Pokemon Umbral Discussion 28: A Wild Cerulean Wildfire Appears!

[Dracorion]

Okay, considering what AB said, HPG soldiers' and Engineers' moveset are about half made up of melee. Medics are all long range, but they only have two attacks. And Cerulean probably has some ugly physicals to throw at us.

So I guess, maaaaaybe, it'd be best to keep the wall up. You know, maybe.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hey AB, would Sol-Lke's flash fire make him immune to the immolation brought on by Cerulean Wildfire? Or can the robot cheat and work around that because its not a pokemon or some shit.

[Dracorion]

Bosses are cheaters, so yes.

I think I might give Pierce a new Legendary. Something to compete with bosses, cheating-wise, even if I have to gimp everything else about it.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I hope Sol-leks is immune. It will be pretty awesome if Sol-leks is completely on fire, yet still carries on like absolutely nothing is happening. If anything, he should still get the boost to fire attacks. Still maintain he should have a fire immunity.

[Dracorion]

Yeah, but, y'know. Fucking cheaters, man.

Actually, I think I'll give the HAX pokemon to my character for the side-RP instead. And maybe not even make it a legendary.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'm thinking a Pokebrid for a second character. In fact, I've gotten a couple new ideas. Although one depends on how a Ditto would work as a Pokebrid. How would that pan out?

[Geminex]

Impact, if you need to, feel free to prioritize your requests. I know you gave Daphne a bigass list of things to replace, but you can always tell her what you need first and foremost.

I thought he got everything at once?

What kind of a hax-mon?

And how is "Rot in hell, max" bitchin'? It's defiance. So what.
And...
I really don't think immortality is a requirement for being a magnificent bastard. Just winning. And Impact'll win.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

What kind of a hax-mon?

Probably something with low stats and crap type combination but with unique moves (or an ability) that bypass buffs, evasion, Protect (and all others like it) and even boss defences.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And how is "Rot in hell, max" bitchin'? It's defiance. So what.

Well, the line would technically be "Rot in hell, Impact" in this case, and then getting shot in the head. And it's the kind of thing you have to be there for. Basically, the end result is the Bastard (in this case Impact) gets his neck snapped.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And...
I really don't think immortality is a requirement for being a magnificent bastard. Just winning. And Impact'll win.

A) Immortality isn't that hard with Magatama, and B) say Impact dies of natural causes. The empire he built will eventually be overthrown without him to watch over it. So that's a loss.

[Geminex]

Probably something with low stats and crap type combination but with unique moves (or an ability) that bypass buffs, evasion, Protect (and all others like it) and even boss defences.

Just create an undodgable, high-critical-hit-ratio move. That'd take care of evasion and defensive buffs. Give it an ability that lets it pierce Protect when it crits, and give the pokemon a move, and maybe a hold item that increases its chance to crit.

As for immortality, eh. I'll see. But I think even setting up the empire should be magnificent-bastard worthy, never mind maintaining it.

Edit: Actually, I just realized, you'll just have to give it high speed, that'll boost its crit chance.

[Dracorion]

I was thinking specifically for bosses. Especially crap like Wildfire's wall o' fire right now. And "we need to destroy Lexhur's parts in order to get at the main body? FUCK THAT SHIT, [Insert Name Here], beat the shit out of him!" and "Tele-dodge, you say? I think not, Gardenoir!"

Oh yeah, Impact setting up his empire, provided he do so with style, earns him Magnificent Bastard status. Then he only has to keep it, which, by the way, no Magnificent Bastard ever gets to do. I mean, if he could pull it off it'd earn him an entire new title all to himself. The Impact.