Ask Black Mage

[Klyco]

Dear BM

Since you just joined, this the worst idea possible. You are tarnishing the name of Black Mage. This would work better if Brian had did a "Ask Black Mage" He should of did it after cancelling Evil Princess Sara.

[BlackMage]

Originally Posted by Wintermute

Dear BM,

Will you teach me your dark ways?

Sincerely,
Wintermute

A12: Well it took me many years to learn them all but I can give you the basics:

1. Don't fear the law, just sneak around it

2. Magic revolves around focusing your energy to manipulate reality

And most importantly:

3. Become desensitized to peoples screaming, crying, and the greusome sites of their corpses. In fact learn to love it all. It's a bit hard at first but keep with it and you'll get there

good luck, and may the power of evil compell you

[MFD]

Originally Posted by Klyco

Dear BM

Since you just joined, this the worst idea possible. You are tarnishing the name of Black Mage. This would work better if Brian had did a "Ask Black Mage" He should of did it after cancelling Evil Princess Sara.

Actually, this is an existing member, and he already asked Brian if he could do this under the name BlackMage.

[Wintermute]

Aww, you guys are ruining all the fun...

I will take all that to heart, BM. Please don't electrocute me or anything.

[Rayinne]

Dear BM:

1) What is up with you and RM's hat? Why is it such a source of rage to you?

2) Which of the three basic elements do you prefer for destructive purposes?

Sincerely:
Yet Another Person Named After An Electronic Deity

[Drake the Dark]

At last! A chance to ask Black Mage, my idol, some questions!


We'll start by dispensing with the bullshit. No, I'm not going to waste your time with worthless ass kissing and pathetic pleas for your dark powers. I have a rather potent set of my own, thank you, and I'm quite happy with them. (and the poor shmucks still think it was an a-bomb at nagasaki. pffft.)

Anyway, I guess the one, most pressing question would be:

Why the HELL do you like White Mage? I mean, sure, she's cute, but she's way into the "helping others" and "doing good" thing...

[FinnMacCool]

Here's my question.

Dear BM:

I gots me a few questions...But here's the main thorn in my big toe. I have quite a long list of people that I need to kill (around 800 million, to be exact. France, Canada, and most of the Eastern Hemisphere). How would you go about making sure that these dolts do not get the chance to soil the human gene pool any further?

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

*jumps on the question band wagon, trying not to structure his question as if it were for RM*

*ahem*

Dear mage of evil blackety magic, *dammit*
I gotta ask about when you guys sleep at Inns and stuff.

I have many times before scared myself at the image of Red Mage in a dress (oh god, make there be no fan arts of that!) and I've started wondering to myself... Now, you hang out with those guys basically all the time, so, uh, oh, how should I ask this...

Is RM on the other side of the fence?

I don't mean a literal fence either... I mean, walking shoulder to shoulder with them, you might have gotten your inklings towards that idea, right?
What with the "wearing dresses" thing and all.

Dear Black Mage,
Why don't you just commit suicide, so you die and go back to hell, where you can rule? And, why do you listen to Theif? I mean, you could just do stabbity death to him! It's not like he wears any super armor, like that idiot Fighter.
Also, what does your head really look like? I mean, enough of a description that I can vaguely picture it. Is it just physically impossible, or do you have the face of a member of N*Sync? If that's so, I can see why it would cause people to go insane...bleck...
-Cyclone231

[Flarecobra]

All righty then.

Black Mage, I've got several questions for you.

1. Why do you keep going after White Mage when it's obvious she's never going to like you?
2. You vs. the Warmech in this pic. Who would win? Or would you just kick out the pilot and control it yourself?

3. What would be your perfect weapon?