Things you'd want to see in Star Wars: Ep. 3 but will probably never get in

Mad Jack the Pirate · 04-27-2005, 05:16 AM

Self explanatory.

HK-47 cameo: even if it's just for two minutes to call C-3P0 a meatbag-loving tin can, it'd make the ticket worth it.

Dragonsbane · 04-28-2005, 11:50 AM

I want to see a HK cameo too...

What I really want to see, though, is see Palpatine call Anakin a "sissy", "wussy little momma's-boy", or something like that.

Demon with a Glass Hand · 04-28-2005, 12:30 PM

I'd like to see some decent acting from Hayden Christensanmasinamin.

His last name is worth knowing.

The_Bear · 04-28-2005, 08:17 PM

I want to hear Obi-Wan yell, "STOP TKing YOU FAG!!!1!"...but that'll never happen. I would also like to see Yoda morph into something awsome, but alas...

h4x.m4g3 · 04-28-2005, 08:32 PM

Yeah a HK cameo would be awesome. As a matter of fact HK-47 should have his own movie, in which he kills all the meatbags, ending the Star Wars saga forever.

Having Princess Almadala explain to Anakin that the children aren''t actually his,*cue dramatic music* but Obi Wan's.

Having someone try to fight with three double bladed lightsabers. One in each hand, and another held in the mouth like that guy from One Peice.

Optimus Prime saving the day in the end, then laughing at all the Jedis because he's all powerful.

Darth Vader choking in his mask, yet no one realizes it because he's always breathing that hard.

Someone changing the duracell batteries in their lightsaber.

All the duels taking place inside a video game. Right before the action starts they go to opposite sides of the screen, strike a pose, get in battle stance, and a life bar and a force bar coming across the top of the screen.

Someone searching the Jedi archives, with Google.

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slightly aboveaverage man · 04-28-2005, 08:38 PM

In all seriousness, what I want to see in Episode III, even thought it's probably not going to be there, is Grand Admiral Thrawn. Anyone who has read Timothy Zahn's books will agree with me here. There was a petition on the internet to get Thrawn a cameo. You KNOW it would be awesome. Come on, even getting us a Chiss would be fine!

One of the suggestions for the part of Thrawn was Ralph Feins (sp?)

Look at that picture and tell me he doesn't make a good Thrawn.

The Argent Lord · 04-28-2005, 08:57 PM

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.

Failing that, a Yoda vs Anakin would be nice

RMS Oceanic · 04-29-2005, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Argent Lord

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.

Aw, you beat me to it!

I'd like to see a cigarette-in-bed scene between Anakin and Padme. After his surgery.

:p

And C3P0 getting maimed. Again. It's just funny.

Mad Jack the Pirate · 04-29-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RMS Oceanic

Aw, you beat me to it!

I'd like to see a cigarette-in-bed scene between Anakin and Padme. After his surgery.

:p

And C3P0 getting maimed. Again. It's just funny.

better yet, C-3P0 being maimed via his head getting blown of by HK using a heavy repeating blaster rifle.

Heavy 3PO · 04-29-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Argent Lord

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.

I completely agree. I've had a scene played out in my head since Episode I, and it goes a little something like this...

<<Jar Jar standing in an open field looking at the camera>>
Misa Jar Jar Binks!
<<Looks up, then back at the camera>>
Misa see something fall from the sky!
<<The Death Star lands right on top of Jar Jar, crushing him instantly>>

The End

04-27-2005, 05:16 AM	#1
Mad Jack the Pirate Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 525	Things you'd want to see in Star Wars: Ep. 3 but will probably never get in Self explanatory. HK-47 cameo: even if it's just for two minutes to call C-3P0 a meatbag-loving tin can, it'd make the ticket worth it.

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04-28-2005, 08:32 PM	#5
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	Yeah a HK cameo would be awesome. As a matter of fact HK-47 should have his own movie, in which he kills all the meatbags, ending the Star Wars saga forever. Having Princess Almadala explain to Anakin that the children aren''t actually his,cue dramatic music but Obi Wan's. Having someone try to fight with three double bladed lightsabers. One in each hand, and another held in the mouth like that guy from One Peice. Optimus Prime saving the day in the end, then laughing at all the Jedis because he's all powerful. Darth Vader choking in his mask, yet no one realizes it because he's always breathing that hard. Someone changing the duracell batteries in their lightsaber. All the duels taking place inside a video game. Right before the action starts they go to opposite sides of the screen, strike a pose, get in battle stance, and a life bar and a force bar coming across the top of the screen. Someone searching the Jedi archives, with Google. Pimp my spacefighter. LIGHTSABER-CHUCKS HO!