The thread where Jenny is the most attractive woman on the Internet

[Jagos]

Thanks Tev. I was trying not to remember that one.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Jagos

Thanks Tev. I was trying not to remember that one.

You know you threw Yen in that machine!

[DFM]

Originally Posted by Whomper

The woman's asking if we're gonna talk about breasts, and you guys are going on about puns? Please turn in your man cards. Meanwhile, I'll be over here motorboating.

Noooooo not my man card.

Now I can't work power tools.

[Amake]

QUOTE equals Melfice CLOSE BRACKETS SLASH QUOTE

It's a confusing thread. It's a singularly selfish thread, the most egomanical effort I've made in at least five hundred years. But people are too nice to give but the most vague of hints that it's garbage, so mostly it's a thrill-packed ride, a celebration of, well, me. Or life in general. I choose to believe it's the latter.

Anyway, it's the first time in all my life anyone's suggested I've made an epic thread. Makes me feel all warm and tingly. Seriosuly, my fingers are tingling. Of course that may be the sugar.




On reflection, it might be the thread is confusing because it's about me and no one really knows who I am. It's a fault of mine that's been mentioned before: I don't talk about myself enough. Let's have a vote: Should I write an essay about myself, or do whatever it is people do to get down from a caffeine and sugar high?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You should absolutely tell us everything about yourself now, while you're still under the influence of your drugs.

[Melfice]

Also, pictures. Of yourself. 'Cause that's totally part of the package when you talk about yourself. Yup.

EDIT: Did I just push it...? 'Cause I really was just kidding. <__<

[Amake]

Well, I really don't want to put an advertisment here, it's really very tacky, and I had a long-assed cheesy post written here, but when I think about it you'll never get as much information or as many pictures of me as if you follow the link in my sig. It's a blag that's mostly me writing my autobiography. And my husband drawing pictures.

Feel free to not click it if you're not interested, DFM.

[DFM]

No don't.

Don't write it.

[Seil]

That is fucking Seil. Welcome to the forums! :B But seriously, Seil's ability to pull up info has stemmed past creepy, wrapping around to eccentric.

You would agree with Mesden and Fifth, wouldn't you.

[Fifthfiend]

Setting aside the idea that me and Mesden autoagree on anything, why would Womper get thrown in with that?

I mean we don't even agree on how his name is spelled.

Originally Posted by Seil

Look what I found!

I'm so bored!

Whoa, nude-art link.