Pokémon Umbral Discussion 3: Like Poké Fables Except More Awesome...

[Dracorion]

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What the crap?

Sorry, it's just, y'know, not all that funny. And like you said, it's an old skit that doesn't really need a Gardevoir. Or is at all improved by having a Gardevoir in it.

[Menarker]

Yeah, the skit not be so hot, but the Lopunny sure was an eyepleaser. Hell, it'd make more sense if you made Gardevoir a Snorlax... and doubled everything.

[Astral Harmony]

Understood. I'll work hard to make the next one a lot better...an idea is coming up, I just need to feel my way through it. Like the misadventures of an all Pokémon group.

[DanteFalcon]

From my reading Matt could still attack. Let it be noted that he's not going to. He's going to protect or Endure and attempt to survive. Or possibly Roost or Rest but I'll probably just go with the shields and wait for the Full Restore.

[Menarker]

Well, just saying that Narchams can use Spiral Dive to pierce through defences, so Protect and things that stop damage might not help you. Roost sounds like a good idea though.

[Geminex]

Fair enough. Let Matt heal and Mike's Charizard that was gonna wipe out the Narcham finish off the Pulverot instead.

Then we'll have 2 Narchams and 2 Pulverots to deal with, and the pulverots are paralyzed. I think we're good.

And besides, in my view the three attacks on the Gendom are well spent. It'd take us at least three turns to kill everything that's on the field at the moment, and by that time the Gendom would've generated 3 Narchams, which would also have cost us three attacks to kill.

Besides, I don't want it to go on buffing our enemies. Pulverot's attack stat is high enough, thank you very much.

Also, QUESTION, Ruin Pokemon can use Syncstrike capable attacks individually, right? As in, not as part of a syncstrike?

[DanteFalcon]

I'm working under the assumption things like dismemberment or a missing wing don't regrow with just roost or rest and actually require a full restore at least. (Or maybe an actual medical facility)

[Astral Harmony]

Originally Posted by Gimenix

Also, QUESTION, Ruin Pokemon can use Syncstrike capable attacks individually, right? As in, not as part of a syncstrike?

Yes, that's right. I guess the basic premise of a Syncstrike was like a Pulverot goes "Hey, Narcham. Y'know, my Sweeping Ray tends to launch the enemy. I bet in that airborne state, they'd be more vulnerable to serious injury from your Spiral Dive. Wanna give it a try?"

Anyways, here's my second attempt at omake. Here's hoping it's better than the last one.

