time without having too many applications running, and also MSN and ICQ, should the need arise.