Pokemon Umbral Discussion 19: I Don't Think Nagarai Will Ever Be Named

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Impact will drink a sip of wine, will watch the party go on, observe everyone else partying for a while, consider how to best pursue his agenda (that's what I'm actually like at parties, minus the wine), get more drunk, consider how to best kill Snorlax (blow out his voice box with the gust blaster, stun him with the electric prod, slice into his stomache, stick the HV rifle into the wound, press the trigger, trust the monster's fat to silence the shots, then get out the flamethrower to finish it off), get megalomania, consider world domination, fall asleep. No interaction with anyone...

Hey, if you're going to launch into a big rant about not breaking deals, remember that you still owe Pierce a Dragon Slave. Pierce offered it back, Impact has to give it as a gift to him to gain his support, or however you want to say it.

Originally Posted by Geminex

However.

If Drac gets Shizuka after just a bit of alcohol, I fucking demand that Impact get Dinner's heart, loyalty and possible virginity after 5 minutes of casual conversation. Or at the very least after several hours of spirited discussion and a single battle. Because I'm fine with everyone else getting their little girlfriends, as long as I get one that can vaporize theirs by complete accident.
PATCA: Because mysoginymysoginymysoginy. [/COLOR]

I'm fairly certain Dinner is underage. It sounds appropriate, anyway. But hey, if you want to do what basically amounts to child rape, go right ahead. Also, Pierce didn't get Shizuka. They had a one-night stand. Whether it becomes something more is something we'll have to see, but AB said Shizuka won't be appearing all that often.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And Drac, if you start interfering with Renny/Lola then some deals will be off.

Oh come on. I was messing with the dude. Besides, we said I wouldn't interfere with Renny/Lola. No one said anything about Renny/Whitney. But that's just an underhanded thing to do and I would never even consider it.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And once Sam has been rescued, Demonic Impact might call her up, to have a chat with her about her experience. And in the course of their conversation Sam might realize, that her experience at the hands of pokebrids has scarred her more deeply than she had realized. New memories might come up, new realizations of what they had done to her. Horrible. Horrible. She, in fact, might even begin to react horribly to even the presence of pokebrids, pokemon and even trainers! Impact would try to help her, of course, and she would fine solace in him. And his genitals.

And then Pierce would have to choose between pokemon or sister, and psychologists would praise Impact for stopping Sam from suppressing the experience, and counselling her effectively.

... You do realize Sam is going to be a NPC that I control, right? And as per our deal you can't mind control her, either.

Originally Posted by Geminex

So Drac?
Don't break your promises.
And Menarker?
Pleasure to work with you in this matter.

Hey. I never promised not to break my promises.

[Menarker]

That particular use of double negatives doesn't exactly inspire me with confidence.

As far as anyone is concerned, in this RP, a one night stand is probably the 2nd best thing you could possibly get (First place is the sort of permanent romance that Shannon and Moon are in), especially when it's the leader of the Kimonos.

Not a problem in my case though. Wasn't seeking her out or anything. Man, soon we'll all need to come up with a list of the girls we hope or expect we might want to get. I mean the list is getting bigger!

EDIT: Dinner better not nuke Lola or my girls by accident. >_>

Ah well. I imagine we'll all joking around here.

Anyhow, Gem, good to see you back. But I sure hope Impact doesn't get so drunk he puts his snorlax slaying daydream in action.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

As far as anyone is concerned, in this RP, a one night stand is probably the 2nd best thing you could possibly get (First place is the sort of permanent romance that Shannon and Moon are in), especially when it's the leader of the Kimonos.

Third best thing. What Shannon and Moon have is the second best thing. The best thing you could possibly get is what Shannon and Moon have, except with several girls at the same time.

[Geminex]

Hey, if you're going to launch into a big rant about not breaking deals, remember that you still owe Pierce a Dragon Slave. Pierce offered it back, Impact has to give it as a gift to him to gain his support, or however you want to say it.

