Pokemon Umbral Discussion 18: I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song

[Menarker]

Well, imagine a good morning scene similar to Cronotrigger.

Maria: Renny! Renny! It's time to get up! The sun is beautiful today! *Swoon* Oh, god, I got a bloody headache... A serious need for a drink...
*Opens the blinds and see Renny sprawled eaglespread with his pants down, Rayleen clutching at his chest, Harriette using his leg like a mini body pillow, Whittney clasping his arm affectionately, and Lola practically on top hip to hip.*
"OH GOOD LORD!"

*Not Happening. (Or at least I'm not writing that!)*

And yes, if the Japanese cut to sneeze trope is any indictator, the Jeanette family are the Gene commander.

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Face it: there's nothing you can do to stop Pierce from going on his sex rampage. Save for turning back time or getting AB to come up with some miracle to get Renny out of this situation.

Or you know... Renny's passing out the drinks. Mind be a good time as any to get some of the other girls... like Shizuka. Mind you, it's a risk, but it might be something Pierce/Impact would jump at the chance at, especially if they are drunk.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

And yes, if the Japanese cut to sneeze trope is any indictator, the Jeanette family are the Gene commander.

It seemed that Ricewood sneezed once for every time someone said "inheritor". Wonder if that means anything.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Or you know... Renny's passing out the drinks. Mind be a good time as any to get some of the other girls... like Shizuka. Mind you, it's a risk, but it might be something Pierce/Impact would jump at the chance at, especially if they are drunk.

Yeah, sure. Unless Pierce's rousing speech somehow warmed her up to him, which is unlikely about a hair's length away from impossible, the only way that would happen is if she was drunk.

And she's probably immune to alcohol. Demon metabolism and all that. Well, she's probably only highly resistant. But she's still probably smart enough not to let herself get carried away, even if she doesn't know just how much of a punch the wine packs.

So... I'm pretty sure the only hot chick left is Evangaleen.

Oh, and Maria.

[Menarker]

Except Maria is damn likely to spend the night behind locked doors with Dominic. Plus, techncially, Harriette is still taking a shower... So Evangaleen and Harriette, and perhaps if you're lucky, the Kimonos.

Kiyomi and Mika seemed to be tipsy after all, judging from the second part of AB's post, and they're both Kimonos.

Anyhow, writing post.

[Dracorion]

Kiyomi is and always will be a straight lesbian. And Mika's twelve, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh wait, you're the guy who wants a minor to spend the night with four older women.

Nevermind.

And Maria may be available for a quickie before bedtime if you pour enough alcohol into her.

Yeah, I don't I see Harliette happening.

Which brings us back to... just Evangaleen.

[Menarker]

Anyhow, I figured that Shizuka is actually quite warm and approachable, but she just won't commit since she is a universe traveler with a strong sense of duty.

But that's me. If she highkicks someone up the head for the wrong assumption, don't blame me. :3

But yeah, have fun with Evangaleen. :3

Charlotte gets a chance to do something interesting with Dormond... whatever it is. ^^;

[Dracorion]

Warm and approachable does not hot sex on the couch make.

I wasn't saying Pierce will do anything with Evangaleen. I was saying Renny shouldn't have gotten this far with anyone. Then I got sucked up into the argument.

[Menarker]

Well, I'm pretty certain that while I mentioned that a hot party at the end would be great, I kinda meant it to be more wild party in the open thing, something sharable. I never expected the ladies inviting Renny themselves (even if they are drunk beyond comprehension.)

Ah well, more adult maturity for Renny, who should now be a lot less naive!

[Dracorion]

That's a load of crap.

If AB decides to skip the next ingame day, I just might have to get Pierce hammered tonight. (Yes, this is a question.)

[Menarker]

Also, Aria is sure to try something now that the atmosphere is practically hot and heavy everywhere. :3

[Dracorion]

Pierce is going to ask Lexhur one more question and then to bed, maybe talk to Shizuka a bit first. Because he's freaking tired. Aria may or may not climb into his sleeping bag at night.

But she won't get into the really crazy stuff until Pierce gets drunk the next day.

And don't change the subject. Pierce is still going on a sex rampage. Or Renny doesn't get with anyone tonight. Pick one.

EDIT: To clarify just how drunk Pierce is going to get: at least seven bottles of wine in rapid succession.

Drunk Pierce doesn't suffer much in the way of physical symptoms of intoxication unless he drinks the whole liquor store. Instead, he does a 360, personality-wise.