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Unread 04-23-2010, 07:12 PM   #21
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Deep down I'm still surprised this is a Fox News link.
I don't know why on Earth you would be. Hourlong ragefests about IMMORAL LIBERALS followed by tabloidy bullshit from bottle-blondes in miniskirts are what made Fox News the ratings juggernaut that it is.
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Unread 04-24-2010, 09:30 PM   #22
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Can they do those googly eyes, too?
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Unread 04-25-2010, 02:53 PM   #23
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Pimp My Vag...
Am I the only one seeing Xzibit coming back into the limelight soon? I smell a spinoff!

I dunno about all this. God forbid someone is allergic to the adhesive and has a reaction. Try explaining yourself to a doctor or nurse or hell, an EMT and not expect them to bust out laughing.

"I was vajazzling myself and then I got all bloated and puffy and it began itching. I didn't even get to finish the cutesy star pattern with alternating sapphires and rhinestones!"
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Unread 04-25-2010, 02:59 PM   #24
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Am I the only one seeing Xzibit coming back into the limelight soon? I smell a spinoff!
So...so...after we hear about how horribly unvajazzling this incredibly nice and trendy girl's private parts are, he shows up, checks it out, gets in and rides it back to the workshop?
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Unread 04-25-2010, 10:56 PM   #25
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I see potential for men too. Ribbed for her pleasure.
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:12 PM   #26
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So...so...after we hear about how horribly unvajazzling this incredibly nice and trendy girl's private parts are, he shows up, checks it out, gets in and rides it back to the workshop?


Pity I can't add glitter to the picture to be accurate.
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:22 PM   #27
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Aw man, I want to make my dong look like a pylon.
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:47 PM   #28
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This is by far the strangest thing I have ever heard of. How this is sexy I may not ever know. And I'm too scared to dare go pic hunting for an example for some reason.
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:58 PM   #29
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Unread 04-26-2010, 12:07 AM   #30
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Still strange but I do understand why it would be considered sexy.
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