Oh come on. He was supposed to pick it up. I can't have Impact give it to him IC. At least I can't think of a situation that allows it. He was supposed to get it in conjunction with the duel. Can't we just assume that Pierce tried to give it back after the duel and Impact was all like "keep it, I'll get my own"?

I'm fairly certain Dinner is underage. It sounds appropriate, anyway. But hey, if you want to do what basically amounts to child rape, go right ahead. Also, Pierce didn't get Shizuka. They had a one-night stand. Whether it becomes something more is something we'll have to see, but AB said Shizuka won't be appearing all that often.

As for Dinner, we shall see. I'm hoping she's older, otherwise it won't be romance.

And I think it was a bit more than a one-night stand. It'll certainly form the basis for a relationship.

And hey, go wild with Renny-Whitney. I don't care about Renny-Whitney.
But what's protecting Sam from getting brainwashed again is Renny-Lola. Don't interfere with Renny-Lola.

And I won't even credit that last comment. That's how stupid it is.

Edit:

Anyhow, Gem, good to see you back. But I sure hope Impact doesn't get so drunk he puts his snorlax slaying daydream in action.

...
That's quite a nice Snorlax you have there, friend! It would be such a... shame if it died suddenly. If you ask me, it seems quite prone to dying suddenly and ending up as a burnt, tortured corpse. Would you like to insure it? Very cheap, I guarantee!

[Menarker]

Moon seems to disagree with that assessment (but maybe only because Shannon doesn't seem to happy with the current setup)

Otherwise, I would concur.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Oh come on. He was supposed to pick it up. I can't have Impact give it to him IC. At least I can't think of a situation that allows it. He was supposed to get it in conjunction with the duel. Can't we just assume that Pierce tried to give it back after the duel and Impact was all like "keep it, I'll get my own"?

Or, you can just say it.

But fine. We'll assume. Lazy bum.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And I think it was a bit more than a one-night stand. It'll certainly form the basis for a relationship.

Well, she did leave him a gift. Who knows? Nose knows.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And hey, go wild with Renny-Whitney. I don't care about Renny-Whitney.
But what's protecting Sam from getting brainwashed again is Renny-Lola. Don't interfere with Renny-Lola.

I still think you underestimate the fact that Sam is basically Pierce with a vagine. And also less issues. She's every bit as stubborn and resistant to mind control as he is. Not to mention she'll have Enmakki's protection. I mean, when I said before Faynoc had to pump enough dope into her to down a giant Dragonite in order to get her to join up, I fucking meant it.

And, again, as long as I control he she won't do anything I don't want her too, like ending up on Impact's genitals.

So let's stick to credible threats, hmmm?

Originally Posted by Menarker

Moon seems to disagree with that assessment (but maybe only because Shannon doesn't seem to happy with the current setup)

Otherwise, I would concur.

That's just because Moon is a monogamous idiot.

And also because he's rebelling against Daddy.

[Geminex]

Once I've worked out exactly what mind control (which will be known as Sepulchritude) will do exactly, you'll have plenty of credible threats.

Anyway, I probably can't finish posting today. 'Tis late. Rest assured that Impact's brilliant wit will once again be avalaible to you tomorrow.

[Menarker]

Dante, just out of curiousity, are any of the ladies by far in your mind? Before we consider divvying them up and all. :3

Bard easily gets "access" to all the NPC males except for Moon. >_> (NO SHIT)

[DanteFalcon]

Well....it's unlikely he'll be in any real relationship before his sidequest (and possibly after depending on how things go).

However Tsubasa would probably work best with Matthias.

[Dracorion]

Hm. There's a Ruin General missing. Lexhur counted ten rogues, plus himself, Phantomere (dead), and Idolus and his three subordinates.

That's sixteen. Specifically, the Fire type Ruin General is missing. Hey AB, what's up with that?

Also, does Ricewood know she's the genetic commander? How else did she get her hands on a Raikner to turn into the Ricewood rifle, after all?

EDIT: My post is done and oh wow.

I need to get Pierce drunk more often.