Pokégeddon Legends! Gardevoir Meets the Most Inept Trainer Ever

Lopunny: "Hey, Garde, wake the hell up already! Time to stop lying around."
Gardevoir: "Lying? I'm not lying, it really tastes good."
Lopunny: "What the hell're you talking about? Fine, if you won't get up then...Frustration!"
Gardevoir: "Ow! Did somebody get the license plate number of that semi?"
Lopunny: "Finally, Garde. It's already noon. Didn't you tell us last night that we were going to go do something today?"
Gardevoir: "Look, I've got a hangover, all right? Just...just give me...like, I dunno, two days or something. I might feel better then."
Lopunny: "Hmm...oh, I know what the best cure for a hangover is!"
Gardevoir: "Erm...what?"
Lopunny: "Seaking?"
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, Water Pulse!"
Gardevoir: "Bwah! I'm up, I'm up, cut off the waterworks!"
Lopunny: "We'll be waiting outside, so hurry the hell up, already. Rapidash has been trotting in circles around our house for about two hours and dug us a pretty moat."
Gardevoir: "Yeah, yeah, just gimme a minute to straighten my hair 'n' stuff."
*about another hour later, outside Pokégeddon's Tree Lair*
Lopunny: "About damn time, Garde. So what's all this nonsense you were talking about last night?"
Gardevoir: "Well, we're a bunch of Rogue Pokémon who decided that we would live the adventurous lifestyle, but we haven't done anything except generally cause mischief."
Lopunny: "That's because mischief is funny."
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, mischief!"
Gardevoir: "Still, our lives are passing us by. Don't you think that's a little sad?"
Lopunny: "What's so sad about that? As long as I have fun, I don't really care whether or not people remember me after my death."
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, death!"
Regina: "Ummm...hello?"
Gardevoir: "But don't you think that's pointless? I mean, think about it. The only way you evolved was by once having a trainer who you raised your friendship level high enough for you to evolve."
Lopunny: "Right, and then that trainer was retarded enough to get married. She gave up Pokémon training on the spot and released me to the wilds."
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, retarded!"
Regina: "Hello, I'm trying to fight you here-"
Gardevoir: "Wait, that's the story of your life?"
Lopunny: "What do you want out of me, anyways? A heart-gripping backstory? Some kind of lengthy tale of my life's legacy? I'm just a damn Lopunny."
Regina: "Aw, screw it. I'll just catch 'em all."
*Regina who has been ignored the whole time tosses a Pokéball at Gardevoir. Rapidash knocks it away.*
Rapidash: "Get that Kool-Aid up out my crib, yo!"
Gardevoir: "Rapidash, what're you doing?"
Rapidash: "That chick there be tryin' to chat us up for the past couple of minutes, dawg. And then she tried to diss you with a Pokéball. You may want to show her what's what in our hood, ya heard? Jus' sayin's all."
Gardevoir: "Ugh...okay, human. Whadaya want?"
Regina: "I am Regina, trainer of the rarest Pokémon in Honmyr!"
Gardevoir: "Okay."
Regina: "..."
Gardevoir: "..."
Regina: "..."
Gardevoir: "...Ummm, I believe this is the part where you get to the point."
Regina: "Well, talking Pokémon are very rare, so I'm trying to challenge you to a Pokémon battle."
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, Pokémon battle!"
Lopunny: "If that's any indication, I'd say Seaking is ready to fight."
Gardevoir: "It's not like we can sweet-talk our way outta this one. Just be careful, everyone. Without Froslass and Altaria, we're short a couple of members."
Regina: "Prepare to taste the wrath of my extremely rare Pokémon!"
*not even five minutes later*
Regina: "How!? How did you defeat my extremely rare Pokémon so easily?"
Rapidash: "So when the bitch said 'extremely rare Pokémon...'"
Lopunny: "She was talking about unevolved Pokémon, which are actually very rare in Honmyr."
Gardevoir: "I may be a degenerate Pokémon, but I do owe it to myself to have some pride in my skills. My mother would rise from the grave and eat my brains if I lost to a freakin' Ralts."
Rapidash: "I barely had to gallop to run circles around that Ponyta."
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, Goldeen's a pussy!"
Regina: "What'm I gonna do now? Waaaaaaaaah-haaah-haaaaaaaah!"
Gardevoir: "Geez, stop the crying. I've put up with enough water for today."
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, totally my doing!"
Rapidash: "Want me to dry her tears?"
Lopunny: "Sure, I think you'll help her a great deal by flash-evaporating her tears and giving her third degree burns on her face."
Rapidash: "Cool, I'm gonna do it! Peep this, yo!"
Lopunny: "I was being sarcastic."
Rapidash: "What's that taste like?"
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, retarded!"
Lopunny: "Yo, Garde. What're we gonna do with this chick?"
Gardevoir: "Well, we could leave her alone, but I think she'll just remain here and keep crying."
Lopunny: "Or?"
Gardevoir: "Or...ugh, I suppose we could help this chick out to get her the hell out of our faces."
Regina: "Really!? You'll help me!?"
Gardevoir: "But only just this once. I may not have any plans as of now, but I can probably find better things to waste my time on than helping humans."
Regina: "It's a deal! Thank you so very much! C'mon, what're we waiting for!?"
*Regina runs away, skipping and singing.*
Lopunny: "Are you sure that was a good idea, Garde? We don't even know what she wants to do with us."
Gardevoir: "'Ey, you're talking to Gardevoir here. I'm the psychic type of this group, and my thinkey matter's tellin' me it couldn't hurt to do that chick one little favor. Besides, I think we can get her to pay for our meals."
Lopunny: "That's true, but what'll we eat?"
Gardevoir: "Maybe some McDonalds, I dunno. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I went to a McDonalds and ordered a whole bunch of items and then walked away because I didn't have the money to buy it? That'd be funny, right?"
Lopunny: "..."
Gardevoir: "Right?"
Rapidash: "..."
Gardevoir: "Right?"
Seaking: "Fuck yeah, retarded!"
Regina: "What're you girls doing!? C'mon!"
Gardevoir: "Right! Team Pokégeddon, let's deploy!"

The reason why Seaking keeps saying "Fuck yeah":

[Geminex]

Seaking is my favorite cast member. Rapidash a close second. Though the entire thing was good.

Edit:

That's my turn gone. I'm guessing I killed the critical Pulverot, along with healing myself and resupplying Rachel. Good turn's work, even if Impact didn't do any major damage.

The rest should be just wrap-up. Now that Matt's back in the game, he, Rio and Registeel should be capable of killing another Pulverot. If Spitz' Superfang goes first, then Spampert and Skarmory should be able to eliminate the last one. Two Narchams left, less if Charizard joins in. Then one lucky character gets the last kill, we make sure the manager's allright, then retire to the base for cold beer and upgrades.

[Dracorion]

Yeah, this skit was much better. Post up soon.